Baby and Bump Obsession Dembabies have crazy skin It’s amazing to me that people are more willing to believe that Mariah Carey, who can barely walk, gave birth to twins by herself than to admit that Beyonce was actually pregnant. It’s a good day when there are photos available of Mimi barely walking. Here she is By Lainey • May 14, 2012 01:47 pm
Hook Ups Drizzy & TyTy? Um...how much do I love this? Sasha and I spent a few minutes perving over it on our call this morning. Tyra Banks and Drake were spotted together at Disneyland this weekend. Someone iPhoned them. Are they doing it? Oh I hope so. Click here to see the photos. By Lainey • May 07, 2012 02:19 pm
Famewhores Mimi's Anniversary in Austria Four years ago today, Mimi married Nick Cannon. As you know, Mimi spent the weekend in Paris where she gave photographers and fans an hour notice before showing up anywhere, just to make sure there was the appropriate amount of crowd swell worthy of her presence. I once heard about By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 05:16 pm
Dumbass Mimi’s Royal Subjects For members of The Lambily there is only one anniversary today. F-ck Will and Kate, okay? As you can see, royal Mimi and that husband she drags around are in Paris to celebrate their fourth. On their travels, they encountered a royal subject of their very own. This particular By Lainey • Apr 27, 2012 02:34 pm
Lifestyle Alexis Carrington and a chocolate bar How f-cking random are these photos? Why is Alexis Carrington posing with Snickers? How long does it take to make up her face? Are those bell sleeves making your life? I will always love her. By Lainey • Apr 24, 2012 02:34 pm
BFFs Julia on Brange I just watched the best clip ever. It’s Julia Roberts being asked the other night about Brad Pitt’s official engagement to Angelina Jolie. You know Julia. We all know Julia. There is no bitch in Hollywood quite like Julia’s bitch. And a sanctimonious bitch like Julia, even By Lainey • Apr 20, 2012 02:45 pm
Amazingness Beyonce updates How much time did you lose on Beyonce’s Tumblr? Don’t lie. I know for some of you it was hours. I have a friend who sent me at least 8 emails about it all in succession. She studied every photo, every luxurious detail. Please. For me, when it By Lainey • Apr 19, 2012 10:32 am
Amazingness Pregnancy is still hard for Mimi And it’s been a year since she was pregnant! But first... Let’s all enjoy the gift of Mimi on the cover of SHAPE. Mimi in a bikini is one of life’s great joys. On very dark days, I google image “Mariah Carey bikini” and, well, it’s By Lainey • Apr 18, 2012 03:36 pm
Amazingness Tom Cruise works the stage Look, I loved the first Rock Of Ages trailer. Sorry, but I love the second one just as much. And this time... We get to hear him sing! Who? Tom Cruise. Of course. It’s totally digitised and overproduced, but that is his voice underneath all those computers. And that By Lainey • Apr 03, 2012 11:12 am
Amazingness OMG, be my boyfriend Can you tell? I LOVE Gangster Franco so f-cking much. And if I’m feeling this way, I can’t even imagine how hard Michael K over at Dlisted must be and how creatively he’ll describe the sensation. Am waiting impatiently for that post up on his site. By Lainey • Mar 29, 2012 10:11 am
Amazingness JLo would love Gangster Franco I love Gangster Franco. I just wish Gangster Franco had happened before JLo decided to get with her backup dancer. Then again, James Franco actually has a career of his own. That would probably turn her off. Gangster Franco’s stylings however, well, as you can see, JLo’d be By Lainey • Mar 28, 2012 10:54 am
Amazingness Gangster Franco I can’t find the snark and I won’t try and I won’t lie: I am obsessed with Gangster Franco. Like, I think I might love him. Gangster Franco > Casper Smart RIGHT???????? This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to be Selena Gomez. No, I’ By Lainey • Mar 27, 2012 05:15 pm
Amazingness Holy Lamb Day Today is the day that my Angelic Soul Mate was born! Time to celebrate! Time to get festive! I LOOOOVE YOU @MariahCarey KKLB - Nick Cannon’s Twitter, but his words pretty much represent the feeling across the Lambily... Mariah Carey was born 42 years ago today. How are you celebrating? By Lainey • Mar 27, 2012 04:02 pm
Style Oscar GOOP: defensive, too tanned, with Cam I love it so much when Gwyneth features herself getting ready in her newsletters. But first...as she says... She must defend herself! GOOP is insisting she wrote her own cookbook. Whatever. Can we just talk about the Oscars and how her stylist put together her look? A look I By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 04:26 pm
Amazingness All that and no cover God, Anna Wintour is such a mega bitch it’s...amazing. Here’s Victoria Beckham in Vogue this month, NOT the cover. Even though it’s a pretty long ass article. The kind of long article that usually belongs to the front page subject. The kind of article with the By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 03:48 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Offspring Rock Band Part 2 For Part 1, please click here. I was just reading the Victoria Beckham profile in Vogue - that article is coming next - when I came across the most amazing detail: For Romeo’s birthday, as a surprise, the (Beckham) family took him to hang out in Justin Bieber’s studio while By Lainey • Mar 22, 2012 03:18 pm
