Quiveration Photo Assumption the kid with the side-eye This photo cracks me up. Many of you email consistently asking for more Jon Stewart. He’s on your Five Lists. Totally down with that. Stewart’s not papped very often though. Much as you love him, Jon doesn’t sell. And unless he does something wicked and crazy – not By Lainey • Mar 09, 2011 03:02 am
Gorgessity Salma Hayek, housewife Have you read the recent New York Times piece on Salma Hayek? I ate up every word. They interview her in Paris at a photo shoot. Then they go to Café de Flore. And she goes on about how she’s a housewife now. A proper Parisian housewife, married to By Lainey • Mar 09, 2011 02:33 am
Amazingness My Obsession makes my new favourite video If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I am obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson. So much. They met of course when Sam directed Aaron in Nowhere Boy. Then she had his baby last year. Now they’ve collaborated again on the video for REM’ By Lainey • Mar 04, 2011 03:22 am
Hollywood Drugs Enjoying the TORNADO OF AWESOME Written by Sarah I’ve been very enthusiastic in my support of Charlie Sheen’s TORNADO OF AWESOME over the last couple of weeks. I refuse to call it a “meltdown” or a “trainwreck” or a “downward spiral”. What’s happening with Charlie Sheen is none of those things and By Lainey • Mar 03, 2011 05:14 am
Amazingness ADELE Tuesday Today’s the day you can download Adele’s new album 21 in North America. Or buy it old school styles on CD. When was the last time you bought a CD? This is Adele yesterday, in New York, arriving at Letterman before her performance. I woke up early this By Lainey • Feb 22, 2011 04:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Rubber suit How else would you describe it? This is Lady Gaga at Good Morning America today arriving in typical crazy ass fashion, wearing a rubber suit, like literally a suit, with nipple tape and, by her standards, a rather ordinary hat. Yesterday, while out and about, she was almost conservative, in By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 03:00 am
Amazingness Best Grammy Abs: Lady Gaga She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo. It’s a little obvious, obviously, but then again Gaga By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 12:54 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm and buttholes It is my pleasure to open this Friday with a post about Jon Hamm and anuses. I assure you this is the plural for “anus” because, as you will see, he discovers that himself. (Thanks to Lisa/Ann for sending along the link!) Hamm supported his friend Jon Glaser at By Lainey • Feb 11, 2011 01:47 am
Amazingness I’m a huge f-cking movie star&I make giant movies Matt Damon was not in Dallas for the Super Bowl. Instead, he spent the weekend in Malibu with his wife and all their girls. They have a lot of girls. And he does make giant movies and is a huge f-cking movie star but somehow Matt Damon finds time to By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 03:48 am
Gorgessity Sexy in a puffy coat It’s hard to look sexy in one of these. Even Blake Lively barely manages. But then Sofia Vergara comes along and a puffy coat is suddenly giving you an erection. I know she’s great on Modern Family, but for me, right now, where she’s really taken it By Lainey • Feb 03, 2011 05:09 am
Amazingness JLo: legs, Idol, Super Bowl But first – a programming note! Forgot to mention earlier in the excitement of the New Year: TV LIVEBLOG WITH DUANA goes today at 3pm ET/Noon PT! Back to our regularly scheduled programme: Jennifer Lopez was introduced as the first global brand ambassador for Gillette Venus yesterday at the launch By Lainey • Feb 03, 2011 04:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi Cribs: LA Edition Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 03:41 am
Amazingness Posing for the radio Of course it’s JLo. Like, she’s actually posing during an interview at Sirius XM Studio in New York today. Have you ever watched someone try to pose WHILE THEY’RE TALKING? Only the most extreme of narcissists who would attempt it. Only the best of the extreme can By Lainey • Feb 01, 2011 04:13 am
Girlcrushes Best SAG Body: Sofia Vergara I’m actually not sure how a body like hers is mathematically possible. Between the size of her breasts and the smallness of her waist, it’s a goddamn mindf-ck. No complaint here. Especially not when she starts talking. I can’t find the video online yet. But she was, By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 03:27 am
Amazingness SAG Determined: Paz de la Huerta If you’re not familiar with my Paz de la Huerta obsession, you must have missed this article from December. Or maybe you don’t watch Boardwalk Empire? She’s made moaning an art on Boardwalk Empire. And she practically moaned up on stage last night during Boardwalk Empire’s By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 02:59 am
Amazingness SAG Jinx: Justin Timberlake Click here for a refresher on what I wrote last week. When JT doesn’t show up, The Social Network cleans up. When he does show up, like at the Producers Guild, TSN gets no love. Justin attended the SAGs last night. Guess what happened? The Social Network was trumped By Lainey • Jan 31, 2011 02:07 am
