Quiveration Ryan Gosling ruins Wednesday productivity I was at the airport when the Crazy, Stupid, Love trailer dropped yesterday. I watched it in the lounge, then got on the plane, and by the time I landed in Toronto 5 hours later, my inbox was full of your horny panting emails. And he lit up everywhere on By Lainey • Apr 07, 2011 03:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi slums it Oh butterfly, what is this crime? Mimi has been carrying around those twins on a very expensive couch for months, suffering and exhausted, and her reward, her sh-tty reward for all that effort is a pregnancy cover on Life & Style? Like, they were the only buyers? So many By Lainey • Apr 06, 2011 03:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP: Mr Schue, cookbooks, and ancestry Where to begin? First, click here to see the pictures. Matthew Morrison is in London. Gwyneth Paltrow lives in London. They went out for dinner to Locanda Locatelli this weekend and then hit up the Grosvenor for drinks. Needless to say, gossips are trying to make a story of it By Lainey • Apr 04, 2011 08:06 am
Aging Gorgessity Get old like Goldie As noted earlier, there was a random collection of celebrities invited to Gorbachev’s 80th birthday celebration last night in London. Among them Goldie Hawn. Who looked like she was lettin’er rip last night. This broad knows, has always known, how to have a good time. Has never apologised By Lainey • Mar 31, 2011 10:38 am
Girly Throw Downs JLo 2011 like JLo 1998? X-Factor auditions took place in LA the other day and so far only one judge, in addition to Simon Cowell, has been confirmed. Still no word on who will be joining Cowell and LA Reid for the show’s American debut but UK tabloids keep saying that Cowell is By Lainey • Mar 29, 2011 05:14 am
Amazingness Bass. Player. Ed Westwick is in Melbourne attending the 2011 Formula 1 Qantas Australian Grand Prix. He should trademark this expression. That expression, or what led to it, must be why he looks like he hasn’t slept. At all. There’s a great line from Katy Sagal in Sons of Anarchy By Lainey • Mar 25, 2011 08:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Simon says Sit DOWN There was some stupid rumour circulating earlier this week that Simon Cowell was considering Taylor Momsen to host the US X Factor. When asked about it, Cowell was very clear about Taylor’s chances: "Who? I don't know who that is. Unless there's something someone& By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 05:57 am
Maple Leaf Return of the Queen Of Vegas. It’s Celine. She’s back at Caesars for a multiyear run that will reportedly earn her $100 million. Last night was the kick-off. Obviously I wasn’t there, but judging from the photos, well, it certainly looks like Celine was Celine. And maybe even with a By Lainey • Mar 16, 2011 02:53 am
Quiveration Photo Assumption the kid with the side-eye This photo cracks me up. Many of you email consistently asking for more Jon Stewart. He’s on your Five Lists. Totally down with that. Stewart’s not papped very often though. Much as you love him, Jon doesn’t sell. And unless he does something wicked and crazy – not By Lainey • Mar 09, 2011 03:02 am
Gorgessity Salma Hayek, housewife Have you read the recent New York Times piece on Salma Hayek? I ate up every word. They interview her in Paris at a photo shoot. Then they go to Café de Flore. And she goes on about how she’s a housewife now. A proper Parisian housewife, married to By Lainey • Mar 09, 2011 02:33 am
Amazingness My Obsession makes my new favourite video If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I am obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson. So much. They met of course when Sam directed Aaron in Nowhere Boy. Then she had his baby last year. Now they’ve collaborated again on the video for By Lainey • Mar 04, 2011 03:22 am
Hollywood Drugs Enjoying the TORNADO OF AWESOME Written by Sarah I’ve been very enthusiastic in my support of Charlie Sheen’s TORNADO OF AWESOME over the last couple of weeks. I refuse to call it a “meltdown” or a “trainwreck” or a “downward spiral”. What’s happening with Charlie Sheen is none of those things and By Lainey • Mar 03, 2011 05:14 am
Amazingness ADELE Tuesday Today’s the day you can download Adele’s new album 21 in North America. Or buy it old school styles on CD. When was the last time you bought a CD? This is Adele yesterday, in New York, arriving at Letterman before her performance. I woke up early this By Lainey • Feb 22, 2011 04:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Rubber suit How else would you describe it? This is Lady Gaga at Good Morning America today arriving in typical crazy ass fashion, wearing a rubber suit, like literally a suit, with nipple tape and, by her standards, a rather ordinary hat. Yesterday, while out and about, she was almost conservative, in By Lainey • Feb 17, 2011 03:00 am
Amazingness Best Grammy Abs: Lady Gaga She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo. It’s a little obvious, obviously, but then again By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 12:54 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm and buttholes It is my pleasure to open this Friday with a post about Jon Hamm and anuses. I assure you this is the plural for “anus” because, as you will see, he discovers that himself. (Thanks to Lisa/Ann for sending along the link!) Hamm supported his friend Jon Glaser at By Lainey • Feb 11, 2011 01:47 am
