Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna’s Lola loves Harry vair vair much Last week Madge’s daughter updated her blog and, as all 14 year old girls do, Lola moaned about hating her hair and wanting to change the colour. To blue. Note her mother’s reaction: I don’t know if any of you saw my hair yet but its mad By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 03:49 am
Amazingness No pants for Christmas Lady Gaga is playing Paris tonight. Before the show, she nipped out to do some shopping in her fishnets and leather jacket. Also, I think that’s supposed to be some kind of collar around her neck. Imagine how cold that must be? The top of my ass is always By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 08:03 am
Amazingness Multitasking Presentation! It’s been a long time since we’ve been entertained by The Presentation. Tom Cruise “presents” Katie Holmes. For those of you who’ve not been reading the site several years, we were first introduced to Tom Cruise “presenting” Katie Holmes at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in 2007 By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 09:52 am
Douchebags Best of 2010:I went to film school, hosting Oscars Before we get into this, let’s just revisit one of the best, best, BEST moments of the year and perhaps the Best Quote of 2010. It’s James Franco I Went To Film School during the Hollywood Reporter Best Actor Roundtable. Remember he also declared that he doesn’t By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 07:59 am
Style Posh’s happy tears David Beckham accepted the Lifetime Achievement Award at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year event last night in London. The entire family came out to support, his wife and three children sat in the front row. Photos are attached of them arriving, Posh posing hard in her camel coat By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 03:49 am
Amazingness Gwyneth shakes her thing OMG. Thanks to Mu for sending this. It’s a clip from Country Strong – Gwyneth letting it go on stage with her interpretation of what country moves should look like. Like rodeo grinding and sh-t. And lasso woo girl arms. It’s amazing. And here’s Chris Martin with Coldplay By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 03:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi’s babies > Christmas As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 08:00 am
Amazingness Just Keep Livin’, Bro Down Grillin’ Here’s a man who’s grossly underappreciated for his joy giving amazingness. Because every moment for Matthew McConaughey is a Bro Down Situation. He could play a gay Englishman in his next movie and somehow he’d still do it with a Southern accent and turn every scene into By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 05:38 am
Amazingness Be jealous A reader called Leah R sent me this email earlier this week and made me so jealous I couldn’t post it until today. Thank you Leah. But I hate you a little. I’ve been writing about Bill Murray’s amazing randomness for a while. Click here if you’ By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 04:00 am
Amazingness Christmas with Mimi and Hello Kitty Are you grumpy? Don’t fret. Mimi’s here to make it all go away. Did you watch her Christmas Special last night? If you missed it, you missed Joy. Everything she touches, from her microphone to her earpiece to that sleigh in the corner, all of it was tricked By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 09:32 am
Amazingness Why is Nic so mad? Nicolas Cage is currently in Romania shooting, ugh, Ghost Rider 2. On the weekend he hit up a club, then was seen outside in a massive screaming match with a friend before storming off. You know in university when dudes get a little too juiced on a Saturday night and By Lainey • Dec 13, 2010 01:59 am
Douchebags Pitt & Paz Michael Pitt showed up at a society event in New York last night alongside the likes of Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs and pouted with his big lips as though being there was an affront to his artistic integrity. That pubic f-ckery on his face is an affront to my By Lainey • Dec 10, 2010 04:09 am
Amazingness Posh & the British First Lady Chill. I know that’s not the official term. But I only have so much room in my titles and “the wife of the Prime Minister” is a f-cking mouthful so can you not be such a tightass this one time and just deal? Because otherwise you won’t fully By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 09:29 am
Amazingness One minute acting A lot of you have been sending me this today: the New York Times video featuring (mostly) world class actors “acting” for a minute. Let’s call this what it is, ok? It’s a little pretentious and contrived. Come on now… The black and white, the music, the self By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 07:20 am
Amazingness Whooooo’s BLAKE??? There is good and bad in this article. Let’s start with the good. Or funny. Depends how you see it. Thanks to Stephanie S for alerting me to this – it’s Roger Friedman’s piece today about the Blue Valentine premiere. Roger Friedman is a press person Someone on By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 04:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Smell another jealous rage? Remember when this happened? Click here for a refresher on Cameron Diaz throwing herself at Alex Rodriguez in Mexico over Thanksgiving changing her forever in my mind and remind me that she is the girl who lost her sh-t at Justin Timberlake for picking up with Jessica Biel so soon By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 03:36 am
