Amazingness The Golden Globe Awards 2011 Ricky Gervais, right? Not to be belligerent but if you’re reading this blog, and you’re a gossipy bitch, I won’t understand it if you come at me with – “he was so inappropriate”. He was exactly as we wanted him to be. He did not care. And he By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:07 am
Quiveration Grammy poster boy The early batch of Grammy Award performers was announced today. Lady Gaga, Cee-Lo Green, Miranda Lambert, Arcade Fire, Katy Perry, and… Eminem. Which I guess shouldn’t be a huge surprise. He is, after all, the Grammy poster boy this year. MusicIsLifeIsMusic. MTV Shows Em backed up Drake last By Lainey • Jan 13, 2011 04:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi in flats! What? And flipflops too! Please. My heart stopped beating when I saw these – our Mimi at the doctor’s yesterday not tottering around in 5 inch booties. Has she given up on life? Note how capably she’s able to walk around on her own, unassisted. It’s like… I By Lainey • Jan 07, 2011 05:49 am
Dumbass A man has needs This is the best thing that’s happened to me today. When I woke up, grumpy as f-ck, and bloated, reading about it made me happy. Picturing it, and then picturing the conversation after it, was even better. That might be a little perverted. As you know, T.I. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2011 07:03 am
Amazingness Bill Murray hot dog and karaoke Bill Murray’s random amazingness was a regular part of this blog in 2010. Click here for his feature in the Best of the Year article. When he walked into an elevator. And kissed some dude. And then walked back out, ominously declaring “no one will ever believe you”. Please, By Lainey • Jan 05, 2011 08:23 am
Amazingness New Year fur & Twitter songs Kanye West hooked up with Jay-Z yesterday in New York for a meeting at the Mercer Hotel. As you can see, he was animal all over with an orange handle handbag and a fur coat to keep warm. Needless to say, Kanye being Kanye, there’s little chance of By Lainey • Jan 04, 2011 03:16 am
Hook Ups New Year, Fan Despair I did not want to wake up this morning. It has been a decadent holiday break. But I laughed for a long, long, LONG time looking at these photos. Hysterically. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez spent New Year’s on a boat together in the Caribbean. As you can see, By Lainey • Jan 03, 2011 01:31 am
Amazingness Best of 2010: Bill Murray This was the year I started featuring random Bill Murray stories. Click here and here for a couple of examples. We’ll end the year with one too. But first, if you haven’t seen Get Low, you should. And now our latest amazing Bill Murray encounter – I’m SO By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 06:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna’s Lola loves Harry vair vair much Last week Madge’s daughter updated her blog and, as all 14 year old girls do, Lola moaned about hating her hair and wanting to change the colour. To blue. Note her mother’s reaction: I don’t know if any of you saw my hair yet but its mad By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 03:49 am
Amazingness No pants for Christmas Lady Gaga is playing Paris tonight. Before the show, she nipped out to do some shopping in her fishnets and leather jacket. Also, I think that’s supposed to be some kind of collar around her neck. Imagine how cold that must be? The top of my ass is always By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 08:03 am
Amazingness Multitasking Presentation! It’s been a long time since we’ve been entertained by The Presentation. Tom Cruise “presents” Katie Holmes. For those of you who’ve not been reading the site several years, we were first introduced to Tom Cruise “presenting” Katie Holmes at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in 2007 By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 09:52 am
Douchebags Best of 2010:I went to film school, hosting Oscars Before we get into this, let’s just revisit one of the best, best, BEST moments of the year and perhaps the Best Quote of 2010. It’s James Franco I Went To Film School during the Hollywood Reporter Best Actor Roundtable. Remember he also declared that he doesn’t By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 07:59 am
Style Posh’s happy tears David Beckham accepted the Lifetime Achievement Award at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year event last night in London. The entire family came out to support, his wife and three children sat in the front row. Photos are attached of them arriving, Posh posing hard in her camel coat By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 03:49 am
Amazingness Gwyneth shakes her thing OMG. Thanks to Mu for sending this. It’s a clip from Country Strong – Gwyneth letting it go on stage with her interpretation of what country moves should look like. Like rodeo grinding and sh-t. And lasso woo girl arms. It’s amazing. And here’s Chris Martin with By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 03:52 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi’s babies > Christmas As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 08:00 am
Amazingness Just Keep Livin’, Bro Down Grillin’ Here’s a man who’s grossly underappreciated for his joy giving amazingness. Because every moment for Matthew McConaughey is a Bro Down Situation. He could play a gay Englishman in his next movie and somehow he’d still do it with a Southern accent and turn every scene into By Lainey • Dec 16, 2010 05:38 am