Cheese Butterfly Kisses Nick Cannon was mauled by a butterfly last night on the red carpet of the Teen Nick Halo Awards. Oh Mimi. She always makes me happy but these…these are extra extra cheesy special. Notice how she’s STILL TRYING TO POSE even when he’s coming in to kiss By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 07:05 am
Cheese Mimi H.A.T.E. U It’s her new video. The one she was shooting on the beach – click here for a refresher. Her efforts that day have now been released. The juiciest 3 minutes of your day. Mimi’s into the mono-kini right now. It’s almost like an audition for Sports Illustrated. Or By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 03:00 am
Maple Leaf We need more Celine Mimi’s Cheese is coming up soon but first… You’d have to be humourless not to find joy in these photos of Celine Dion and her family at the Knicks game the other night in New York. What happens when the chest thumping lunge happy most expressive French Canadian By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 02:51 am
Amazingness Johnny makes them cry Johnny Depp arrived in Tokyo today where hundreds of fans were waiting for him at the airport. They had signs and photos and some were moved to tears. Mostly the grown women. This is what I have a hard time understanding. Am not a particularly weepy person to begin with By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 02:09 am
Sports Red carpet at the football game Kills me. Not even the Lakers have red carpets at their home games. But this season it seems every Miami home game also features a step and repeat – photo wall posing opportunities for new part owner Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez. Every owner leaves his/her stamp on By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 06:34 am
Amazingness Honouring The Continental Well, not really, but he totally deserves an award for that too. Christopher Walken was honoured at the Marrakesh film festival this weekend, a tribute to his work. Next up for Walken: Broadway. He’ll be headlining A Behanding in Spokane about a man whose hand goes missing so he By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 05:13 am
Quiveration RDJ on the set of Due Date This Monday is full of gifts. First Jim Sturgess, now Robert Downey Jr. Here he is on the set of Due Date and also prepping for a fight sequence with his trainer. Due Date is Todd Phillips’s next film, a comedy, about a man trying to get home to By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 04:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pitt Porn is art For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 03:18 am
Famewhores The Italian Queen now and then Yesterday Elisabetta Canalis went shopping in Hollywood with a friend, enjoying her stay in Los Angeles on George Clooney’s dime. He needs her more than ever now. And she has worked for him so far. Clooney was named today by the National Board of Review as this year’s By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 10:36 am
Cheese She always comes through… When I need her. It’s been a rough week work-wise and other. Also I’ve been training like a fiend and “eating healthy” pre-holidays which means chicken every day, hate chicken to begin with, and nothing greasy and certainly no fried rice. Where is the joy? There is no By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 10:28 am
Amazingness This is the face There really is no point to this post because we don’t need one. It’s Joan f-cking Collins. Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. There’s nothing to bitch about here. And there’s only one bitch in the room when she’s in the room. Joan was in By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 10:40 am
Golddiggers Ely & Eminem Am obsessed with her. She is running it. She is bringing old country craft to the modern art of golddigging and controlling George Clooney in the process. Show Elisabetta Canalis some respect. Here she is hitting up the CVS yesterday in work out gear in LA. She’s staying at By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 04:59 am
Girlcrushes Wiig! She doesn’t get enough love. Today’s a good day for it. Kristen Wiig was at the Gotham Awards last night. Am all over what she’s wearing, it works for her. Also reminds me of my friend Duana who can wear red tights like no other bitch and By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 09:39 am
Amazingness Meryl covers, cusses, and drinks In other words, as we all know already, she’s perfect. And at 60 years old, Meryl Streep is on the cover of Vanity Fair closing out yet another triumphant year in which she delivered yet another sure-to-be-nominated performance in Julie & Julia with commercial and critical success and followed By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 02:04 am
Amazingness Cate in the City Just pushing her stroller, with her 3 boys and her husband, catching a cab, as stylish as ever and not even trying… Cate Blanchett, who else? She’s in New York continuing to play Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire directed by Liv Ullmann that runs until December 20th By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 08:22 am
Quiveration Ewan’s family ride Didn’t think I could love Ewan McGregor more… until I saw his family vehicle. So.F-cking.Badass. This is Ewan with his wife and kids kicking around Brentwood on the weekend, hotter than ever in a white tee, rockin’ a little James Dean vibe of his own. SWOON. Ewan By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 03:45 am