Amazingness Best of 2009: Neil Patrick Harris He was everywhere, but not too much. He was nominated but didn’t win. He is nominated for a Golden Globe but will not host the show. He did however host the Tony Awards and the Emmy Awards and totally owned both nights and looked really, really handsome doing it. By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 03:22 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese Balls & A Tree Shiloh heard my prayer. My mother hopped on the Chinese Lady Express Bus for Casino Rama today. We won’t see her til dinner time. Unless of course she’s on a super hot streak in which case we may not see her for a week. Shiloh’s benevolence is By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 07:13 am
Cheese When Mimi goes to Aspen… The result is always PURE GOLD. Of course she’s always pure gold but in Aspen it’s like the cheese concentration is extra strong. Every winter there’s an Aspen adventure. Every winter it’s her Christmas gift to the world. Here she is, squeezed into a tight pair By Lainey • Dec 21, 2009 04:41 am
BFFs Tom Cruis: singing meals & jumpy claps I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 06:51 am
Amazingness Selling two soaps at once This is what he called it – RDJ on Letterman last night of the promotional process for a film: selling soap. He’s currently selling Sherlock soap. And so far Sherlock’s reviews have been pretty good – 75% so far on Rotten Tomatoes with most critics singling out RDJ’s chemistry By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 01:53 am
Amazingness Best & Worst of 2009: Joaquin on Letterman Remember? He was still rapping in the early part 2009, falling off stages, getting into scraps with hecklers, his embarrassing “Bye Good” from acting obliterated the good will he’d earned from Walk the Line and other films, a respectable artist now reduced to a punchline, so low he was By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 02:45 am
Amazingness Best of 2009: Hugh Jackman He hosted the Oscars, he promoted the sh-t out of Wolverine, and earned a box office win, then he went to Broadway and pleased them onstage too, and through it all, always a smile, always gracious, always patient, even when surrounded by paps and fans, even at the airport By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 01:20 am
Girlcrushes Emma’s blowout It’s like she’s walking around with a wind machine today – this is Emma Thompson with fresh highlights and a great blowout in Spain presenting “Journey” an exhibition about sex trafficking. It’s our usual animated, amazing Emma. Love her so much. Emma can currently be seen in two By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 03:51 am
Cheese Butterfly Kisses Nick Cannon was mauled by a butterfly last night on the red carpet of the Teen Nick Halo Awards. Oh Mimi. She always makes me happy but these…these are extra extra cheesy special. Notice how she’s STILL TRYING TO POSE even when he’s coming in to kiss By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 07:05 am
Cheese Mimi H.A.T.E. U It’s her new video. The one she was shooting on the beach – click here for a refresher. Her efforts that day have now been released. The juiciest 3 minutes of your day. Mimi’s into the mono-kini right now. It’s almost like an audition for Sports Illustrated. By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 03:00 am
Maple Leaf We need more Celine Mimi’s Cheese is coming up soon but first… You’d have to be humourless not to find joy in these photos of Celine Dion and her family at the Knicks game the other night in New York. What happens when the chest thumping lunge happy most expressive French Canadian By Lainey • Dec 09, 2009 02:51 am
Amazingness Johnny makes them cry Johnny Depp arrived in Tokyo today where hundreds of fans were waiting for him at the airport. They had signs and photos and some were moved to tears. Mostly the grown women. This is what I have a hard time understanding. Am not a particularly weepy person to begin with By Lainey • Dec 08, 2009 02:09 am
Sports Red carpet at the football game Kills me. Not even the Lakers have red carpets at their home games. But this season it seems every Miami home game also features a step and repeat – photo wall posing opportunities for new part owner Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez. Every owner leaves his/her stamp on By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 06:34 am
Amazingness Honouring The Continental Well, not really, but he totally deserves an award for that too. Christopher Walken was honoured at the Marrakesh film festival this weekend, a tribute to his work. Next up for Walken: Broadway. He’ll be headlining A Behanding in Spokane about a man whose hand goes missing so he By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 05:13 am
Quiveration RDJ on the set of Due Date This Monday is full of gifts. First Jim Sturgess, now Robert Downey Jr. Here he is on the set of Due Date and also prepping for a fight sequence with his trainer. Due Date is Todd Phillips’s next film, a comedy, about a man trying to get home to By Lainey • Dec 07, 2009 04:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pitt Porn is art For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 03:18 am