Assy Style Poetry & Roses As you know, it was Amber Heard’s birthday yesterday. So her fiancé, Johnny Depp, had a lot of roses delivered to her. Fine. Then, last night, he took her to Bauman Rare Books. They picked out some poetry. After that, they probably went back to the hotel to watch By Lainey • Apr 23, 2014 11:42 am
Assy Style The hat-matching Depps There’s a way to style-coordinate with your partner. We’ll see an example of that in a minute. And there’s a way to not style-coordinate with your partner. We’re seeing an example of that courtesy Johnny Depp and his fiancée. I’ll wait here until you can By Lainey • Apr 22, 2014 08:54 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp talks about elephants instead Johnny Depp’s interview with Ellen DeGeneres airs today. I’ve only seen the clip below but, amazingly, he doesn’t talk about his “chick ring” and he doesn’t talk about his “girl”. Instead, it’s a random series of questions about whether or not he plays with Barbies, By Lainey • Apr 11, 2014 12:43 pm
Assy Style I’d rather look at her than listen to him Amber Heard was photographed yesterday on the East Hampton set of When I Live My Life Over Again. Synopsis of film: Jude's life in New York City is going nowhere. Her career is a joke, her love life is in shambles, and she is having an affair with By Lainey • Apr 09, 2014 02:37 pm
Assy Style Johnny Depp’s engagement tour You remember when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were engaged and it happened to be when he was promoting some movie and it became like their engagement tour? Why am I getting the same vibe from Johnny Depp? Is Johnny Depp as cheesy as Tom Cruise? Depp and his fiancée By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 12:18 pm
Johnny Depp Johnny Depp’s Rising Star Amber Heard received the Rising Star honour at the Texas Film Awards last night in Austin and Johnny Depp was with her which is fitting because, well, again, have you seen an Amber Heard movie? Amber Heard is Johnny Depp’s fiancée. He “rose” her. And if he wasn’t By Lainey • Mar 07, 2014 02:37 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp’s engagement PDA Johnny Depp’s fiancée is in a new movie with Kevin Costner called 3 Days To Kill. A gripping thriller, no doubt. The premiere was last night in LA and they walked the carpet together hand in hand and there was some kissing and nuzzling and this is supposed to By Lainey • Feb 13, 2014 10:26 am
Relationship Assumption The benefits of being Johnny’s +1 Johnny Depp presented last night at The Night That Changed America: A GRAMMY Salute to The Beatles. The show will air on Sunday, February 9 marking the 50th anniversary of the band’s appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. Johnny is good friends with Paul McCartney. The PR friendly explanation By Lainey • Jan 28, 2014 10:07 am
Bitch please The blow-jobbiest article ever An article showed up on PEOPLE.com yesterday. They interviewed Amber Heard’s first agent from back in Texas. Needless to say, he happily obliged with the most dicksucky quotes ever. You ready? "Very early Amber understood beauty only opens the door of opportunity. She wanted the ability to By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:59 am
Dumbass Johnny’s “great match” The dumbest headline is sitting at the top of PEOPLE.com today (7am ET): Really? What are the possible answers to this riddle? Johnny Depp proposed to Amber Heard because: -He hates her No, no. It can’t be that. Johnny Depp proposed to Amber Heard because: -He’s bored By Lainey • Jan 21, 2014 09:56 am
Top Reads The Depp-Heard engagement Let’s rewind back to Friday afternoon when it was reported that Amber Heard is indeed engaged to Johnny Depp and it wasn’t important enough for me to come back to the blog because I’d already wrapped up the day. Why? Because there is NO GAME to this. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2014 09:29 am
Photo Assumption Mrs Johnny Depp? Amber Heard went out the other night. She made a point of covering up one of her hands. Apparently there was a ring on her engagement finger. Again, she went out of her way to hide it, even getting the valet to open the car door so that she wouldn’ By Lainey • Jan 15, 2014 11:23 am
Golden Globes 2014 Amber Heard: Worst Globes Hair & Boyfriend Winona Ryder, Kate Moss, Vanessa Paradis… On style, during their respective Johnny Depp eras, it was always just right, exactly right. You knew, on style, just from their clothes, why they were with Johnny Depp. Why they were It. You could feel the It. I am telling you – the It By Lainey • Jan 13, 2014 08:18 am
Movie Reviews and Previews This isn’t helping We’ve been documenting the rapid decline of Johnny Depp’s appeal over the last couple of years. He’s making it easy. Check out Johnny caught with his pants down while filming a scene for Mordecai last night in London. I mean, I know it’s just a character, By Lainey • Dec 10, 2013 10:02 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Amber flops with Johnny Amber Heard's Paranoia was a bust at the box office. At this point in her career, Heard is still waiting for her first professional hit. But even though she hasn't had one, she's still afforded the opportunities, the profile (magazine covers, interviews, invitations) normally By Lainey • Aug 19, 2013 01:32 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Amber Heard in baby blue Hate this dress. It’s Vionnet so we’re supposed to be impressed. With what? The baby blue? Baby blue is not an easy colour. It’s hard to make baby blue stylish. And here, at least to me, baby blue isn’t stylish. Instead, this looks like a dress By Lainey • Aug 09, 2013 09:54 am
