Brad Pitt The Silver Fox is a fangirl How awesome is this picture of Anderson Cooper straight up fangirling for the Jolie on his show? The interview airs on Monday and, so far, at least from the excerpts they’re released, it’s more of the same Angelina saving the world, loving her kids, not reading the tabloids, By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 01:54 pm
Pitt Porn Oscar Shaping: Brange & Critics’ Choice The Critics’ Choice nominations were announced today. The Artist and Hugo continue to receive a lot of love across the board. Same goes for The Descendants. But you know what movie I loved so much this year which is also, quietly, getting recognised almost everywhere? Midnight In Paris We still By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 12:05 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange and the Smurf The Brange took all their kids to FAO Schwartz in New York yesterday. I always wonder the most random things when it comes to these two. Like...who pays? Does he pull out his credit card or does she do it? Or do they roll like William and Harry? With By Lainey • Dec 08, 2011 11:57 am
Quiveration Julian saves the Jolie It was another case of the Sister Wife in sateen last night for Angelina Jolie in New York at the premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey. What is her deal with this material? And WHY does she insist on dressing like she wants to be on TLC? By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 11:38 am
Media Manipulation Mrs Pitt & Mrs Pitt Angelina Jolie is in New York promoting In The Land Of Blood and Honey. She was making the publicity rounds today and also found time to hang out with her common law mother-in-law (is this what we call it?), Jane Pitt. For years we’ve been told by the tabloids By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 05:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Chosen One is a gangster Angelina Jolie took numbers 2, 3, and 4 to see The Muppets the other day. Please. You need an adult version of Miss Zahara’s camel coat, don’t you? I need an adult version of the Chosen One Shiloh’s badass little motorocycle boots that she’s wearing gangster By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 11:48 am
Famewhores The Jolie doesn’t need powder Did you watch the 60 Minutes profile on Angelina Jolie last night? Let’s start with the shallow and superficial first, shall we? Because, obviously, that’s where I live. Her face. It’s ridiculous. As in obscenely beautiful. And it wasn’t even her best. It was barely her By Lainey • Nov 28, 2011 12:57 pm
Famewhores No, they’re both sticking around It was a big ass headline around the world yesterday when Brad Pitt said he’d be done with the acting in 3 years. Then Brad went to Korea and clarified his comments. He said his retirement date isn’t exact but that he does enjoy producing and one day By Lainey • Nov 15, 2011 03:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession They didn’t stay long The Brange and all the children left Tokyo today. Here they are, trudging through the airport with their various sleep aids and toys and pillows after Brad and Angelina worked the sales pitch for Moneyball. All in all like 48 hours. I know it feels like a long way to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 11:13 am
Brad Pitt Co-Skinny The fans lost their sh-t today in Tokyo as Brad Pitt arrived, with the Jolie, for the Japanese premiere of Moneyball. Apparently it was a “surprise” that she came with him. Really??? For who??? No matter. Brad was very gracious about including junior baseball players from parts of the country By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 11:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Everyone grab a hand That has to be the Brange Family Rule, right? You must be holding the hand of at least one other family member. Oh wait. Except for Maddox. Maddox is 10 now. He carries his own bag. And is apparently into elf hair. Maddox just needs to stay in the middle By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 11:49 am
Top Reads RDJ & The Jolie The photo agency has photo sets of Angelina Jolie and Robert Downey Jr side by side. And they’re both smiling broadly. So then I thought to myself - have they ever done a movie together? What would that be like? This is RDJ in England on the set of By Lainey • Sep 23, 2011 06:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Jen becomes her men? Brad Pitt’s Moneyball opens today. And Jennifer Aniston has been just as visible as he has, if not more, further cementing what we know to be the Triangle Truth: they are, forever, inextricably linked. The point of this post however is not so much about Brad and Jen but By Lainey • Sep 23, 2011 04:07 am
Girly Throw Downs The Week in Tabloids starring Brad Pitt I wonder if Brad Pitt considers what happened with Parade Magazine a gross miscalculation. And this is not someone who grossly miscalculates very often. The Brange, as you know, operates with military precision. But as a result of that Parade interview, misconstrued or not, he and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston By Lainey • Sep 21, 2011 05:02 am
Media Manipulation Brad Pitt’s worst cover Now you know I am all over the hotness of Brad Pitt. I even like him with a bob. Brad Pitt, even weathered, noticeably, still works for me. Almost always works for me. Except... Not even I can defend this cover. It’s the new cover of Sports Illustrated, in By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 09:24 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s not you, it’s me I’m sure I don’t need me to refresh your memory on Brad Pitt’s comments about his “dull” marriage to Jennifer Aniston in Parade Magazine that made every headline yesterday. The word “pathetic” was thrown in there too. Let that be a sign. That Gossip will be Good By Lainey • Sep 16, 2011 05:50 am
