Assy Style Photo Assumption: Brad’s side-eye I wonder if he sees it like we do when it comes to her style. In the first picture attached check out Brad Pitt’s side-eye. Photo Assumption says he’s thinking “Bitch, what do I have to do to get you to let me dress you?” I see Angelina By Lainey • Dec 15, 2010 02:16 am
Media Manipulation We need the foreign money Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office and it’s not fair. The quality was underappreciated. Sometimes a movie sucks sh-t at the box office because, well, it just sucks. Or it’s poorly marketed. Or its actors weren’t appealing. There are a lot of reasons why By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 04:38 am
Girly Throw Downs What’s up with GOOPy’s face? As I noted yesterday in the article about G and her star on the Walk of Fame – click here if you missed it - she looked like sh-t in the face. And many of you have written wondering whether or not she’s f-cked around with it. The eyes seemed By Lainey • Dec 14, 2010 04:04 am
Quiveration There’s a hole in his hat Johnny Depp was on Letterman last night. He’s a Letterman regular. Rarely does talk shows but will almost always do Dave. And, noted before, he’s a three segment guest too. As you know, you have to be a Someone to be a three segment guest. Please. Like he By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 05:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jolie’s hair & the Chosen One Nutcracker Fresh off her premiere last night, the Jolie was right back at it today with her first four children. Check out Maddox all gangsta with his fur hood. And Miss Zahara who couldn’t help but break bitchface to laugh with her sister the Chosen One who has apparently decided By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 09:08 am
Media Manipulation Just Johnny, no Jolie? Check out Johnny’s awesome shoes. He wore them on the carpet at The Tourist premiere but also earlier in the day with jeans and a plaid shirt around town, signing autographs, Johnny being Johnny – chill, enigmatic, gracious... but no one-on-one camera time with the Jolie? I have looked. I By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 02:43 am
Assy Style Can’t you help her with her hair? Please. Brad Pitt knows. How to dress. Always. He has always cared about his appearance, he has always, always been a badass steezy motherf-cker. Look at him. See? Hot. And then there’s the Jolie, here last night at the New York premiere of The Tourist, in a very serviceable By Lainey • Dec 07, 2010 02:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Holy Steeze & Chelsea attacks The Brange spent the weekend in New York in advance of tonight’s premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre. On Saturday the Brange hit up Lee’s Art Shop with the Holy Twins. It’s a family favourite – they’ve previously been there with all four of their By Lainey • Dec 06, 2010 02:03 am
Brad Pitt Don’t waste a Michelin meal OK Brangelunatics... I think even you lot can agree that the Jolie, she doesn’t look like she eats much. I hope she made an exception last night. Some people don’t love food. This to me is like saying you hate life. Few people have the privilege of going By Lainey • Dec 03, 2010 03:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Bless the snow It snowed in Paris today. Angelina Jolie took one of the Holy Twins to sanctify the snow. Don’t ask me which one this is. The photo agency said it was the Chosen One. At least I know enough that it’s not her. But distinguishing between the two heavenly By Lainey • Dec 01, 2010 06:56 am
BFFs Burberry Gwyneth Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed in head to toe Burberry yesterday in New York with her brother Jake and his girlfriend. I tried on these boots in London. They’re gorgeous. But if you’re my height, they’re too much. They take over a short girl’s body. On the By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 05:16 am
Style Brange in leather and velvet Last night at the Megamind Paris premiere, Will Ferrell, the lead in the movie, was there too. But, obviously, he was completely overshadowed by the arrival of the Brange in full court press working it from every angle, selling two projects on one appearance, maximising their value. So MegaMind benefits, By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 02:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange: in Paris for work and play Their son Pax celebrates his 7th birthday today. I want a Parisian birthday party. I want to be reincarnated as one of their children. Here they are in Paris yesterday on a hot air balloon ride and then a private luxury boat party on the Seine. There were balloons and By Lainey • Nov 29, 2010 07:07 am
Angelina Jolie Not Hard for Billy Bob Sick. Vile. It’s Billy Bob Thornton last night in Hollywood at the premiere of Faster with a new middle aged dye job and that nasty douche patch fronting like he still gets to f-ck Angelina Jolie every night. The automatic response to that, of course, is ... HOW? Could she? By Lainey • Nov 23, 2010 03:42 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Brange’s missing camera You know Brad Pitt fancies himself a photographer now. You’ve seen him all up on the Jolie’s Hungarian set, taking arty photos of her in her directorial debut. But now X17 claims that Brad has lost his camera, valued at over $20K. There were personal photos on the By Lainey • Nov 22, 2010 05:17 am
Gorgessity “And Shiloh appeared.” This is my favourite quote from the Jolie’s new interview with Vogue. She covers the December issue and goddamn Wintour, with all that you must have had to choose from, why THIS shot? And THAT backdrop colour? It looks...dated. As you’ll see when you flip through some By Lainey • Nov 11, 2010 06:38 am
