Assy Style Tired in Berlin and Christmas with Depp An exhausted looking Angelina Jolie continues her Salt European tour with a stop in Berlin today at a photocall ahead of the premiere. Dress is much better than the one from Paris last night but goddamn that fringe, that curled under fringe, that is such a hick ass looking fringe. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2010 04:51 am
Assy Style Angie’s dressing problem In fairness, she’s never been called a style icon or anything so I guess it’s not like we expect her to get us all jizzy about her clothes but still... When you look like Angelina Jolie, it shouldn’t be this hard. Or this bad. It’s a By Lainey • Aug 17, 2010 10:15 am
Gorgessity Salt fringe in London UK premiere tonight. No Brad, just a half Brange on the carpet looking slightly waxy in the face but so beautiful it’s stupid, even under that fringe. That sh-t is ... in between the mall and the trailer park. Like you know Alcide’s amazing crazy bitch of an ex By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 09:09 am
Dumbass Angelina Jolie/Marilyn Monroe Elizabeth Taylor does not want anyone playing her in a movie about her life in Furious Love despite all those dumbass rumours that the Jolie would be taking on the role. But what about Marilyn Monroe? Andrew O’Hagan wrote a book about Marilyn’s dog Maf, The Life And By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 04:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mom time for the Jolie Brad Pitt is shooting Moneyball in Oakland. Yesterday Angelina Jolie was sighted near the production with a few of their children shopping for toys. They also popped in for a visit to see dad on the set. Coincidence or conspiracy? Yesterday was also the release date for Andrew Morton’s By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 04:09 am
Faux Gossip Angelina, Brad, and NZ Have been receiving messages all week from New Zealand similar to the one from Siobhan below: Dear Lainey, I live in Wellington New Zealand. Apparently Brad Pitt was/is here. I highly bloody doubt that Brad Pitt was at the Indian restaurant I go to every Saturday. Here: https://www. By Lainey • Jul 30, 2010 07:30 am
Famewhores Russian Drama loves the Jolie Salt opened in second place after another #1 Inception weekend as strong word of mouth sustained Inception's second win in a row. Even on Friday, at several industry parties here in San Diego for Comic-Con, I heard from several Hollywood players pronouncing that Inception would top Salt although By Lainey • Jul 26, 2010 03:53 am
Angelina Jolie The Jolie at Comic-Con So she came. And originally it wasn’t clear, at least not what was initially communicated logistically to assembled media and the assumption that was eventually was accepted was that Angelina Jolie decided that she would forgo the press portion and focus instead on the fans and the panel. And By Lainey • Jul 23, 2010 03:31 am
Quiveration Angelina, Brad...and Javier When asked recently by Elle (thanks Benita!) whether or not he makes the ladies fall in love with him on set, Javier Bardem downplayed his own sexy beasty-ness and instead decided to mancrush all over Brad Pitt: “No, no. I’m not Brad Pitt. I had the great opportunity to By Lainey • Jul 22, 2010 04:25 am
Gorgessity Summertime Pitt Porn Oh thanks God. There was no Pitt Porn at Cannes this year and there’s been no Pitt Porn for months and it’s been a hot dry summer and now finally, finally they took the porn out for a ride and everything else stopped. All in service of course By Lainey • Jul 20, 2010 02:50 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s SALT Week & Jennifer Aniston is topless You know my favourite question: Coincidence or conspiracy??? As reported a few weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is getting into the fragrance business. Her first release will smell like a combination of the ocean and her tears, unimaginatively called LOLAVIE. Because these days, Lola hasn’t been overkilled at all. Is By Lainey • Jul 19, 2010 03:22 am
Pitt Porn Brange week Are you ready for a Brangelunatic stampede? They’ve been working up that crazy for a while, and now there’s a full opportunity ahead for them to unleash it. The Los Angeles premiere of Salt is Monday. And now it’s been confirmed that the Jolie will indeed attend By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 05:51 am
Quiveration Thank you for not being in costume Last time I saw you, you looked like this, in costume on the set of Horrible Bosses with a horrible combover. It was like you poured acid on my lady business. Am thrilled to see you’re diversifying in a comedy but am sad you’re doing so at the By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 03:32 am
Media Manipulation The Jolie in DC: not very exciting Angelina Jolie and the cast of Salt were in Washington DC today for the junket. Salt opens on July 23. I hear tracking hasn’t been great. But I also hear no one counts out the Jolie. And will the Jolie show up at Comic-Con the day before Salt hits By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 10:38 am
Media Manipulation Jolie Fontrum It’s her new interview with Parade. Parade is always safe. Parade is probably more safe than People. With Parade it’s straight up celebrity ass eating. Which is disappointing in this case because my Jolie is an asskicker who can more than hold her own in an interview and By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 04:28 am
Gorgessity The Jolie gorgessity Anna Wintour once said of Angelina Jolie, when trying to choose which photo to use for a Vogue cover, that “this girl doesn’t take a bad picture”. The Jolie gorgessity is on full display this month in the new issue of Vanity Fair. They propped her tits up for By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 04:00 am
