Media Manipulation Brad, Malick, Cleopatra, and another book Brad Pitt was spotted in Hollywood yesterday with a man who looks very much like Terrence Malick. Malick of course is the director of the upcoming Tree of Life starring Pitt and Sean Penn filmed like 85 years ago. They were hoping it would be ready for Cannes. Malick is By Lainey • Jun 11, 2010 04:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange in Malibu For Memorial Day weekend. Here they are at a friend’s house enjoying a few cocktails while their boys Maddox and Pax played nearby on the beach. Miss Zahara, the Chosen One, and the Holy Twins were not seen. This no doubt will result in a new round of rumours By Lainey • May 31, 2010 03:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad & Johnny Got your attention? Both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were sighted yesterday in Venice. Johnny was with the entire family – Vanessa Paradis and their children, they visited the Guggenheim Museum. Unlike the Brange kids, J & V have been mostly successful in keeping their children undercover even though they’ve By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 05:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange girls at the park Brad Pitt took his 4 oldest kids to the playground the other day while Angelina Jolie was working in Venice on Saturday. The Chosen One is wearing doc martens. Amazing. We were just talking yesterday at the airport (totally unrelated) about how people used to get rolled for their docs By Lainey • Apr 26, 2010 08:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pitts 2 and 4 out for ice cream Pax and The Chosen One were photographed out with their grandparents today on an ice cream errand. Not sure where Pitts 1 and 3 were at. Maybe Miss Zahara couldn't be bothered to leave the house today. Sometimes a baby bitchface just wants to be left alone, you By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 10:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange kids personality See, if they came out at this age, like around 4 years old, and weren’t so f-ckin’ needy with the wanting and the screaming, I’d be more inclined to think about thinking about whether or not to have kids. But goddamn the first few years are a pain By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 09:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Angie’s dressing gown You know, I never thought Angelina Jolie was be a dressing gown kind of woman. My Angelina Jolie sleeps naked. Having said that, in my Jolie fantasies, she never has to worry about propriety while holding her children out in public on a balcony announcing to the world that relations By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 07:47 am
Faux Gossip Jolie Depp sex games What? Of course not. But if were a writer at In Touch/Life & Style/Star/OK Magazine this would be the headline accompanying these photos. And the article below: Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie continue to shoot their new thriller The Tourist in Italy. This is a scene in By Lainey • Apr 13, 2010 07:10 am
Gorgessity Angie on the water After blessing Bosnians on a UN mission earlier this week with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie is back outside shooting The Tourist, photographed today looking beautiful and sassy driving a boat. This as a new round of tabloid covers suggests that Brad’s been secretly seeing Jennifer Aniston because the fired By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 07:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange Island I guess if I had their resources, I’d do the same thing. On Saturday afternoon, the Brange took their children via boat to nearby San Servolo Island because they had rented it, yes they rented the island, for their private Easter Egg Hunt. Here they are, with all 6 By Lainey • Apr 05, 2010 03:45 am
Movie Reviews and Previews This Angie... Is the Angelina that made her Angelina. This Angelina is the one I prefer. Could do without the mothering and the world saving. She’s a movie star. I want to see her in movies, starring as a vengeful bitch who outwits the assholes, and leaves a body count. There By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 10:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen Thumb She visited her ma on set today, this is The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt with her minders, followed by her sister Miss Zahara being nudged along by a staffer. Note Miss Z’s massive grown up lady purse. KILLS ME. What could she possibly be carrying around in there? By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 10:35 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A Holy Twin shed tears Sh-t. Wonder if it’ll be a bad day. All this confusion about which twin is which – yesterday several agencies misidentified Knox Leon for Vivienne, or vice versa, I can’t remember, after the photo agency mixed them up. Can you blame them? Here they are side by side on By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 04:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Look up in the sky... It's a bird, it's a plane It's the funk Dr Spock smoking’ Buddha on a train How high? So high that I can kiss the sky That song popped into my head when I saw these pictures and has been looping in my head By Lainey • Mar 25, 2010 05:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange genes It’s the second post about them today but I had to because a few weeks ago some agencies identified Knox Leon Jolie Pitt as the Chosen One Shiloh Jolie Pitt and there was all this back and forth about whether or not it was KL or the Chosen and By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 08:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange and babies on the balcony Monday night he was in London at the UK premiere of Kick-Ass, staying out late to party at his boy Matthew Vaughn’s, threw back a few beers, smoked some cigarettes, a chill evening break away from all those babies. Can’t blame him. I would have stayed an entire By Lainey • Mar 24, 2010 02:49 am
