Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara & Elvis He would have been 75 today. My friend LB asked yesterday – can you imagine his life in this era? The quaaludes and the guns and the late night binges and the women? It’s not impossible. Happy Birthday Elvis. And Happy Birthday Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt who is 4. Here’s By Lainey • Jan 08, 2010 08:06 am
Media Manipulation The Way They Are They went out for dinner last night in New York. No kids, with friends, an Italian restaurant called Alto. Apparently they were there for 6 hours. And look at the expression of gazing love on their faces as they climbed back into their car to go home. Porn! Now if By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 02:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Family Brange at the show Can you imagine the f-ckin’ production whenever they go out? I observe my friends with children. How long it takes to get everyone ready, to pack them all up, to make sure no one has to pee, and then you throw security and extra transportation and alleged pap avoidance into By Lainey • Jan 04, 2010 03:05 am
Girly Throw Downs Boys and games Brad Pitt took his two older boys to Dave & Busters in Times Square last night. These places, they’re popping up everywhere. We drove by two going to my parents’ in Toronto. I feel like if I ever went inside, given how much you know I love children, that By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 02:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange family set visit The Jolie is currently in New York for Salt reshoots. Yesterday Brad Pitt bundled up the girls and brought them to set to visit mom. At the end of the work day, they all left together, Angelina holding Miss Zahara and her white earmuffs and dad with the Chosen One. By Lainey • Dec 30, 2009 01:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Season's Greetings from The Chosen One It’s 3 days to Christmas, when all through the land, Brangelunatics were stirring… They need a motherf-cking fix! Gentle, said the Shiloh. For I am here. And there she was. To ensure that the crazies could enjoy the holiday. It’s NY nostalgia for me and Jacek, felt even By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 08:21 am
Pitt Porn Pitt Porn, George, and the Italian Queen Super producer Jerry Weintraub was honoured last night at the UNICEF Ball which is why his boys showed up dutifully to support him with George Clooney presenting. George, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon and all with their ladies at one event. Needless to say, there was nowhere else to be. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2009 02:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pitt Porn is art For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 03:18 am
Faux Gossip Brange: cops, fights, and full body satin I love the Jolie but f-ck she cannot dress. What is this? What are these pants? Why are these pants? How did he let her leave the house in those pants? Because you know he’s a styling man. And these are not the pants of a styling woman. If By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 01:57 am
Girly Throw Downs The mother of the Chosen One hates the Chosen One Us Weekly has a hate-on for the Brange lately. Week after week they’ve been pounding the first family of gossip, and this week the streak continues with a juicy item about Angelina’s disdain for none other than Barack Obama. According to Us, “she hates him”. Hate? Now that By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 02:45 am
Faux Gossip Brad in Nice and faux Pitt Porn? Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. Unfortunately I don’t know if I buy this one. According to Fox By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 03:21 am
Famewhores Brange: snakes and rabbits The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here for more. But wait. That’s why it’s By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:31 am
Twilight Pitt & Pattinson in Tokyo Horniest place on the planet today? Definitely Tokyo. Robert Pattinson is there with New Moon director Chris Weitz on promotion and Brad Pitt just arrived without the Jolie and the babies sending the Hello Kitties into a lust frenzy from which they may never recover. Here’s the Hello Kitty By Lainey • Nov 03, 2009 02:35 am
Brad Pitt The Brange books Two books promising salacious never-before-revealed details into the lives of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are due for release this winter. The first is an unauthorised biography by Andrew Morton who wrote Princess Diana’s biography and, most recently, a rather underwhelming exposé on Tom Cruise. Morton claims that Jolie By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 04:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Heal The World “Thanks God” it happened on a weekend. Because if it had been a weekday they would have crippled the stock market. Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear? The Twins, they came out to bless the world, and the Brangelunatics they wept with gratitude. Here are the Brange By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 02:35 am
Brad Pitt Brange on Friday They’re in Syria. Meeting with Iraqi refugees as Angelina Jolie, in her role as goodwill ambassador for the UNHCR, continues to draw attention to the plight of those who’ve been displaced by war and terror. The Brange visited two families on their trip. Jolie said that they “have By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 11:19 am
