Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One heals the world Brangelunatics fell on their knees and gave thanks this morning as brand new photos have just been released of the Chosen One, emerging beneficently to shine Her golden light on Her subjects, knowing that they have suffered in Her absence. Angelina took the girls to dance class yesterday and it By Lainey • Jul 07, 2009 03:42 am
B-tchFace More Reese bitchface It’s like my face today, only Reese probably didn’t have the grossest morning ever. No, Reese is on set of her new movie in Washington. She will be paid millions for a few weeks work. She’s shooting outside and doesn’t appreciate being papped on location. She By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 03:15 am
Famewhores They’ll call it retail therapy Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 05:51 am
Twats Foxy Wax Face Remember when Angelina showed up on carpet after carpet this past awards season with a weird waxy face? Guess who borrowed it last night for the Movie Awards? Her imitator. The Poor Man’s Jolie Megan Fox. Give.It.Up. Bathed in grease and fighting Christina Ricci’s forehead with By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 03:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Why didn’t you take the day off? It’s a world holiday. It SHOULD be a world holiday. Like, your boss would have totally understood. And if that bitch who sits next to you wasn’t at work today, she’s a Brangelunatic. Trust. Why? Because oh holy mother of all holy children... THE CHOSEN ONE TURNED By Lainey • May 27, 2009 12:20 pm
Brad Pitt Angie eats cake The Jolie, she eats. And it’s not carrots. It’s cake! After a whirlwind trip to Cannes to join Brad Pitt on the carpet for Inglourious Basterds – click here to see their Porn on video – putting to rest (temporarily) all those incessant reports of a split, Angelina was back By Lainey • May 25, 2009 02:48 am
Pitt Porn Charisma Brad Pitt was supposedly quoted saying this week in Cannes: "I am in love and I have the most beautiful family - what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever. We're so lucky." The most ...expressive... he's ever been. It& By Lainey • May 23, 2009 11:57 am
Famewhores Pitt Porn for Basterds It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet By Lainey • May 21, 2009 12:41 am
Cannes 2009 Pitt Porn teaser! Tonight they’ll do it full on carpet style. But last night a little more private. Radaronline has just secured these photos of the Brange kissing last night. Cannes obviously gives them an added little juice. Couple of years ago the same thing happened. They got into the back of By Lainey • May 20, 2009 04:58 am
Gorgessity Pitt Tenderness After a visit to The Hague, the Jolie arrived in Cannes yesterday to join Brad for dinner with the Inglourious Basterds team debunking yet again tabloid reports of a split or a meltdown. My sources say it’ll be a quick trip for Angelina. She’s taken 2 days off By Lainey • May 20, 2009 01:26 am
Girly Throw Downs There’s a spring in her step Right? Jennifer Aniston in New York – not really feeling her pants, does she have a camel toe??? – all smiles, relaxed, and in great spirits. What’s making her so happy? Every tabloid cover proclaiming the end of the Brange. And one ridiculous report originating out of England about Brad calling By Lainey • May 12, 2009 09:24 am
Brad Pitt The way you like him In a suit, right? After a boys boozy weekend in Miami, surrounded by eager looking ladies, George Clooney emerged today in the sunshine wearing office attire on the set of Up In The Air. His own suits easily eclipse the fit of this one but that’s the idea behind By Lainey • May 04, 2009 09:21 am
Faux Gossip Next week’s cover photo It’s Angelina Jolie today in NYC on the set of Salt. The dress is long and flowy which totally means next week the bottom feeding rags will be announcing her pregnancy: Angie gets pregnant to trap Brad into not leaving! The economy is in the sh-ts. Only scandal and By Lainey • Apr 23, 2009 07:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange: photo op at the grocery Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to go underground for a while after so much exposure during award season. She’s shooting Salt, they’re living in some crazy ass mansion on Long Island, and as such, the bottom feeding rags have chosen to capitalise by printing weekly reports By Lainey • Apr 21, 2009 03:42 am
Angelina Jolie LipGloss & the Jolie LipGloss goes head to head against JailBait this weekend at the box office. He’s been everywhere, working very very hard on promotion, and last night he showed up on Kimmel. Pretty boring interview, except for the part where he namedrops Angelina Jolie. Zac has met her a few times, By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 05:11 am
Girly Throw Downs NY Turf War? Earlier this month, it was Angelina Jolie shooting Salt in New York causing a pap frenzy and attracting crowds around the set. Then Jennifer Aniston arrived in town, the Angie sightings dried up, and so far the last few days it’s been all Jen, only Jen, waving to the By Lainey • Mar 31, 2009 03:21 am
