Brad Pitt Pitt & Portman! Variety is reporting that Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman will star together in a film called Artifacts – a romantic comedy! Finally! Too many serious movies. I could handle some Pitt in a lighter setting. And with my girlcrush too? Oh la. I know what you’re thinking, and you know By Lainey • Mar 18, 2009 07:48 am
Brad Pitt Jolie Blonde > Jolie Black? Angelina Jolie continued shooting Salt this weekend in New York, apparently finally done with the blonde wig scene and switching over to the black. Maybe it’s the lighting but that foundation…it’s too dark, non? And she looks super tired. Perhaps this is the point. The Jolie is By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 03:00 am
Gorgessity Brunette Jolie NYC After shooting in Washington DC for a week under a blonde wig Angelina Jolie was spotted back in New York today. Salt will continue filming there…which sets up a Chosen One/Little Sci playdate soon? Bet you Tom Cruise is rushing home from Japan right now for the photo By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 12:54 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be? Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 07:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara goes to Washington While the Jolie shoots Salt in Washington DC, Brad Pitt and the girls enjoyed a trip to the toy store today. As I mentioned yesterday, folks on Capitol Hill lost their sh-t when he dropped by. Imagine then the crazy ass frenzy surrounding a sighting of The Chosen One? Look By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 01:18 pm
Gorgessity Action Jolie! Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt today in Washington DC filming what looks like a chase scene. She is gorgeous as a blonde. Also appears much younger, non? Liev Schreiber is also pictured. As you may have seen earlier this week, the Jolie is trying out new hair styles By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 04:19 am
Famewhores The Chosen One to charm New York The NY Post lit into the Brange the other day in a scathing article accusing the Heavenly Couple of “smugness” on the red carpet at the Oscars. A new round of tabloid covers this week runs the gamut from suggesting the Pitts will split to Jennifer Aniston demonstrating her continued By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 10:03 pm
Pitt Porn Oscar Pitt Porn While they may have lost the latest battle in an interminable war, the Brange last night did not give ground. Because when they arrived, as you’d expect, the place went batsh-ts. He, as usual, was the most handsome son of a bitch in town. She… was a little waxy. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 08:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Oscar True Love Declaration: Jen & John They truly are a match made in famewhore heaven. I love them. I really, really truly love them. If you live for gossip, how can you not? She spends all her days plotting against the Brange, he spends all of his days writing and filming press releases to promote his By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 08:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Oscar Slumdog! Those kids… you had to see those kids! In person those kids made the night. Look at them all dressed up and excited! It was bedtime for them when I was leaving the press room. Ran into the Slumdog child contingent on their way out of the Governor’s Ball. By Lainey • Feb 22, 2009 11:46 pm
Girly Throw Downs John on Jolie before Jen Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 07:22 am
Girly Throw Downs JJ vs The Brange! YES. YES!!!!! It’s no longer a triangle – it’s a f-cking four point square! A cage match! John Mayer confirmed to Pop Sugar that he’ll be attending the Oscars for the first time as a boyfriend. And he’s not dating Anne Hathaway. Needless to say, Aniston is By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 05:18 am
Gorgessity The Jolie in character She’s been in New York this week, said to be prepping for production on Salt, the Tom Cruise movie that was gender switched to accommodate her amazingness. It’s back to the badass bitch we know on screen: Angelina plays a spy, wrongly accused, so she runs around the By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 04:59 am
Angelina Jolie One with the Mighty I’m sure you’ve all heard about that lady with all the babies? She was on food stamps or something and that shady doctor still put, like, 8 embryos inside of her and now she’s asking for donations online…? I hate people. Anyway, as you can imagine, every By Lainey • Feb 13, 2009 09:37 am
Gorgessity BAFTA Brange The Jolie did not wear a robe. And she did not wear all black. Surprised? Me too. It was mostly black but there was also an aggressive yellow arrow breaking up the darkness. And she really did smolder last night. There was a way about Angelina at the BAFTAs that By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 02:11 am
Famewhores Jolie Gush The Jolie was centre stage yesterday in Tokyo at a presser for The Changeling and like the last time she wore grey, as you can see, totally gorgeous. Also putting to rest the speculation that she keeps wearing oversized togas on awards show red carpets because she’s trying to By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 01:06 am