Famewhores Brange sateen It’s the Brange on the red carpet in Tokyo for the Benjamin Button premiere electrifying the Hello Kitties, continuing to work it, work it, work it. As mentioned earlier, Slumdog is under attack. And Brad’s film is not. The Los Angeles Times after the SAGs on Sunday even By Lainey • Jan 29, 2009 01:34 am
Famewhores Brad and baby bjorns Brad Pitt and David Fincher in Japan at a Benjamin Button presser probably trying to talk about the movie while Hello Kitties just wanted to throw stuffed toys at them and cry. I like the way his sweater fits. And his pants. And his gait. Brad in motion photos are By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 03:15 am
Famewhores Brange Family glory More photos available as many agencies are now flooding the market with their Brange Family photos from Tokyo. Can you imagine the Hello Kitty crazy? Anyway, see how the Chosen One has grown! Angelina, fresh off a long flight, looks camera ready, non? Love how Knox is wearing his daddy’ By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 03:12 am
Famewhores Campaign with the Holy Twins! Bring out the big guns when it’s crunch time, right? And Benjamin Button has a lot of ground to make up. So the Brange arrived with the kids in Tokyo today to promote the film and it’s a clear shot of not one but BOTH twins Vivienne and By Lainey • Jan 27, 2009 02:25 am
Girlcrushes Jolie inspiration Remember Angelina Jolie’s bitchface at the Critics’ Choice Awards when Anne Hathaway started dithering on stage? Angie is a novice compared to the legendary Sophia Loren. Here in Rome today with Daniel Day-Lewis on the set of Nine – the longest shoot ever!?!? – treating us to a clinic on how By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 08:13 am
Pitt Porn SAG Don’t Bother: The Brange They were noticeably more chatty last night, right? They worked the press line separately and even stopped for E! because there was no Seacrest… not that Guiliana DeSh-ts didn’t do her best to annoy them: - Have you become a better woman/man since being with Brad Pitt/the By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 02:40 am
Gorgessity Bringing porn to the Oscars MUCH better than that old lady sidesweep from the other night. This is more like the Jolie. A very, very beautiful Jolie, her hair thick loose and cascading around her shoulders (and lighter?), wearing a beautiful grey coat, no waxy skin with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass at By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 09:49 am
Brad Pitt The Nominations! The BAFTAs were an omen. No Sally Hawkins. Despite early momentum, the star of Happy-Go-Lucky was shoved aside in favour of Melissa Leo and Angelina Jolie in the Best Actress race. Yes… The Brange. Both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie secured nominations in their categories. Brad over Leo. Brad over By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 01:24 am
Smutty Surgery GMD Jolie Waxy He’s in Berlin promoting Valkyrie which has grossed almost $80 million domestically so far, already recouping its production budget and therefore NOT a Fail. Much of this success is due to the non stop pimp of his new physique and his accompanying fresh face. A face that looked kinda By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 06:45 am
Brad Pitt Jolie sideswept You like? Her face, of course, it’s the face. And together, of course, they are a handsome couple. She looks nice… I guess. But she also looks 50. Just a reminder, because it’s easy to forget, Angelina Jolie is only 33. Like, if you didn’t know, would By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 07:31 am
Brad Pitt Travelling Brange in Berlin Presumably while Brad Pitt continues work on Inglourious Basterds. He and Angelina Jolie were spotted leaving dinner hand in hand last night – first sighting of the Brange since the Golden Globes. So stealth. The two will probably stay for another few days before heading back to LA for the SAGs By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 02:45 am
Smutty Surgery No Botox? Yes Porn! The new issue of Hello! Canada features the First Family of America on the cover. Tucked away in the corner? The First Couple of gossip – the Brange. On why they’re Hollywood’s most romantic. Pages inside feature the two doing their Porn thing. Rubbing, kissing, laughing… And moving foreheads! By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 07:10 am
Pitt Porn Globes Best Snub: Brange > Seacrest He’s annoyed them before. A couple of years ago and an inane conversation, I think, about breakfast. Since then the Brange has not been a fan of Ryan Seacrest. Last night they didn’t even bother to hide it. It was live television at its best. So Seacrest’s By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 04:57 am
Girly Throw Downs Oh yeah it was B-tch Face! As I mentioned earlier, see the Brange post below, Angelina Jolie supposedly cut her eye at Anne Hathaway during Anne’s acceptance speech last night at Critics’ Choice. The clip has hit YouTube. Oh la! La la la! It’s the Bitch Face to end all Bitch Faces!!! Like I’ By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 02:07 am
Gorgessity Empty night for the Brange We don’t get VH1 here in Canada so I couldn’t see for myself. But word is Angelina made a bitch face when Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep were announced as co-winners for Best Actress? True or not true? Thing is… Angelina didn’t have a chance. And she By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 01:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Zahara Day She’s the sassiest young lady in a very famous family and today is her 4th birthday. Happy Birthday Miss Zahara! Let’s give her some love since she’s constantly being overshadowed by the Chosen One and the Holy Twins, the non-adopted offspring with their own magazine covers. If By Lainey • Jan 08, 2009 06:44 am
