Cheating Loins Defending without attacking Brad Pitt on the cover of the February issue of W Magazine, well timed for awards season. Of course the most notable part of the interview is about the triangle. Keep feeding the triangle…only unlike Jennifer Aniston, his comments were not inflammatory. For someone who claims she wants the By Lainey • Jan 07, 2009 01:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Best of 2008: upstage and porn February 23, 2008 – the Independent Spirit Awards. The Academy had ignored the Brange, depriving Angelina Jolie of a Best Actress nomination for A Mighty Heart. As such, they would not be at the Oscars the following evening. Throughout awards season, the Brange had been coy about the pregnancy rumours. She By Lainey • Jan 02, 2009 04:22 am
Girly Throw Downs No more babies? Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors By Lainey • Dec 30, 2008 06:24 am
Famewhores Her go-to breasts Does it really matter what she says in the interview? She’s gone back to them time and again during the course of her career. Jennifer Aniston, her breasts…or, more specifically, her nipples. They’re probably rock hard but unfortunately she’s covering them. Seriously. This is a body. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 01:23 pm
Brad Pitt For Clint Angelina Jolie showed up at the Gran Turino premiere last night to support Clint Eastwood killing it casual in those black pants but looking kinda clammy too. What’s up with the waxy face? I’m obsessed! The Jolie of course is Clint’s number 1 fan. What’s interesting By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 05:19 am
Famewhores A candid Brad in Rolling Stone As you know, he’s less gushy than the Jolie in interviews. More guarded, more reticent to talk about their relationship. But when he does… you know I’m buying. I love the Pitt Porn. Brad on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, timed of course with By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 03:32 am
Girly Throw Downs This is how you open-mouth Watch and learn Pattinson, if you must even though you shouldn’t. Because no one throws down the open-mouth on a carpet like Jennifer Lopez. And she brought her fierce last night, oh yes. It’s all back. The body. The hair. The face. The everything. And she wanted you By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:16 am
Famewhores Pitt Porn for the Holidays Well…not quite. After all, his parents were there. So they toned down the gropes and dialed up the smiles. Damn. The Brange is campaigning HARD for this one. Last night, LA premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Big grins on the red carpet, lots of family love, By Lainey • Dec 09, 2008 02:11 am
Famewhores The hollow protestations of the Brange Oh please. Brad Pitt sat down with Ann Curry yesterday for an interview that aired on The Today Show this morning. He went head to head with Chicken Fried Britney on Good Morning America. Will be interesting to see how those numbers shook out. Anyway, he and Ann discussed Make By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 05:00 am
Brad Pitt The Brange and the Button in NOLA Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended a very low key screening of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night in New Orleans. Button has been described as a love letter to the city and the film is currently receiving very warm reviews in advance of its December 25th release. By Lainey • Dec 02, 2008 01:56 am
Famewhores No Spanx in NOLA The Brange spent Thanksgiving in New Orleans but only allowed themselves to be photographed on Sunday when Angelina took Maddox shopping in the French quarter. As you can see, the Jolie has almost lost all her pregnancy weight. But having birthed the Chosen One and most recently the Holy Twins By Lainey • Dec 01, 2008 01:36 am
Famewhores The real Brange Am about to have a very smug moment. If you can’t stand it, click away quickly. Wasn’t intending on writing about the New York Times piece titled “Angelina Jolie’s Carefully Orchestrated Image” because, well, why is this news? But I keep getting the emails so… Go through By Lainey • Nov 21, 2008 04:18 am
Brad Pitt Fans of the Brange The Brangelunacy… you think it’s an exaggeration? As illustrated by those idiots who crashed the first class cabin to get autographs from the Twilight kids on a flight from Toronto to LA, shame is dying a rapid death. There is no shame. And there is no end to the By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:10 am
Brad Pitt Good Pants, Bad Pants Who wears the pants in the relationship? Not sure. But who wears the pants better in the relationship? Definitely him. The Brange in London tonight for a screening of The Changeling. Look at his jeans. Perfect. Now look at her ugly ass sateen pants pulled up to her nursing bra. By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 08:29 am
Famewhores Go if you must, but leave the video please Goodbye Jolie? She says she’s quitting movies soon: "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day." Something about raising her kids, spending time By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 01:59 am
Girly Throw Downs Backpedalling with the Mighty Opes I might actually PVR this sh-t. If only to see how far Oprah jumps up Jennifer Aniston’s ass. The show taped yesterday, will air today, and as you would expect, the two were as gushy feely as they’ve always been. According to audience members, Jennifer’s words for By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 01:42 am
