Girly Throw Downs When all else fails… There is still her body. And her body is sick. More from Jennifer Aniston in December Vogue. More for Victoria Beckham to stab furiously. These are much, much better than what Anna Wintour chose to slap on the front. Less ragged, less sun damaged, and again… that body. And her By Lainey • Nov 12, 2008 06:36 am
Famewhores Posh can’t top this??? What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 09:54 am
Famewhores Jennifer Aniston: weak, Bruno, and Vogue About her desperate trip to the Ivy the other day, Just Jared heard from a “source” and apparently the “real” story behind her visit to the most pap friendly establishment in Hollywood was that Jennifer was there to “sign a contract with a chef and some big-time caterers for a By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 02:41 am
Gorgessity The Jolie for the panda And the opposite of desperation… Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:15 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One is called John As you know, Brad Pitt was in Chicago yesterday to tape with the Mighty Opes. Audience members are now revealing how it all went down. Some say it was pleasant, some say it was a little testy. The show airs later this month when we can all jump in with By Lainey • Nov 06, 2008 06:51 am
Brad Pitt Brad, Obama, Oprah Not sure which feed you were watching last night but on CNN they would Not.Stop.Showing.Oprah. Turns out they should have spent more time with their cameras searching for Brad Pitt. He was there! Needless to say, Brad’s man won. But Obama is not the only reason By Lainey • Nov 05, 2008 03:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession It`s too early for Christmas! We were in London a week ago, BEFORE Halloween, and the Christmas displays were up already. Now that Halloween is officially over, the madness is beginning. Christmas ads, Christmas sales, Christmas decorations, Christmas everywhere! It’s earlier and earlier every year. Stresses me out. So this is Gwen Stefani and By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 06:41 am
Brad Pitt Brad and the Mighty Opes She is besties with Jennifer Aniston. Once a week they cry together over the phone. Which is why it’s been reported that she shunned the Brange in favour of her friend. But Benjamin Button is said by many to be the season’s top contender for Oscar. And how By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 02:57 am
Clint Eastwood Angie under the radar? Had to laugh this morning after reading the opening line of the Angelina Jolie article on People.com: “She may be the most photographed woman in the world. But even Angelina Jolie can fly under the radar.” Why is this news? Been blogging about it for years. The Brange is By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 04:10 am
Brad Pitt Waking up with Angie A dewy fresh Angelina Jolie showed up in studio at The Today Show this morning for a final push this week in support of The Changeling opening in select theatres next week and in wide release October 31st. As you’ve heard, she also graces the new cover of W By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 04:03 am
Pitt Porn Thankful for Pitt Porn You’ve seen the cover – now a glimpse at the pages inside Angelina Jolie’s W Magazine feature, photographed by Brad Pitt. Porn! He is shooting the woman he loves, the mother of his children with his children. And they are beautiful. Stunningly beautiful. These are just a few – the By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:57 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad’s Angie We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 06:46 am
Faux Gossip Smut and the Economy In this sh*tty economy, even gossip is getting hit hard! So what does that mean for smut? And how will our smutty landscape react to a dire economic forecast? Get ready for it… There will be more Brange. There will also be more Jennifer Aniston. And there will be By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 05:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chez Eux Photos de la Famille Pitt en arrivant a Nice cet après-midi. French is rusty. Must practise for Paris. We’re going this month! Berlin to New York to New Orleans and now home to Nice – all in less than a week! Check out the Pitts getting off the plane in By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 05:59 am
Maple Leaf Canada and the Brange Thank you for all your emails, Canada. And forgive me. Forgive me for not immediately picking out out a very popular Canadian. I was blinded by the Porn and the Brange. And remember what I said last week – the domestics are not for me. I don’t watch the home By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 03:52 am
Famewhores Pitt Philanthropic Porn Killing several birds with one Pitt Porn – once again the Brange is owning the game and once again, they’re using the Pitt Porn to sell the message. I buy! I buy! As you know, Brad and Angelina and the babies are all in New Orleans. Brad’s Make it By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 02:38 am
