Baby and Bump Obsession Wonder Twins Activated!!! They did, they didn’t... they DID! Breathe y"all. Breathe. Stop screaming. Stop crying. Get up off your knees. Shiloh would want to be calm. So the Jolie Pitt twins have been activated – born in France according to Entertainment Tonight. As for those rumours are swirling that they’ By Lainey • May 30, 2008 04:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No Twins Not Yet The two Wonder Gods are still inside Angelina Jolie despite rumours out of France that she’d given birth to them on Sunday. In fact, Angie was last seen this week “shopping in the Var region of France, clearly still very pregnant.” And the world waits… By Lainey • May 30, 2008 02:28 am
Pitt Porn Pitt Porn Saturation My favourite comfort food: sliced beef and tomato over rice with baby bok choy. Some days in university I`d eat it every day for like 2 weeks, then take a break for a few days, but always bring it back right away. Yum. I could use some beef and By Lainey • May 21, 2008 01:40 am
Gorgessity A Friend in Clint The presser today for The Changeling had a decidedly different feel than the one for Kung Fu Panda. I guess you could call it the Clint Eastwood effect. Less embarrassing questions about how she Angelina was “feeling” lest Clint get annoyed. He was not having any of that today although By Lainey • May 20, 2008 05:46 am
Pitt Porn Healed by the Chosen One The Pitts went shopping for baby goods yesterday in Cannes and the whole town lost its sh-t. This is because the Chosen One Shiloh was brought down from her home in the clouds for a walk among mortals. The paparazzi were well prepared. I received a text as I was By Lainey • May 20, 2008 02:24 am
Brad Pitt French Frenzy for the Party Pitts It wasn’t quite as f*cked up as it was in Toronto during TIFF but the scene last night as the Pitts were leaving the palais was pretty intense. Many people were waiting for them to come out: paps, civilians, randoms… and they surged forward as the couple approached By Lainey • May 16, 2008 04:03 am
Quiveration Porn is Sweet There was a new element to Pitt Porn last night on the Kung Fu Panda Carpet. Something different. Something softer. Something equally as quivering but more sweet than sexy. They put on a show per usual but this time, instead of evoking images of full on headboard banging, leather straps By Lainey • May 16, 2008 03:56 am
Famewhores Sit DOWN Eva Longoria! Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? By Lainey • May 15, 2008 09:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Double Happiness 8/8/8 As I’m sure you’ve heard, Dustin Hoffman “blurted” today that Angelina’s official due date is August 19th…which is only 11 days off from what I’ve been calling for months now: that the Pitts will birth their Chosen Sequels on the luckiest day of the century By Lainey • May 15, 2008 05:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnant Angelina in Person A live Angelina Jolie experience is like no other. Not only because she herself is such a force but also because of what happens to the people who happen to be moved by her force. We sat there in the Kung Fu Panda presser laughing our asses off at grown By Lainey • May 15, 2008 04:11 am
Famewhores A Mortal Fights the Gods You have to applaud her effort, non? She is waging a war she can’t win but still she won’t give up. As you know, Angelina Jolie confirmed yesterday that she is indeed expecting two royal arrivals. Needless to say, as is the case with any headline related to By Lainey • May 15, 2008 01:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession It’s Twins! Angelina Jolie in Cannes, on a junket for Kung Fu Panda, interviewed today by Access Hollywood confirmed that she is indeed HAVING TWINS! Jack Black apparently f&cked up and blurted it out, then she revealed it herself. The Second AND the THIRD Coming! I feel blessed just being By Lainey • May 14, 2008 07:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brad"s Girls Go Shopping INF Daily just hit the motherload. These photos of the genetic jackpot, the Chosen One Shiloh, will sell… over and over and over again. For years. Because the world is obsessed with the Pitts non-ethnic child. Almost to the detriment of their other ones. Miss Zahara is my favourite. Here By Lainey • May 12, 2008 04:40 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mother’s Day in France Would you rather… Be the one to put an end to the global food crisis, or be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Altruism is so overrated. Can you imagine the view? Look at those toys! And to live in such close proximity to Pitt Porn every day? Check By Lainey • May 12, 2008 02:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One and Pitt Porn! Happy Friday! A great start to the weekend for the Brangelunatics who are no doubt losing their sh*t over new photos of the Chosen One Shiloh enjoying a little fun in the sun and maybe a baby pool at their French villa. There’s a great shot of Angie By Lainey • May 09, 2008 06:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Picture Perfect Pax and Dad Nothing’s hotter than Pitt Porn but Brad with his kids comes a quivering close second. The Pitts hit the beach with The Edge on Sunday with Maddox, Miss Zahara, and Pax who was all over daddy to the delight of the photographers taking these postcard perfect images. He’s By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:36 am
