Bad Style Mother daughter fail Those of you who’ve been visiting the site for a while have heard about this already. But it’s one of the best memories of my life. Lara – I miss you. I miss us getting completely rejected by Anna Wintour at the Costume Institute Gala in 2007. It’s By Lainey • May 05, 2009 04:29 am
Karl Lagerfeld Karl is disgusted Paris Fashion Week. At the Karl Lagerfeld show. Beth Ditto sat in the front row. Love her. Because she knows who she is and won’t change. Not even in the face of a bitchbeating fan. Le Karl suffered through a photo opportunity with her. Does he look like he By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 07:40 am
Girly Throw Downs Stephenie Meyer > Victoria Beckham Anna Wintour is really, really, REALLY sticking it to Victoria Beckham, oh la. Anna Wintour also might just be losing her f-cking edge. Either that or the economic crisis is putting a serious cramp on her styling. First – about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. You saw what she wore to By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 11:55 am
Famewhores Shelfy > Posh too? Oh Posh. Losing out to Blake Lively for a Vogue cover. And possibly Katherine Heigl. And now…perhaps the ultimate insult… Shelf Ass Jessica Biel??? You see? This is the power of the Pipsqueak. This is why his Shelfy will never, ever, EVER let go. Because her movies tank, she By Lainey • Feb 19, 2009 03:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Adele > Posh! Annie Leibovitz just shot Adele for a spread in Vogue. Anna Wintour loved her so much – well… love is a strong word, Anna doesn’t love anything, let’s say enjoyed – Anna Wintour enjoyed her so much she’s also styling Adele for the Grammys this weekend... Our girl Adele! By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 08:47 am
Victoria Beckham Consolation Cover US Vogue is the end all and be all of magazine covers. And you know, she’s been denied. But all’s not lost. How about a bronze medal? As Michelle, Duana, and I discovered last Fall, Russia is the new fierce. We fell in LOVE with Russians on our By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 06:02 am
Girly Throw Downs Princess AssTalk > Posh? First Blake Lively, now the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk herself Katherine Heigl??? According to Fashionista.com, Victoria Beckham has once again lost out to a tv girl: Katherine Heigl is rumoured to grace the magazine’s April issue. Vogue will not confirm but it does make sense. Heigl’s new By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:10 am
Famewhores Consolation Shopping Poor Posh lost out to a ragged Jennifer Aniston for the December issue of Vogue. To date, Anna Wintour has yet to bless Mrs Beckham with her approval on the cover. To soothe her sorrows, Victoria decided to head to the mall for some fun times with her youngest son By Lainey • Nov 11, 2008 12:27 pm
Victoria Beckham Becks Milan, Posh India As I’m sure you’ve heard, David Beckham is reportedly joining AC Milan on loan to play this winter so that he can keep his eligibility…something like that. The technical details for the purposes of this column are not important. What is important is that it looks like By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 04:58 am
Karl Lagerfeld Thick as thieves It was hard to wake up this morning. Hayley my trainer https://hlmfitness.com/ was in a torturous mood yesterday and kicked my ass so brutally I seriously can’t walk without grunting. So it was starting to feel like a long week. And then…a gift! Any day with By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 04:21 am
Beyoncé Anna Wintour suffers for Obama If I had more money, and if my money counted in America, I’d pay for a table of tickets just for the privilege of seeing this: Sarah Jessica Parker and Anna Wintour are cohosting an event on September 9th in New York during fashion week to raise money for By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 04:47 am
Sex & the City The Beast Smiles Look how it’s killing Anna Wintour to smile last night on the carpet at the Sex & the City premiere. A little piece of her probably died with the effort. This is, after all, a woman whose soul is sustained only by stepping on others. Smiling for her must By Lainey • May 28, 2008 03:22 am
Lainey Interviews Being Bee’s Bitch Some things you have to see to believe. Lara and I lost our sh*t last year over Bee Schaeffer and Anna Wintour only to get completely undressed by the divine Ms W. This year it was a different story. But first… Bee was wearing this over-the-top Nina By Lainey • May 06, 2008 06:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Rossum is a LIAR!!! Best.Story.Ever! Remember last week Emmy nauseating Rossum ran into to Leighton Meester at the opera opening in New York? Click here to review. It"s worth a second read! A New York Magazine journalist was privy to their exchange and Emmy, in her sugar raping way, had By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 07:12 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Anna Loves Gwyneth It’s unanimous. Gwyneth’s new cover for the May issue of Vogue, as my husband would say, licks balls. Not even I, a Gwyneth worshipper through and through, can find an ounce of golden goodness in this goose. It’s horrid. But it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t By Lainey • Apr 15, 2008 04:22 am
Quiveration Wish You Weren’t Gay Every woman’s gay lover Tom Ford in Beverly Hills yesterday quivering my loins with his amazing amazingness. Sigh. It hurts so badly that I repulse him. That he’d rather shop at Walmart than have sex with me. Actually… Maybe not. After all, it is Tom Ford. And the By Lainey • Apr 03, 2008 12:56 am
