Girly Throw Downs Salma, stepmother I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with Salma, By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:07 pm
Gorgessity Seeing Salma If I were Salma Hayek, I don't think I'd be able to stop looking at myself all day. She's a goddess in person. Like totally, totally flawless. As mentioned earlier, Salma and Antonio Banderas are in Cannes previewing Puss in Boots. There was a By Lainey • May 11, 2011 03:37 am
Fontrum Ultimate Fontrum I never want to be this embarrassed for someone. Because it’s uncomfortable. Embarrassment is awkward and ill-fitting, there’s no pleasure in feeling it, not when it’s related to you, or to someone else. Fontrum is the worst degree of other person embarrassment. And the worst fontrum I’ By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 09:42 am
Cheese Smell like Antonio’s Secret So... the tassel between his legs? Said it before, will say it again: don’t understand why Antonio Banderas has his own fragrance. Two, actually. The first one is Blue Seduction. And now the new one, just launched yesterday in New York, is called The Secret. I went new fragrance By Lainey • May 13, 2010 10:05 am
Hollywood Drugs Routine Rehab Well that’s a carefree way of looking at it. Am sure you’ve heard by now – Melanie Griffith has checked into rehab, the same facility where Lindsay Lohan and Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendes received treatment. According to her rep: "She is there to reinforce her commitment to By Lainey • Aug 24, 2009 02:19 pm
Cheese Euro Man-cheese Smell like Antonio Banderas. It’s called Blue Seduction... What does that even mean??? No matter. What matters is Antonio’s gift of Euro Man-cheese. Look how he tries to smoulder, here at the launch of his fragrance yesterday alongside wife Melanie. Look at those lips – lips that think it’ By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 04:28 am
Antonio Banderas Smell Like EuroCheese Two years ago, there was a Holiday Hoff Contest on this site asking readers to submit photos of celebrities inspired by David Hasselhoff’s cheese. The eventual winner nominated Antonio Banderas in these photos… as you can see, he is unquestionably channelling the Hoff. And with great success. Now Antonio By Lainey • Dec 13, 2007 07:00 pm
