Amazingness Beyonce at work...tonight Beyonce kicks off the first of four performances in Atlantic City tonight. I SO want to be there. Have you seen Beyonce perform live? I’ll say this: if you’re not interested in the experience, you can’t call yourself a student of pop culture. There are only a By Lainey • May 25, 2012 03:57 pm
Douchebags Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. By Lainey • May 23, 2012 09:44 am
As IF Scarlett Johansson: cooks, thinks, sings, does it all This seems to be the thesis of the Vogue profile on Scarlett Johansson. She covers the new issue. More on the article in a minute. First the photos: It’s Mario Testino so, you know, meh. HOWEVER... Her shots with Mark Ruffalo are beautiful. Particularly that smirk on her face. By Lainey • Apr 12, 2012 04:15 pm
Dumbass Vogue slums with JLo She’s on the cover of the April issue looking really good, but I also wonder why they chose to go with studio shots as opposed to a more interesting visual. Where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, there’s always a story behind the shot. The entire article has been posted By Lainey • Mar 16, 2012 01:02 pm
Girly Throw Downs Aloof & Sister at the Oscars Let me start with the dress...which I quite liked. It’s Givenchy. The back is awesome. And so well suited to her aesthetic. I just think she couldn’t hold it up, you know? Like carry it properly. Her body has a small part to do with that, sure, By Lainey • Feb 27, 2012 09:44 am
Famewhores The Power of Clinging Hilarious article was posted on Us Weekly’s website today. Title: Jessica Biel has the power in Justin Timberlake relationship According to a source - obviously deserving of an eyeroll - Jessica has “the power” because she took him back AFTER HE CHEATED ON HER. This, apparently, means she’s By Lainey • Nov 23, 2011 04:08 pm
Amazingness 30 pounds of As IF Mimi is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig! And there’s been an unveiling! As you can imagine, I have watched the unveiling, like, at least a dozen times. I’ve also, for your viewing pleasure, screen capped many of the best parts. Of her body. That are obscured and By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:38 am
Famewhores As IF Ashley Greene There’s a new Twilight movie coming out in a month. Just today I received an email from a friend about it (Relax, I’m not outing you, you can read the rest of the article without panicking) and she was wondering if she should go to see it at By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 02:59 pm
Quiveration Shirtless Guy Big Thanksgiving bonus for all you Coldplay fans who are hot for Guy Berryman. Check him out, with his shirt off, after the band’s show in Cape Town earlier this week. He is beautiful, non? Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to make us think she was his girlfriend? Click By Lainey • Oct 07, 2011 12:44 pm
Dumbass Tom Cruise could totally do Nessun Dorma As we all know, Tom got really into the singing for Rock of Ages. And they keep trying to tell us that he can actually sing for real. That we will be amazed by his vocal abilities. That his voice will complete you. Was this part of the contract? Because By Lainey • Jul 26, 2011 03:49 am
As IF Enough to feed the family People watch me eat like it’s something grotesque. I can pack away the food. When we were in Barbados, I would clean off my producer Heather’s dinners every night. And our friend Tiffany’s. After my own meal. Portion Control is an expression I would gladly take a By Lainey • Jul 20, 2011 10:08 am
Dumbass Posh sells books Several of you have emailed me about this today: sales of Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird have increased 123% on Amazon UK; it now occupies 38th spot on the bestseller list. The Beckham Bump. Does she know? OF COURSE she knows. As IF she hasn’t been googling By Lainey • Jul 19, 2011 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Photo shoots for Harper Seven She’s just a week old but already Harper Seven, thanks to her parents, is being well trained in the art of photo famewhoring... “candidly”, of course. Photos of Harper being cradled by both her mother and her father have been posted on David Beckham’s Facebook. Do you think By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 08:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One year of As IF-ing “Harper was a name that we’ve loved for a long time, you know, for a couple of reasons. One of the reasons is, um, Harper’s an old English name which we loved, and one of the other reasons, Victoria’s favourite book is To Kill a Mockingbird and By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 09:32 am
Smutty Surgery Another monumental As IF Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher. Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page By Lainey • Jul 08, 2011 03:31 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Biggest As IF in the world David Beckham just posted this photo on his Facebook page: Took this pic of Victoria while she wasn't looking. She looks amazing, so close now to the baby being born! Um, as IF she wasn’t looking. As IF they didn’t try this at least 15 times, By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 08:28 am
