Ashlee Simpson Improved but Unwelcome See what I meant earlier about letting in the riffraff? On the one hand there’s Juliette Binoche, on the other there’s this one, looking marginally improved last night in Cannes at the Louis Vuitton party but still far from there. The pattern – isn’t this what you’d By Lainey • May 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Last Time Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying. Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place. As for the hair – you all hate By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson The Bimbo Man-Over Not that I don’t think that he’s hot without the shaggy, because he totally is… but wow! Look at the cheekbones and the carefully tousled hair, even a little pout action goin’ on – the new John Mayer with a Hollywood Bimbo Makeover, here at the Costume Institute Gala By Lainey • May 08, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Drew and The Beautiful List People Magazine’s Annual Popularity Contest – the most beautiful people of 2007. Likely a double issue. Needless to say, it’s a well selling issue. Due out this week and perhaps this explains the Janice Min/Us Weekly aggression on TomKat? Knowing that People was putting out a heavyweight, Janice By Lainey • Apr 25, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Bitch … Please Just admit it already!!! Ashlee Simpson in Harper’s Bazaar looking wonderful, if not a little plastic and totally unremarkable. But that’s what happens when you change your nose so that you blend in with everyone else. Generically pretty is the new Ashlee Simpson. Well done. Thing is, I By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Intro for Apr 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace was allegedly hacked. Some interesting exchanges have been “leaked”… more on that below. It’s been a day and I’m still not over Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horror from yesterday. Is it wrong to take such pleasure out of looking at that By Lainey • Apr 19, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson This is How Pt 1 Not that any amount of surgery or martian intervention could changes things and of course, Jessica Simpson is not even the smallest fraction of what Kate Winslet is but still… both by Hollywood standards are not stick insects, both have curves, both have bodies that are probably hated by Anna By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Can’t Let Go I’m sorry…I can’t. I can’t get over it. And this is a better shot - full body, so you can see more of the Jessica Simpson eye rapage. What I’m beginning to appreciate more and more are those pockets. As if it wasn’t bad By Lainey • Apr 18, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Intro for Apr 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, We all have irrational, totally unreasonable pet peeves. For me it’s turned-out feet. For my friend Erin it’s people who can’t close their mouths – illustrated perfectly by Prince William: beaver bucks, big lips, can’t inhale through his nose, FAR from sexy…which is why By Lainey • Apr 16, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson In Love or On Stage? John Mayer and Jessica Simpson at the beach in Australia – kissing, frolicking, and playing despite the obvious pappy presence capturing every “romantic” gesture. So you tell me: is this for real or is this for show? People Magazine – no surprise – is providing full details about how in love they truly By Lainey • Apr 05, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Nelly at the Junos Was backstage during rehearsals and soundcheck all weekend. You know how some musicians, when they’re performing live, they sound nothing like the studio product? And then you realise that photoshop doesn’t only apply to a visual package? Not sure how it came across on tv but Nelly live By Lainey • Apr 02, 2007 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Us Weekly Drug Issue OK seriously… Janice Min outdid herself this week. The Drug Issue - obviously they can’t go full on and name names but some of the photos are pretty killer. Like one of Jack Nicholson I’d never seen before with white powder lining his nostrils. And Ryan Phillippe toking By Lainey • Mar 15, 2007 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Joe Simpson: Say what bitch??? Not that the Spears are defensible in any way, not that Britney ever had enough structure and guidance…but still. If it were Natalie Portman’s parents doing the judging, I’d be like – sure, 100%, go for it. But Joe Simpson? Joe Simpson judging the Spears??? Bitch… please. An By Lainey • Mar 09, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Lindsay Lohan: Becoming Dina Lighter locks and the growing resemblance is frightening - mother daughter morph made even more alarming by Dina’s apparent quest to live vicariously through her kid. Lilo does have lovely extensions though, don’t you think? And NOT the work of Ken Paves. Maybe Jessica Simpson should defect? Oh By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Bearing the Little Sister Burden Her name is Hania, she’s Mischa Barton’s younger sister, also an actor, rumoured to have been admitted to rehab for addiction to prescriptions drugs and I can only presume that the Ashlee Simpson Syndrome is going on here, only instead of manifesting itself in the form of a By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Ashlee Simpson: the ultimate rejection Rejected by Ryan Phillipe? Oh shame. Saturday night at Les Deux, the story is that Ashlee apparently tried to work it on Ryan but was met with disinterest, which I find hard to believe. Not that she made a play for him but that he turned it down. This is By Lainey • Mar 07, 2007 07:00 am
