Ashlee Simpson JLo:the Incomparable Ass & a potential hair crisis Jennifer Lopez…I mean look at this sh-t. Look at those tantalising buttocks, pushed up so glorious, held in so beautifully. How can anyone NOT want to cop a feel? The problem here is not the ass. The problem here is that she’s leaving Ken Paves’ salon. Lead Pimp By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson chokes, sucks under pressure Dolly Parton is being recognised at the Kennedy Center Honours this year, the show taped last night, Jessie was tapped to deliver a rendition of Nine to Five” during the tribute and she was apparently “so nervous” she totally choked under pressure and bailed as soon as the song was By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Don’t Forget About Jess A little neglected by the media frenzy caused by Britney’s poonie, Jessica Simpson has been quietly shooting Blonde Ambition in Louisiana, seen here on set in red, red, red, managing as usual to make the most expensive clothing look cheap. As for the movie – something about a girl who By Lainey • Nov 30, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: compromised by assy hair Page Six is reporting that the Miu Miu campaign landed by Lindsay Lohan was originally intended for Jessica Simpson…but for one rather large snafu – Ken Paves. Apparently she refused to be photographed without his styling and so the opportunity fell through, given that professional fashion shoots are the opposite By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson About Jess & John Although initial reports suggested they would be spending Thanksgiving together with her family, Us Weekly has clarified that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were seen leaving LAX but on separate flights – she for Texas, he for NYC and his 3rd straight appearance on Letterman over the holiday before going home By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson About Jess & Tony Wanted to reply quickly to several emails that I have just come in on the heels of the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer article from earlier this morning, especially after the Dallas/TB game yesterday during which the announcers repeatedly made references to a Jessica romance with the Cowboys’ new star By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson AMA Wonky Eye: Ashlee Simpson It’s the new black, remember? And never one to ignore a trend, Ashlee has picked up her very own case of wonky eye, along with a little bit o’ rag doll…love it. Yes, she looks like an Olsen, yes the new nose could have been a prelude to By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Joe Simpson at work, Jessica & John redux “After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.” That is a quote from Us Weekly referring to the way they, and several other tabloids, were duped about the first time Jess & John hooked up. You’ll recall the two went on one By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Luke Wilson: perfect for Jess? How disappointing…especially given his involvement in the classic Old School and association with what they call the Frat Pack, I actually thought Luke Wilson might be cool. Then again, Gwyneth did leave his sorry ass unceremoniously so I suppose it should have been a sign of things to come? By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jess: Better With Less I know it’s not readily apparent, my appreciation for Jessie’s looks, especially when she insists on looking like ass 99% of the time. But the thing is, when she’s not jamming her body into sausage casing, when her linebacker shoulders aren’t on prominent display, when her By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: No First Shame Take a look at this photo. Provocative, non? Would it make you feel any different to learn that HER FATHER took this??? And sold them to WireImage? Sorry…maybe I'm just an Asian prude but to me? That's f-cking creepy. There is nothing profound in saying By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Break Up Contest Winners Good to know there"s a healthy dose of skepticism out there mixed in with the hardcore Aniston devotion. Thanks for your enthusiasm about the giveaway - next month it"s You, Me and Dupree! Four winners below with their unedited commentary and why they were selected: Reuvie By Lainey • Oct 17, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: hair suckage neverending Talk about ruing a great outfit - it"s so wannabe, it"s so copied, but hey, at least her tits are leaking out the side and that, my friends, is a good thing. Jessica Simpson should be a Bond girl. The only problem though is that Bond By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Disbelief: Ashlee Simpson It"s her birthday, or was her birthday, these are from a couple of days ago as she was leaving the theatre in London. And it STILL trips me out that this is Ashlee Simpson. By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica & John: not so fast… TMZ reported on Tuesday that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer hooked up Monday night at the Four Seasons. However, by the end of Tuesday, X17 images placed Jessica with some other dude named James Krisel at an entirely different location (see attached), discrediting - yet AGAIN - the incessant attempts, By Lainey • Oct 04, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Sienna shops Those extensions are still a budget mess but those boots are fantastic, fantastic overall in fact, and much much better than that prom dress she chose for the Opera last week . But even if the hair is still Simpson, it seems as though Sienna"s Sampson curse is on By Lainey • Oct 02, 2006 08:00 am
