Ashlee Simpson Ashlee Simpson: Thinnification complete I’d say the Hollywood Diet Doctors have earned themselves another slamdunk success story, non? Longtime readers of my column will note that I reported this way back in December, that Ashlee had become the latest client of a frightening new slimming method and now lo and behold – the transformation By Lainey • Jul 21, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: new man, new glow? Now that we can safely say she did not get a nose job - look closely, that bump is still there - can we redirect our attention to what really matters? Who’s tappin" Jessica Simpson? After a flurry of post divorce freedom f&cks with Adam Levine By Lainey • Jun 29, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica vs. Paris: the song-off I know I disappointed you a couple of weeks ago when I said I liked Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind . I’m really, really sorry… but it’s a catchy tune. Now I’m about to disappoint you once again by saying that I also like Jessica Simpson’s By Lainey • Jun 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The uninspired work of Ken Paves Ken Paves is Jessica Simpson’s main gay, also known as her hairstylist. As it turns out, Ken also does Eva Longoria. Thing is, I’m sure Ken is talented and I’m sure he’s coiffed and created some beautiful manes in the past, but going purely from these By Lainey • Jun 22, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica’s Maxim tits Have you seen her Maxim cover? Love the caption “The World’s Most Horrifying Pets” right next to her big ass wig. Love it! In the article she talks about her kissing style, her flirting style – something about doing a shoulder shimmy which, when you think about it, really is By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Dumbass: Ashlee Simpson & Marie Claire Some people love magazines. They savour them in the bath or in the morning or whenever there"s a stolen moment. Other people love books. I love books. I am currently involved with one right now that has captured every free minute of my day. But while I don’ By Lainey • Jun 13, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Mariah Carey: on weight loss & boob sag Life & Style – SO reliable – is claiming that Mimi is claiming that she lost 30 pounds in 4 months. WTF??? She wasn’t a stick insect but by no means was her jiggle out of control. THIRTY POUNDS? Bitch didn’t need to lose 30 pounds. And something tells me By Lainey • Jun 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Name the Simpson I know it’s so wrong and it sends such a terrible message but don’t hate me when I say that Ashlee looks so great with her new nose. It’s a lovely, lovely nose. It’s inspiration for sh*ttynosed people like me. And it does go so By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Worst Legs, Worst Skin: Jessica Simpson I like the dress. I like it a lot. And I even like the new weave. I do however object to the skin. The leathery texture, the orange glow, the way it makes her look like a man who’s been weathered by the sun after too many hours herding By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick up, Jess down Us Weekly is reporting that Nick has a new girl. Her name is Kim Kardashian, daughter of Robert, who you might remember as OJ"s lawyer. Kim looks hot. Hot and brunette and probably rich. Isn"t it ironic that in the intricate world of PR messaging, Nick By Lainey • Jun 01, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Perverted: Jessica & Joe Is it just me or did you throw up a little in your mouth? Here’s a former Baptist minister who knows his daughter’s cup size and has no qualms about wheeling and dealing her career towards a music video that shows her writhing around practically nekked on top By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Jessica Simpson: blonde again, single again Thank Goddess it was just a budget wig although touching up those roots wouldn"t hurt either. Ken fag…where are you??? Check out Jess in NYC yesterday, apparently in town to record a few new tracks for her new album. Did you know her last release went double By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson On Ashlee"s nose Much has been made about Ashlee Simpson"s rumoured nose job to go along with her itty bitty Diet Doctorised new body. Check out the before and after, of Ashlee with Jessica last year and this weekend performing in Florida. I have to say I love the altered beak. By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: becoming Britney Spears And these days…that ain"t a compliment. Here"s the comparison - of Jessie leaving Mr Chow, the ubiquitous Ken hangin" along for the ride, and Britney back in October just days after giving birth to Kevin Federline"s bank account. Poor Jessica looks tired. By Lainey • May 03, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: behind the Vanity Fair cover I"m sure you know by now that according to Gatecrasher, Jessica Simpson declined an offer from Vanity Fair to appear on an upcoming cover because she would be asked to comment on her divorce. I"m actually hearing a little more than that. According to my sources, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Thinnification of Ashlee Simpson It"s the last time I"m going to gloat this week…I promise. But this is for the haters, like Jamie L, who wrote to me not too long ago questioning the validity of my gossip. Well, well, well. I am nothing if not vain, shallow, and By Lainey • Apr 17, 2006 08:00 am
