Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson in Australia She showed up to hog the spotlight away from her sister who"s there for an MTV event. Typical, non? Call me old fashioned but I don"t consider it a good thing when someone looks at your hair and wonders if it"s a wig, a By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Wilmer Valderrama: big mouth, big c*ck You want to know how this guy gets so much snatch? The magic numbers are 20 below. Which is the why the only p*ssy Wilmer Valderrama has managed to weasel his 8 inch manhood into is of the teenage variety. And Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course. But then again, By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson’s new US cover While the folks at Life & Style are busy defending their cover, US Weekly has fired back with a bombshell of their own. Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick??? You don’t f*ckin’ say!!! This week’s US is identifying Adam Levine as the undercover lover, joining Johnny Knoxville, Bam By Lainey • Feb 15, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson From Michelle in London, ON: about Keith Urban I just wanted to say that you are totally on-target regarding Keith Urban"s Hoffness. I will not hesitate for a moment agreeing that he is full-on poser. Seeing Nicole and him at the Grammy"s together was awkward. The love-vibe I sense between them is similar to By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: Faghag #1 Me too! Me too! Love love love my queer boys! Except that I wish Jessie could find a better homo. Seriously, everything about Ken Paves (her hairstylist) gives me the willies. From the gaunt, stubbled face, to the too-thin-to-be-natural frame, to the Euro pointy man-flats which might be all the By Lainey • Feb 05, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Anything for attention Oh she"s a famewhore, alright. One of the best. She loves the spotlight, she fights for the spotlight, and she will likely only stay in the spotlight if she keeps up her attention seeking antics, which run the gamut from a very active sex life to legal entanglements By Lainey • Jan 24, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson From Anonymous: Jessica & Johnny I"m not one to spread rumours…but for the love of Lainey, I did heare through a "close friend" and source that Ms. Simpson got "friendly" with Mr. Johnny Knoxville on set of Dukes…. or should I say Mr. Johnny Knoxville got real friendly By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson A dieting update In early January, I posted an exclusive report about the new Hollywood Diet Doctors, a couple of medical professionals who are endorsing a supervised starvation diet with guaranteed results in as little as 30 days. Do me a favour. If you don"t know what I"m talking By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Hollywood Diet Doctors Listen up smutters because you’re not going to hear about this anywhere else. Ph.D. in gossip, remember? And for those who love to naysay – jump up my ass. 2006 is a brand new year, and I’m tired of having to hold your amateur hands while you acquaint By Lainey • Jan 02, 2006 07:00 am
