Douchebags Celebrity Dumbass This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through By Lainey • Feb 10, 2009 07:26 am
Assy Style NYE CarbFace and Bad Hair In Miami at LIV at the Fountainebleau – Nick and Nessa in matching shiny sheen delight. But not really. Vanessa Minnillo is such a beautiful girl in real life. But her persistent pageant styles are for sh-t. And not sure what she’s doing with that hair. Nick Lachey, after outselling By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 06:22 am
Ashton Kutcher Flawless not frozen? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher arrived in London today to promote her movie Flawless. I barely recall it coming out here in North American. Did it? Can’t remember and not important. What’s important is how beautiful she is. Not to say I’m looking at this face thinking By Lainey • Nov 26, 2008 11:35 am
Ashton Kutcher Her Michael Phelps Have been riding the Demi Ashton love train for a while now. Demi and Ashton make sense. Right and perfect. Even more so now since silly schoolgirl Michael Phelps daydreams rule my life. Only problem – few of us infant-coveting cougars have Demi’s genes. Yes, yes, and money and her By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 03:26 am
Smutty Surgery Gary’s Back and Demi Not Sweet Ugh. Ashton Kutcher’s facial hair. Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know… I call him Gary when he does this. As in Gary from Team America: World Police. When they tried to make Gary look like a terrorist by gluing beard batches haphazardly on his By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 12:52 am
Shoes Coveting Cam’s Shoes Cannot wait to see what Cam will wear tonight at the Costume Institute Gala. And if the shoes she wore for a junket this weekend in New York are any indication… Cam is going to bring it. Cam is going as a guest tonight of Vogue. Yes. Vogue. As in By Lainey • May 05, 2008 01:42 am
Ashton Kutcher Cammie Comes Back Cameron Diaz made a bright return to the carpet last night in LA for the premiere of What Happens in Vegas. As you can see, she was lovely and spirited and she and Ashton have wonderful chemistry. They actually look really, really great together, non? What Happens in Vegas opens By Lainey • May 02, 2008 04:07 am
Ashton Kutcher Ashton Mayer Did you watch SNL? First and final sketches were my favourites. And Kristin Wiig is the sh*t. Angelina Jolaire… remember that? Hee. So Ashton hosted, was competent, and also so so so hot. Because when Ashton shaves, Ashton is gorgeous. And he looks amazing in clothes. Perfect pants, shirts By Lainey • Apr 14, 2008 03:18 am
Douchebags What Happens in Vegas is a Busted Face Big fan of Cam these days, especially post-Pip, but this new movie What Happens in Vegas, it’s doing nothing for her. Nothing. Seriously. Watch the trailer. Ashton Kutcher looks f*cking hot. Cam absolutely not. As in her face is totally busted. Not unlike the way it was on By Lainey • Mar 31, 2008 02:17 am
Douchebags My Rumey’s Red Lips This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2008 06:05 am
Douchebags Chav on Wheels Better this I say than the punk ass hypocrites like Avril Lavigne and Ebola and even Ashton who claim they don’t want the attention and need it the next minute when they have something to sell. Posh will never say she doesn’t want the attention. Which is she By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 07:20 am
Douchebags It’s About Time Canadians are all about coddling their own even when it’s sh*t. Every week, I receive at least a few dozen emails: Be nicer to her/him Lainey! After all, he/she’s Canadian! Is that really all it takes? And shouldn’t that be grounds for HIGHER expectations? By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 05:45 am
Ashton Kutcher Demi Ashton Rossum Just a little Rossum… not completely unbearable, but it’s there. Demi on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar putting 20 year olds to shame. Interestingly enough, she’s also photographed alongside her three girls: my Rumey, Scout, and Tallulah who, at 14, looks like she’s been By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 05:54 am
Ashton Kutcher Ashton & Demi: party every night F&ck Ashton Kutcher is hot. When he’s not a total Gary he is some serious loin quivering ridiculous sexy. Have you seen the trailer for What Happens in Vegas? Click here to view https://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/whathappensinvegas/trailerb/ - Ashton is beautiful. Cameron is By Lainey • Feb 23, 2008 06:01 am
Ashton Kutcher Hollywood Domino No for real. Like actually playing dominos – it’s the latest in themed parties for celebrities, favoured in particular by Ashton and Demi at a super glam old school benefit event last night. And he is SERIOUS about his dominos. Apparently when the tournament started it was like – game on, By Lainey • Feb 22, 2008 01:51 am
Ashton Kutcher Staging in the Park Salma Hayek took her man and her baby and the paps for a walk yesterday in New York, giving photographers a safe glimpse at Valentina and giving us an image that is sure to sell the world over. Check at Salma bundled up and chic and her fiancé Francois caught By Lainey • Feb 08, 2008 05:31 am
