Dumbass Dumb people support dumb movies Ashton Kutcher attended his first movie premiere since being publicly exposed as an unfaithful moron of a husband, now single. Here’s Ashton last night on the carpet with Lea Michele for New Year’s Eve. He and Lea are paired together in the movie. So it was her duty By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 10:54 am
Ashton Kutcher What about your other dad? While Demi Moore is supposedly hunkered down in Hawaii trying to recover from the disappointment that was her husband Ashton Kutcher, her girls, at least two of them, were photographed in Paris with their father Bruce Willis. Rumer and Tallulah looked like they were saying goodbye to dad and his By Lainey • Nov 24, 2011 03:19 pm
Break Ups They un-followed each other This is what it’s come to, I guess. It’s really, really, REALLY over when you un-follow your husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/lover on Twitter. And re-follow for a booty call, and then un-follow anew to mark that it’s done for good. Shortly after Demi Moore released her statement By Lainey • Nov 18, 2011 10:40 am
Break Ups Demi is actually leaving Ashton Major announcement on a Thursday which... Let’s come back to that. Demi Moore confirmed to The Associated Press that she will file for divorce from Ashton Kutcher. "It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 04:55 pm
Dumbass Are you getting enough air in that big ass trailer??? Ashton Kutcher just updated his Twitter. Rather, he linked from his Twitter to a long ass post explaining himself, more like defending himself, more like bitching about the people who criticised him for defending, at first, Joe Paterno, and then recanting, and then pouting off into the night. I don’ By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 01:34 pm
Douchebags Is this what you’re staying for? You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 12:52 pm
Thinnification Her ring’s on but it might fall off Demi Moore was in New York last night for the premiere of Margin Call. She was wearing her wedding ring. As you can see, she’s so gaunt these days it might fall off. Face or body? You know the dilemma. You choose body, you lose your face. You choose By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 11:13 am
Douchebags Cheating bareback So here’s the new issue of Us Weekly featuring Ashton Kutcher and 22 year old Sara Leal who doesn’t look like she regrets the way she landed her first magazine cover. Sara goes into full detail about what went down that night in San Diego. More on that By Lainey • Oct 12, 2011 10:33 am
Cheating Loins Ashton is almost forgiven Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were spotted at a Kabbalah camping retreat this weekend. Click here to see the photos. This, supposedly, is part of the healing process as they try to save their marriage after, as you know, Ashton’s cheating ass was caught all over San Diego on By Lainey • Oct 11, 2011 10:18 am
Dumbass Hot tubs & Rings I’m sure by now you’ve seen the cover of the new issue of Star Magazine? It’s attached. With photos of Ashton Kutcher on his 6th wedding anniversary in San Diego where he hosted a hot tub party in his hotel suite and allegedly f-cked at least one By Lainey • Oct 06, 2011 10:28 am
Douchebags “Hot-tub worthy” infidelity That was apparently the qualification for Ashton Kutcher when he cheated on his wife Demi Moore on their wedding anniversary in San Diego at the Hard Rock Hotel: the girls had to be “hot-tub worthy” and he took his time deliberating on the local offering before deciding on two “hot-tub By Lainey • Oct 05, 2011 10:40 am
Ashton Kutcher Justin Timberlake’s girlfriend: front row in Paris There has to be an upside to having your boyfriend cheat on you all over the place. In Jessica Biel’s case, she’s in Paris for Fashion Week, after spending a few days with JT in Vegas at his golf tournament, and was at the Giambattista Valli show today. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2011 12:17 pm
Break Ups What’s taking so long? With the denial? It’s been at least 48 hours since Star Magazine announced in their latest issue that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have separated because he keeps cheating on her. Also 48 hours since the story broke that Ashton messed around with a girl last Friday, a day By Lainey • Sep 29, 2011 12:16 pm
Break Ups Star Magazine vs Demi & Ashton: Part 3, or is it 4? It was exactly a year ago now that Star Magazine repeatedly accused Ashton Kutcher of stepping out on Demi Moore. Click here for a refresher. He denied the claims, threatened to sue the publication (but never did), they made a series of gushy, touchy public appearances together, and eventually the By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 11:40 am
Douchebags Can you find a kind feeling? This is Ashton Kutcher arriving at Letterman presumably to promote his new starring role on Two and a Half Men. When Ashton obscures his looks, and he’s a very good looking man, there are very few kind things I can find to say about him. Look at him. He By Lainey • Aug 24, 2011 10:32 am
Maple Leaf Bad movies people will see More trailer analysis... I don’t actually know how a movie like New Year’s Eve keeps making itself. But now you know why Ashton Kutcher went back to television. Even he couldn’t stand this sh-t anymore. Let’s put the tall guy and the short girl together and By Lainey • Jul 27, 2011 05:54 am
