Smutty Surgery Leave the lips The photos really don't do her justice. This is the third or fourth time I've interviewed Demi Moore on a carpet. And each time it's pretty spectacular. Right now she's the thinnest I've seen her. Little little legs. And up By Lainey • Jan 26, 2011 06:42 am
Movie Reviews and Previews No Strings, no ring Finally got around to watching the red band trailer for No Strings Attached, in theatres on January 2. Can’t decide how I feel about it. There’s a moment here and there that looks like it might not suck. And I do like the line “Boo! Here comes my By Lainey • Jan 07, 2011 04:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No Strings Attached & Pregnant Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher had to slum it last night at the People’s Choice Awards because they have a movie due out on January 21 called No Strings Attached. That happens to be just 4 days before Academy Award nominations are announced. And while I don’t think By Lainey • Jan 06, 2011 04:30 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Two trailers, two bad titles,and a January release Love movie trailers. Hate getting to a movie late because I hate missing the trailers. Don’t understand why people complain about trailers. Even bad trailers. Bad trailers are 2 and a half minutes of saving your time later on. And you get to talk sh-t about it. What’s By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 02:22 am
Cheating Loins He’s back in line now Ashton Kutcher looks to be back on the program now, non? After several weeks of infidelity reports, and a half-assed threat at a lawsuit that, naturally, never progressed, Demi and Ashton are fronting like it never happened, like it was all bullsh-t, like they were totally, totally not affected by By Lainey • Oct 29, 2010 06:29 am
Smutty Surgery Sexy or Try? Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night in LA looking very beautiful, extra skinny, and showing some string bra. Sexy? Or Try? I want to defend the woman in her 40s who wants to do and wear whatever the f-ck she wants without being restricted By Lainey • Oct 26, 2010 04:22 am
Dumbass He can’t be a cheater if his hand is on her knee The hand on the thigh move is a Beckham favourite too. Amid allegations that he’s been unfaithful, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore turned up in New York today at the press conference to launch the Real Men Campaign to Help End Child Slavery during the 2010 Clinton Global Initiative. By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 08:18 am
Cheating Loins They can’t even convince People You know it’s bad when even People Magazine, the publication that will bunk inside the celebrity anal cavity for as long as possible until the situation speeds beyond ridiculous, can’t help but acknowledge the allegations. People Magazine somehow finds a way to print nice things about Ebola Paris By Lainey • Sep 22, 2010 04:02 am
Cheating Loins The evidence: text message It’s a relentless attack, the third directed at Ashton Kutcher, and for the second week in a row, Star Magazine’s cover story, due out on newsstands tomorrow, will feature Ashton’s alleged infidelity. Click here for a refresher. Now there are text messages, supposedly from Ashton to the By Lainey • Sep 21, 2010 09:14 am
Faux Gossip Star & Ashton bitchfight Love this. Couple of weeks ago Star Magazine printed a story about Ashton Kutcher stepping out on Demi Moore at a restaurant. Some eyewitness said he was grinding up on a skinny broad in plain view of an entire restaurant and it got so hot that you could see his By Lainey • Sep 14, 2010 09:45 am
Movie Reviews and Previews I’d be worried too I haven’t read the Stephanie Plum/Evanovich books. But I’ve heard from many of you who have and you’ve written to say how worried you are that Katherine Heigl is playing Plum in the movie adaptation of One for the Money. Totally relatable. Am suffering the same By Lainey • Jul 16, 2010 04:04 am
Assy Style Put that away I mean her entire head. Because this is shudderingly hard to look at. It’s Katherine Heigl last night at a screening for her new movie Killers with Ashton Kutcher in LA. Some people were born for dark hair. Like Courteney Cox. Others can’t make it happen. Heigl cannot By Lainey • Jun 02, 2010 06:44 am
Girly Throw Downs Chicken Fried Twitter Apparently she’s taken down Ashton Kutcher for Twitter supremacy and now has more followers. At least that was 2 days ago. Sh-t happens so fast on Twitter, and Justin Bieber fans are so f-cking crazy, they’re probably mobilising to make him #1 by tomorrow. This though illustrates Twitter’ By Lainey • May 26, 2010 08:49 am
Quiveration Natalie & Ashton vs Pip Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher were photographed today on set of their new movie. A romantic comedy about two friends who agree to do it without commitment. Weird. Sound familiar? Justin Timberlake is supposed to be making a movie based on the same premise with Mila Kunis. Sh-t. Don' By Lainey • May 10, 2010 10:37 am
Gorgessity Demi’s opening weekend Demi Moore is promoting a new movie. The Joneses is about the perfect family selling a dream. Everything can be bought. The film is receiving mixed reviews but not overwhelming hate. The performances have actually been well received. Demi is playing a mom now. The most flawless, gorgeous mom on By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 05:45 am
Smutty Surgery Who looks a bit tight? Demi Moore showed up at the premiere of The Joneses last night in Hollywood in a very flattering pink dress, showing off her great legs, accompanied by her husband and daughter, and well... appearing as though it was quite an effort for her to smile. Not because she’s sad By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 05:01 am
