Smutty Surgery She says her face is her own Demi Moore is talking about her body but not her face in the new issue of UK Elle. Now 47 and looking, really, better than ever, Demi claims that she’s finally happy with her body because she finally stopped caring. She was fixated on fitness at one point but By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 06:25 am
Dumbass Demi Moore, pontificator Excellent candidate for Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live to get “Really!?!” on her tight ass. Because Demi Moore is becoming insufferable. As you know, Demi is all over Twitter. Trying to stay relevant or, as she would explain, using the platform to inform and educate and promote awareness. She’ By Lainey • Mar 29, 2010 02:56 am
Style Demi to present and Cammie again??? More presenters have been added to the Oscar list for Sunday. Among them Demi Moore and Cameron Diaz. Demi tweeted that she was at rehearsal today. Last night she and Ashton Kutcher hit up the Hollywood Dominos event - a regular for them. As you can see, she's By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 11:19 am
Assy Style Much better Alba and Demi’s napkins She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 08:41 am
Style Shoes for the indulged Don’t often like Jessica Alba’s red carpet stylings. Last night however at the People’s Choice Awards – all over it. Love the dress so much. She’s growing out her fringe, the fuss-free, kinda dirty hair middle part works for me, and those shoes... for the pampered and By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 03:57 am
BFFs Jen & Demi And Ashton had to tag along too. Jennifer Aniston turned up in New York last night, taking the stage at one of her favourite events, The 24 Play' at the American Airlines Theatre in support of Urban Arts Partnership which provides arts programs for New York public schools. She By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 01:54 am
Smutty Surgery There’s a 20+ year difference Between these two. And while Emmy Rossum is a Why Is if there ever was a Why Is, Demi was an It at the beginning and continues to be now, if for no other reason than her seemingly eternal beauty. I spoke to Demi briefly at TIFF. I have seen By Lainey • Oct 29, 2009 10:01 am
Douchebags Who’s younger? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the 2009 Freedom Awards last night in LA. Like, what the f-ck Demi? It’s not fair for the rest of us. See now I’ve been up close to this. I’ve looked at it in person. In person it’s By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 03:19 am
Famewhores Ashton’s losing record Have a look at Ashton Kutcher’s IMDB profile. It’s a resume that hardly qualifies, nowhere near a passing grade, the losses greatly dominating the wins, and even the wins weren’t entirely his doing. After all, What Happens In Vegas could largely be attributed to Cameron Diaz’s By Lainey • Sep 28, 2009 02:37 am
Ashton Kutcher So blonde When did Jessica Alba get so blonde? She’s hardly worth paying attention to these days, I can’t remember. Jessica Alba, you see, finds herself in the same professional hole as Jessica Biel these days. Call her if you need a great body. However when she’s now scowling, By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 10:24 am
Douchebags He can wear pink Not everyone can. Jacek can but chooses not to even when he looks great. He has the worst eye. But Ashton has a good eye. And when Ashton has no facial hair, he is f-cking gorgeous. This is Ashton in pink at LAX today working on Valentine’s Day. How By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 10:28 am
Gorgessity The beautiful Demi Demi Moore’s face f-cks up my sh-t. Seriously. It’s crazy. It’s SO ridiculously beautiful. And well preserved. Without looking preserved. Without freaking you out. No Madge styles. No Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman styles. No painful peel marks. And creepy cheek implants. She doesn’t have 6 lips. By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 04:58 am
Douchebags White Party sh-t list Once upon a time, when Diddy was still important, his white parties were legendary. An invitation was hard to come by. These days? At a Diddy White Party? Not so exclusive. This weekend, with one or two exceptions, his guest list consisted of mostly has-beens and reality stars. Like Tara By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 03:31 am
Douchebags Diamonds for the best work Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. So is her surgeon. Demi By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 12:32 pm
Dumbass Twitter for some, not for others Ashton Kutcher posted this photo of his wife Demi Moore in her skivvies on his Twitter the other day. This coming from a couple that regularly protests what they call the intrusiveness of the paps and the tabloids into their lives. Then again, you know celebrities, they excel at hypocrisy. By Lainey • Mar 23, 2009 12:22 pm
Douchebags GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film By Lainey • Feb 11, 2009 08:17 am
