Assy Hair Yellow blondes and blondes to browns Elizabeth Banks in Beverly Hills yesterday -- with brown hair now. Is this new? Must be, right? Last time I checked her at the Vanity Fair Oscar party, she was blonde. And best dressed. Still blonde and very, very yellow -- Carrie Underwood in Ireland. I have never been blonde, By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 04:39 pm
Assy Hair Bradley Cooper’s bob didn’t want to win an Oscar Bradley Cooper took his new bike out this weekend. And showed us what his hair looks like when it’s not gelled back: A bob! He has a bob! Like Keanu Reeves’s Ted Logan, only with some natural curl. Apparently it’s for a movie. Well, I hope so. By Lainey • Mar 04, 2013 01:02 pm
Hook Ups Brown Britney and the "field researcher" Here's the newly brown Britney back in sweats after premiering her new hair colour at Elton John's Oscar party on Sunday night. There was a man with her in the car. They say it's her new maybe-boyfriend, the "field researcher" who works By Lainey • Feb 26, 2013 04:14 pm
Assy Style Worst Oscar Hair Date: Hugh Jackman & Deborra Lee-Furness I feel like an asshole. It takes an asshole to not throw anything but love towards Hugh Jackman. But that ponytail. Do we just ignore the ponytail? We first saw the ponytail in the etalk control room while watching the pool feed during arrivals and…well… it was a collective By Lainey • Feb 25, 2013 09:44 am
Assy Hair Worst Oscar Audience Shot: Kristen Stewart Jacek and I were going back and forth on getting stills or a GIF of KStew in the audience, and ultimately decided on stills, because, he assured me, “you’ll still get all the grease in that shot”. And she is! Somehow, she is greasy! It’s not that her By Duana • Feb 25, 2013 09:04 am
Hollywood Closet Quickest Oscar Hair Growth: John Travolta Ridiculous. Here’s what John Travolta’s hair looked like a month ago. Don’t tell me this is all natural. My hair doesn’t even grow that fast. And I’m practically the world champion of hair growth. This is almost two inches. Please. Unless plugs grow faster? Like they’ By Lainey • Feb 25, 2013 08:34 am
Media Manipulation Gina & Henry Oscar Week As I’ve been saying, LA is where you need to be for your career this weekend, if you can manage it. And with the release of Man Of Steel approaching, Henry Cavill needs the face time. Since his girlfriend is the most interesting thing about him -- to me, By Lainey • Feb 22, 2013 12:06 pm
Assy Hair Billy Ethan went to Berlin Last week I posted these pictures of Ethan Hawke gone platinum and you yelled at me. My friend Michelle yelled at me a little over Blackberry Messenger. It’s the Reality Bites connection. Or maybe Before Sunrise/Sunset and now Midnight. Yes. There’s a Before Midnight. Celine and Jesse By Lainey • Feb 11, 2013 04:33 pm
Assy Hair This is Troy Dyer now Ethan Hawke. At the premiere of Clive in New York. He directs and stars in the play. The play is not about Billy Idol. Ethan Hawke used to be my jam. It was that movie, right? That f-cking movie. When, at 21, you don’t know any better. That was By Lainey • Feb 08, 2013 11:13 am
BFFs Perfect Best Friends Lindsay Lohan somehow talked someone into giving her a ticket to the AMFAR event last night New York in advance of NY Fashion Week. Can’t believe she was allowed in wearing that f-cking weave. How is this considered acceptable hair? Anyway, Ashley Greene was also at the event and By Lainey • Feb 07, 2013 12:06 pm
Assy Hair The worst season for bad hair Of course. It’s an honour just to be nominated. If you were nominated, come on, don’t lie, you’d want to look your best, wouldn’t you? You’d want to show yourself through the season at your fittest, with unblemished skin, and really good hair, non? Bradley By Lainey • Feb 05, 2013 11:17 am
Style Nicole's SAG hair Nicole Kidman was definitely a contender for SAG best in Vivienne Westwood. But even if you can get past the lips, can you really get past the hair? Gwyneth Paltrow’s straightening iron met Keith Urban. Had it been flat against her head, perhaps it wouldn’t be so weird. By Lainey • Jan 28, 2013 09:48 am
Assy Style Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey Edition): Jessica Chastain Was Julianne Hough’s dress worse? Maybe. But Julianne Hough is not a Best Actress contender. The more important the player, the more egregious the fashion crime. That’s the trade-off for being in first place. Or in a tie for first place. Right now it’s Chastain vs Lawrence By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 06:25 pm
Assy Style Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 11:13 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Juno’s clashing hair This is a mess. There’s so much going on: the print on the dress, the screaming spikes on the clutch, the gold heel, and all of it fighting with...that hair. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 01:01 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen’s bad hair What is this? A curled fringe? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? I’ve seen old ladies in retirement homes with cuter hair than this. It’s objectionable. We are 6 days away from the Globes. She wore gross taffeta at the Emmys. And now this? I worry. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 11:51 am
