Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Messy Noomi Maybe she just didn’t give a sh-t. It certainly looks like it. I mean, it’s not like she did anything with her hair and that’s a nothing dress of a nothing length and a terribly unflattering shoe choice. Messy. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 09:17 am
Assy Hair Selena on JB’s schedule Selena Gomez was in NY last night at the UNICEF Ball. Justin Bieber was also in NY in advance of his show at Madison Square Garden tonight. Meet-up? According to US Weekly he’s desperate to get her back. According to sources who saw him the other night inviting a By Lainey • Nov 28, 2012 12:42 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Naomi’s good dress, bad hair The dress is great with those dramatic sleeves and the open back. But the hair... God I hate it so much. Why couldn’t it have just been a sleek bun, no fuss? WHY did she make it so big and old on the top...with TENDRILS!?! By Lainey • Nov 19, 2012 03:14 pm
Assy Hair George Clooney’s girlfriend gets to present Stacy Keibler presented at the American Music Awards last night because... She’s dating George Clooney? Far as I know there’s not much else to promote. And whatever she does have to promote, I’m pretty sure it’s not on ABC either. Whatever. We’ve already established that By Lainey • Nov 19, 2012 09:07 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennie's ball hair Fringe and really, really budget waves... At an event populated primarily be ex-tv stars... Come ON TV people – do NOT concede to the film actors. You are better than this! By Lainey • Oct 22, 2012 12:52 pm
Assy Style Best Emmy Tolerance: Connie Britton with Hayden Panettiere Here’s what kills me about awards shows – the stars actually get to be responsible for their own appearances. They spend their workdays being manicured and groomed within an inch of their lives – I have seen wardrobe people adjust actresses’ camel toes – but on a big night like this, they By Duana • Sep 24, 2012 01:00 pm
Assy Style This is still George Clooney’s girlfriend but she’s wearing an ugly dress George Clooney and Stacy Keibler haven’t been seen together in two weeks or so. This, apparently, is all the evidence the UK Sun needed to publish a story that they were done. The paper even went so far as to predict an imminent statement confirming the split. A statement By Lainey • Sep 13, 2012 12:23 pm
Royals The Cambridges’ second tour Prince William and his Catherine were in Singapore today, the first stop on their 9 day tour of South East Asia and the South Pacific. I really hate the middle aged way she wears her hair sometimes. Like in the afternoon, swept back on both sides and secured with those By Lainey • Sep 11, 2012 10:45 am
Royals Catherine misses gymnastics Catherine Cambridge was not with Princes William and Harry as were agonising over men’s gymnastics yesterday and Team GB’s remarkable achievement. Instead she was probably getting ready to attend the UK’s Creative Industries Reception at the Royal Academy of Arts. Here’s Kate in dove grey and By Lainey • Jul 31, 2012 09:47 am
Famewhores Is that you, Joey Potter? Check out Katie Holmes with her hair up in this purple dress for C Magazine. First of all, that’s an updo from 2002. But also... Total Joey Potter styles, right? Is that what Holmes & Yang, her clothing line, is for? Joey Potter? The C Magazine shoot happened a By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 11:28 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Biel’s hair ruins everything She looks amazing in this white dress. The shoes are great too. Unfortunately her hair is consistently sh-t and ruins everything. And it’s not just that fringe either. It’s the teasing, it’s the lack of imagination, it’s the fact that she can never wear anything and By Lainey • Jul 12, 2012 10:37 am
Assy Hair John Travolta Lloyd Christmas This is some really, really harsh hair-shading. Think of your eyebrows and when you fill them in. That’s only a small section though. Now imagine doing that over your entire head. The result is John Travolta last night at the AFI event to honour Shirley MacLaine. I’ve mentioned By Lainey • Jun 08, 2012 01:05 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Heigl’s hair & makeup problems Every time I write about Katherine Heigl’s sh-tty style I always have to google her age. She’s only 33. What business does a 33 year old woman have wearing her hair like this? There’s also a serious foundation and powder problem happening. So now I’m convinced By Lainey • Jun 08, 2012 10:31 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood: the El Camino of Hair Amazingly enough, I don’t totally despise what Carrie Underwood wore to the CMT Awards last night. It certainly wasn’t the worst we’ve seen from her. But goddamn that f-cking hair... Is this a flat style? Or is it a big style? Is it limp and beachy or By Lainey • Jun 07, 2012 01:19 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kiki’s bad Cannes hair I love the clutch and the un-matchiness of it against her dress. But I wonder why they didn’t bother, like at all, with her hair. I mean, there is zero effort happening here, right? I feel like she got progressively lazier in Cannes. Like for the photo call she By Lainey • May 25, 2012 12:43 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate’s Cannes hair Kate Upton was the worst for me at the Met Gala. So everything else is almost an improvement. I don’t hate this dress as much as I could have hated something else. Not exactly a compliment but also not a balls-out criticism either...? She’s just, I mean, she’ By Lainey • May 25, 2012 09:21 am
