Assy Style Justin didn’t fix the shoe problem Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux attended the American CInematheque even in honour of Robert Downey Jr on Friday in Beverly Hills. I like him in a black on black suit. It’s too bad he couldn’t help her with her shoe problem. Look at her shoes. Bash your head By Lainey • Oct 17, 2011 01:15 pm
Assy Style Worst Emmy Hair: Elisabeth Moss Elisabeth Moss was born in 1982. She’s only 29 years old. She’s YOUNGER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS. Now that this has been thrown in your face, it makes her hair last night even more offensive, right? How does a 29 year old girl show up at the Emmys with By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 05:08 am
Assy Style Blake’s Mole & Leighton’s fringe Leighton Meester was photographed yesterday in New York leaving the Ritz Hotel promoting her new movie Monte Carlo wearing a new(ish?) fringe. HATE it. Love everything else – the dress, shoes, all of it – but the fringe...cheapens it, non? I know you think I’m biased about a fringe, By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 09:05 am
Assy Style Photo Assumption: Heigl’s Husband It’s time to make up baseless assumptions by studying a series of photographs. Let’s play Photo Assumption on Katherine Heigl’s husband’s side-face while out for lunch yesterday with her and her mother. Horror, right? Total HORROR. Imagine – as if Katherine’s goddamn hair isn’t bad By Lainey • May 26, 2011 04:02 am
Maple Leaf Not his best day The Bang Bang Club screened at the Tribeca Film Festival today. Malin Ackerman, Ryan Phillippe, and Taylor Kitsch were all present. I don’t know what’s happening with Taylor’s hair but it’s hurting me, like actual physical pain. Obviously not his best showing. Having said that, yay By Lainey • Apr 22, 2011 06:33 am
Assy Style Better in a bad situation We’ve been sh-tting on Katherine Heigl’s hair situation for a while now. Forget about how you feel about her on a bitch level, from a completely objective point of view, that mess is a mess. However… A mess is a sliding scale. And yesterday, as she was photographed By Lainey • Apr 07, 2011 05:43 am
Assy Style Why can’t you get your hair right?!?!? I mean… I just shouted out in anger in the middle of the living room at 12:30am at Duana’s on Saturday night/Sunday morning while writing this because F-CK, why can’t Katherine Heigl ever get her goddamn hair right?!?!? She’s 32. She’s not 62. She’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 03:53 am
Assy Style Worst Oscar Hair: Reese Witherspoon Jesus. Who made this call? The only, only, only positive here are the earrings. Everything else is an Elle Woods homage to Julia Roberts. But it’s the hair that’s really the crime here. The dress is for a hostess but it’s the hair that really fills me By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 03:16 am
