Style Beyonce’s Reality Bites I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out what Beyonce’s new hair was reminding me of. Vickie! Realty Bites! It’s one of my favourite movies. And it’s not just the short blunt thick bangs. It’s also Vickie’s style. Vickie dressed like By Lainey • Oct 16, 2014 11:36 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s new blunt Beyonce, JayZ, and the Blue Ivy Carter were at the Gare du Nord Station in Paris today. As you can see, B is wearing a heinous new hairstyle/wig. And, worse, it’s totally off brand. This, after all, is the person who gets the Louvre shut down so that By Lainey • Oct 14, 2014 03:45 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Halle goes long again Halle Berry with long hair. It’s Hills hair. Every girl who was ever on The Hills had this hair. I hate it on her. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2014 10:36 am
Assy Style Pippa & Lilo Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 01:00 pm
Assy Style This is Leo cleaned up The standard expression is that someone “cleans up nice”. I wouldn’t use the word nice here to refer to a cleaned up Leonardo DiCaprio who was in Laguna Beach on Saturday for the Oceana Annual SeaChange party. I’m not sure Leo will ever clean up nice again. But By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 09:37 am
Music Cute outfit ruined by hair Mentioned this the other day at the Teen Choice Awards – Taylor Swift’s hair, click here for a refresher. Then yesterday at The Giver press conference in New York… Really, really cute outfit. I LOVE it. And it’s H&M. So if you can find it, you can By Lainey • Aug 13, 2014 01:10 pm
Assy Style The problem with the daily fashion show New York City has been a runway for Taylor Swift the last few months. Every day we see her in new gear, every day she’s modelling a cute outfit, a fresh pair of kicks, a rainbow coloured bag… So here she is at Teen Choice last night. Wearing something By Lainey • Aug 11, 2014 10:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Zoe’s dress distraction There’s been some buzz that Zoe Saldana is pregnant. If she is, she wore a dress to try and distract from it last night at the Guardians Of The Galaxy premiere. So, while you baby-obsessed are busy trying to figure out whether or not it’s a bump, I’ By Lainey • Jul 22, 2014 01:24 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate’s jumpsuit and high pony It’s a good jumpsuit…but everything around it is a problem. The fake hair ponytail, I hate it. Why not just a skinny topknot? Because the combination of the pony and the platforms cheapen the entire look, non? All that’s missing is a French manicure. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2014 01:09 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s jumpsuit and fringe She looks good in this jumpsuit. Very good. But that fringe. It’s so…plain-making, you know? Like immediately mutes the excitement. By Lainey • Jun 25, 2014 01:24 pm
Assy Style Kaley’s two bad hair days I wasn’t going to write about Kaley Cuoco until July 2, the one year anniversary of her letting us know that she was dating Henry Cavill, only to break up with him 10 days later. That whole mess made him look like a fool and elevated her to a By Lainey • Jun 20, 2014 12:09 pm
Quiveration Ethan Hawke > Orlando Bloom Not really into men with bobs. Orlando Bloom is wearing his hair bobbed. And when he has to wear the bob fancy, he gets it all gel wet and pushes it back. Doesn’t work for me. He hasn’t worked for me in a long, long time. I’m By Lainey • Jun 09, 2014 11:50 am
Assy Style Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. By Lainey • May 06, 2014 01:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession One Day More Come on. How could I resist? You know how I feel about Les Miserables. And if you want to read something subversive into it, considering the subject matter, fine, but really, I’m just thinking of a song. Anyway, Prince William and his Catherine are almost at the end of By Lainey • Apr 24, 2014 12:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie’s great outfit, bad hair The jeans look great on her. That Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation jacket is amazing. But I don’t know what is going on with her hair right now. By Lainey • Apr 21, 2014 11:27 am
Assy Hair John Travolta: Worst Oscar Hair So he butchered Idina Menzel’s name. He f-cked that sh-t up so bad that within minutes there was a Twitter account for @AdeleDazim. I am still laughing about this. But it might be a little mean. Actually, laughing about people having trouble reading is totally mean. And check out By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 08:30 am
