Assy Style Bit clowny? Very happy to see Cameron Diaz at the opening night of Shrek on Broadway last night in New York but … maybe a little too much makeup? Her features are so strong, it’s like major exaggeration. And ugh. You know they’re making Shrek 4? Like, unless Vin Diesel takes By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 02:19 am
Hollywood Closet His Pants! There is nothing wrong with your eyes. That is indeed Tom Cruise. And his pants… his pants are hanging ever so slightly better. Slightly. An infinitesimal amount. But an infinitesimal improvement nonetheless. How did this happen? Well, he looks like he’s lost weight. Probably working out super hard to By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 08:00 am
Famewhores Holiday white wedgies! Tom Cruise and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift! How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 02:34 am
Assy Style Finally Aguilera Been complaining about Christina Aguilera and her repeat medley-ing from the VMAs and then at the AMAs…but last night, last night she made up for it all. A wickedly restrained performance at the Grammy nomination show with no freaky sideshow gimmicks, no dancing thank God, no copycat Lady Gaga By Lainey • Dec 04, 2008 01:52 am
Assy Style Douchebags have Soul Patches It’s currently my favourite site: Hot Chicks With Douchebags. In all fairness, the chicks are super douchey too, but it’s a reminder, when lulled into thinking that good taste will prevail… No. Never. This is why Billy Cyrus has lasted longer than acid wash jeans. This is why By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 03:02 am
Assy Style Glitter at the AMAs Ugh. So over the Vegas look. And so over Christina Aguilera. Does she matter anymore? Her performance was my pee break, maybe because last night, as it was at the VMAs in September, it was another medley of old music. Seriously, that is some lame sh-t. Like if you have By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 02:34 am
Assy Style These are not the tights Duana and I debated every day in Paris about those Chanel tights. So amazing. So expensive. $400. Le sigh. We walked away. But these… These earrings… These are not the tights. So not the same thing. Beyonce turned up to the Gotham Magazine Gala in New York last night with By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 05:23 am
Assy Style Lonely, sad Concrete Tits I feel like it’s been a long time since she’s propped them out. Yay! Here’s Victoria Beckham with her concrete tits in white last night after a private event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant. Eva wore black to the party, as did Hayden Panettiere. But there’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 04:16 am
Assy Style Megan Meh Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont. Like…do you care? Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan By Lainey • Nov 19, 2008 02:38 am
Douchebags One giant dealbreaker I react to Mario Lopez the same way I react to roadkill or Pete Doherty: Ew. Remember when People Magazine named him the Hottest Bachelor? Ew!!!!!!!!! I don’t get it. To me Mario Lopez is head to toe one giant dealbreaker. Like the human equivalent of a Dodge Magnum, By Lainey • Nov 17, 2008 05:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Those bangs… Are the sh-ts. Does she know? Does Jessica know? That she’s not Heidi Klum? I don’t think she knows. Because we already know she has an inflated opinion of her abilities – physical and professional. This is Jessica Alba last night at the Black Ball, hanging out with Alicia By Lainey • Nov 14, 2008 06:24 am
Parent Pimps JailBait CakeFace Miley Cyrus has finally succeeded in looking older than Ali Lohan. Congratulations! Check out JailBait at the CMAs last night if you can find her under that volcano of makeup that’s exploded all over her face. The point of being young and youthful and no wrinkles and NOT EVEN By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 03:01 am
Maple Leaf Shania’s back! It’s country’s big night! The CMAs! And People is reporting that the big surprise of the evening will be the newly single Shania Twain! She’s been keeping low since her devastating split from husband Mutt Lange earlier this year but clearly, on the industry’s biggest night, By Lainey • Nov 12, 2008 04:28 am
Assy Style What to wear to a luncheon Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes it’s been a total downward By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 03:34 am
Assy Style GOOPy’s movie must suck Someone like Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t pick a dress like this thinking it’s the most beautiful thing ever. She didn’t see it delivered from her stylist and actually believe everyone on the blogs - you, me, the haters, the MiniVan fashion conservatives who actually think Jennifer Aniston’s By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 11:31 am
Assy Style Porny`s Pap Drama Jessica Simpson went out for dinner the other night with her main ‘mo Ken Paves and he ended up getting hit in the face by a pap camera, gushing blood from his head, requiring a trip to the hospital. He did however have the good sense to tuck Porny into By Lainey • Nov 03, 2008 02:20 am
