Assy Style Most Emmy Disappointing: Mary Louise Parker Love her. Which is why it’s so sad. That she shopped at a truck stop in Vegas. It’s the ruching down the front. And the bedazzled straps. You know who wears a dress like this? It’s That Girl from your husband’s office who drunk calls him By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 02:32 am
Assy Style More than the hair This is Jude Law last night leaving Claridges after the Tropic Thunder premiere. Like… shave your f7cking head already! My dad started losing his hair at 25. And he persisted with the combover. And when it was blowing outside the longer parts would flip in the wind and I remember By Lainey • Sep 17, 2008 10:44 am
Assy Style Some people wore jeans… Saturday in Santa Monica, in a hangar at the local airport, check out Kate Beckinsale on the carpet at the Pink Party to benefit Cedars-Sinai Women’s Cancer Research. You would have thought it was a gala, right? One look at her husband will tell you – it was certainly not By Lainey • Sep 15, 2008 04:08 am
Assy Style Dirrrty doesn’t sing? No… seriously… why was she lipsynching? Christina Aguilera sucks at a lot but she doesn’t suck at singing. So again, why no live? Check her out, arriving on the carpet last night at the VMAs – an ensemble that isn’t the greatest but that sure beat the hell out By Lainey • Sep 08, 2008 02:56 am
Assy Style Bad Hair-Off Nicolas Cage at Letterman last night or John Travolta’s spray paint surprise from the Superbowl? Which is worse? Not sure what exactly Nic was promoting on Dave but it really doesn’t matter anyway. He’s like the Kate Hudson of big box office – makes the same movie over By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 04:01 am
Assy Style Grey brows, pink lips Christina Aguilera was in New York yesterday to debut her fragrance Inspire. Celebrity colognes always confound me. First – who’s dumb enough to believe these people actually use their own sh*t? And second – they may look better than we do, but do they smell better than we do? Really? By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 02:30 am
Jock Smut Porny interior design Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT By Lainey • Aug 26, 2008 05:49 am
Assy Style Boys roll too! Adrian Grenier in New York – as you can see, the boyfriend jeans and the rolled cuffs have crossed gender style lines. You likey? Me no likey. They’re not falling right. They’re too new. And here’s the thing that bothers me about Adrian Grenier, aesthetically speaking. It’s By Lainey • Aug 26, 2008 05:31 am
Break Ups Never a leader… Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the By Lainey • Aug 22, 2008 02:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Taupe Curtains on the Carpet Taupe finally confirmed herself yesterday what we’ve now known for months – she’s pregnant with her second. She’s also, unintentionally of course, using it to her advantage with the MiniVan Majority. Check out Jennifer Garner yesterday at the Baby Einstein 10th anniversary event yesterday wearing curtains. I’ve By Lainey • Aug 21, 2008 03:42 am
Assy Style Robo Couture This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is By Lainey • Aug 13, 2008 09:38 am
Hollywood Closet Robo Married A Dork Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater By Lainey • Aug 12, 2008 02:39 am
Assy Style Robo Jean Parade Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 02:31 am
Assy Style Shelf Ass the artist Shelfy Biel attended the opening of the 4th Annual Hollyshorts film festival last night because she’s such a pure artist, you know? Seriously, those bangs. Those bangs must die. As you can see, Shelf Ass is trying to dress all classy and serious. Because she wants to be taken By Lainey • Aug 08, 2008 02:55 am
Assy Style Robo Androgynous I was wrong. When she wore skinnys last week, I was wrong in saying she could read, read what we’ve been saying about these jeans. Because the jeans are back. The jeans are here to stay. The Robobride androgynous jeans are now an intrinsic part of KatE Holmes. Just By Lainey • Aug 04, 2008 02:19 am
Assy Style She can read! MUCH better. So.Much.Better. This is Katie Holmes today in NYC, thankfully NOT wearing those jeans. You know those jeans. Perhaps she perused the internets? Perhaps Posh called her to give a girl a tip? Hell nah. Posh probably called her to tell her they looked GOOD. That’s By Lainey • Aug 01, 2008 04:35 am
