Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Diane’s worst blue I loathe this outfit. It might end up being one of the worst outfits of the year for me. Definitely it’s the worst outfit I’ve seen in a long time on Diane Kruger, maybe ever. For starters, that f-cking taffeta. Like, I’m not even sure teenagers wear By Lainey • Nov 09, 2015 09:19 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: January Jones’s sheer pants If you’re not Liza Minelli, you really shouldn’t. And we all know, January Jones is not Liza Minelli. She’s not Betty Draper anymore either. Is that why her style has gone to sh-t? There was once a time when we could rely on January to bring something By Lainey • Nov 06, 2015 11:41 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s bad boots It’s such a cute outfit from the hat to the top to the jeans… to the knees… And then it’s over. Because these boots. Why is these boots? By Lainey • Nov 05, 2015 12:13 pm
Assy Style JT at the CMAs Justin Timberlake performed at the CMAs last night and it was probably the highlight of the event, you know, apart from the middle finger Blake gave to Miranda. JT was energetic, he was entertaining, as he always is in this capacity. He sounded great, the vocals were there, he reminded By Lainey • Nov 05, 2015 11:59 am
Assy Style Katniss, Mystique…Captain Marvel? Sarah usually keeps me posted on all kinds of Marvel rumours. Sometimes I’m like…um… speak slower to me and talk in civilian language because I don’t understand your comic book pentameter. Sometimes I’m like… WHAT? Cate Blanchett, really? I don’t think I remember her telling By Lainey • Nov 04, 2015 04:28 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jane Fonda’s ruffle pants Look. Jane Fonda is a f-cking goddess. I am not in the business of sh-tting on her style. Because if I make it to her age and I can kill it the way she kills it on the red carpet, I’ll have been blessed. But… This outfit. When her By Lainey • Nov 02, 2015 01:03 pm
Assy Style Charlize in wet metal & more on Sean Penn Charlize Theron was in Hong Kong yesterday promoting a real estate project. Everyone’s making China money. Look at this dress. The way it takes the light from some angles it looks wet. At other angles it looks like armour. And it’s not just unforgiving, it adds things that By Lainey • Oct 29, 2015 11:18 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Olivia Munn’s bad shoes I think Olivia Munn is sooo beautiful. Like on my list of best looking famous people. Top 5, for sure. And this dress is cute. But…the shoes? Nope. By Lainey • Oct 28, 2015 01:28 pm
Royals Oh my God, this hair Princess Catherine was out again tonight at the 100 Women In Hedge Funds Gala, her fourth event in two days. And another opportunity for us to bitch about this hair and those f-cking mom bangs that she’s growing out, resulting in that giant wing coming across her forehead. I By Lainey • Oct 27, 2015 04:59 pm
Royals Royal Bond The Bond premiere is happening right now in London. I’ll post photos of the cast tomorrow. Right now, we’ll focus on the royals, because the princes William and Harry were there along with Princess Catherine, all of them attending their second official engagement of the day. Click here By Lainey • Oct 26, 2015 05:41 pm
Assy Style Ben & Jen’s weekend groceries Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have been really great about updating us on how civil they’re being with each other now that they’re not together anymore. It feels like they’re on a once a week schedule, non? Yesterday the two were out for groceries. I appreciate Ben’ By Lainey • Oct 26, 2015 11:38 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie’s bad boots Katie Holmes in Zac Posen. She’s only wearing Zac Posen these days. This dress is sculpted to her body. Is it a standing only dress? I wonder if she can sit. Also I wonder…WHYYYYYY THESE BOOTS?!? By Lainey • Oct 23, 2015 12:29 pm
Assy Style The Oracle and his Wife Justin Timberlake was honoured last night at the Fashion Group International Night of Stars. They gave him the Lord & Taylor Fashion Oracle award. Oracle: a person (as a priestess of ancient Greece) through whom a deity is believed to speak Oracle: a person giving wise or authoritative decisions or By Lainey • Oct 23, 2015 11:40 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carey in pale violet Um. This is the second look in a row that I’ve hated on my girl Carey Mulligan. Click here for yesterday’s edition in pale blue. Now it’s pale violet. Don’t give a sh-t that it’s Oscar De La Renta. Do they do bridesmaid dresses now? By Lainey • Oct 21, 2015 04:13 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carey in pale blue Ohhhhhh…. Can we also call this “sea foam”? Sea foam did not work well on Jessica Chastain at the Golden Globes a few years ago, remember? I don’t love this colour. Not even on Carey Mulligan. Shame because it’s a great suit. By Lainey • Oct 20, 2015 02:19 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: January Jones and the Pretty Woman polo scene I saw these shots of January Jones this weekend and did not understand this jacket. It’s the colour. Doesn’t work with much. Then I wondered whether or not she was trying to evoke Julia Roberts’s polka dot outfit from Pretty Woman. If so it’s a terrible By Lainey • Oct 19, 2015 09:42 am
