Assy Style John Mayer’s new pants We’ve featured so many douchebags today, I didn’t want to leave out John Mayer. Mayer played a show in Chicago this weekend. In fairness to him, he’s kept his douche rather muted lately. Very quiet. Smart move. Just put your head down and sing. And he does By Lainey • Sep 23, 2014 01:41 pm
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Tom Hardy at TIFF Not going to lie… Tom Hardy might have peaked at TIFF too early. It was Friday night and Saturday morning. And he was followed by Cara Delevingne and The Riot Club boys and Eddie Redmayne and Andrew Garfield and my two fried laptops and Mike Tyson just lost his sh-t By Lainey • Sep 10, 2014 05:12 pm
Assy Style “Glowing from within” That expression is kinda vommy, non? I don’t love it. But I also don’t deny that people do, um, glow from within when they’re happy. We project that onto people too. Like, you’ve heard again and again recently about how happy she is…so is that By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 04:37 pm
Assy Style Pippa & Lilo Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 01:00 pm
Assy Style GQ Johnny Depp Johnny Depp was in London last night at the GQ Men of the Year Awards presenting to Iggy Pop. That’s your preferred JDepp hairstyle, right? And he’s clean-shaven. And there are no scarves or feathers, just one piece around his neck, and holy sh-t he’s not wearing By Lainey • Sep 03, 2014 10:24 am
Assy Style Is that your wedding suit? A week after his wedding, Brad Pitt spent the weekend in New York shooting a short film that will also feature Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio, directed by Martin Scorsese. That’s a well cut black suit. Wedding suit? Probably not. He probably has 50 suits. The man loves By Lainey • Sep 02, 2014 09:05 am
Assy Style Katherine Heigl: Emmys Worst Dress God I’ve missed Katherine Heigl at the Emmys. She doesn’t disappoint. Obviously what I mean by that is that she’s always good for a “Oh, right, your mother dresses you” moment. In this case, I feel like her mother, also her best friend, always imagined herself like By Lainey • Aug 26, 2014 09:12 am
Assy Style Chloe Grace Moretz: VMAs Worst Dressed Here’s a 17 year old mother of the bride going to pick out china patterns. TERRIBLE choice. I mean I understand she wants to set herself apart from Ariana Grande and not dress like she’s a screaming pop teen but there had to be other cuter options. Or By Lainey • Aug 25, 2014 11:48 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Nina’s high waist Never a good sign when it’s a Zuhair Murad dress. Don’t understand why people keep going there. This is a mistake on Nina Dobrev. With the high waist and the open chest, the look is matronly and it’s taking away her sparkle. I’ve never seen her By Lainey • Aug 25, 2014 11:10 am
Assy Style Looking for camel toe That’s what I was doing the whole time Taylor Swift was in that onesie. On the one hand, I appreciate that she didn’t show up in Elie Saab. That she dressed for the VMAs. That she styled for the occasion. Unfortunately, the choice was really sh-tty. Because she By Lainey • Aug 25, 2014 10:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Alba’s blue prom Versace Versace can still design a dress. But sometimes…sometimes they end up looking so cheap. It’s the colour. It’s the material. It’s the combination of this particular colour and that material… You would have found at least one of these at every prom across North America in By Lainey • Aug 20, 2014 11:30 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s blue fringe Emmys It’s always so f-cking tacky with Heidi Klum on a red carpet. Look at this sh-t with the twirling the fringe. The only person who should be wearing these colours is Cookie Monster. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 10:52 am
Assy Style This is Leo cleaned up The standard expression is that someone “cleans up nice”. I wouldn’t use the word nice here to refer to a cleaned up Leonardo DiCaprio who was in Laguna Beach on Saturday for the Oceana Annual SeaChange party. I’m not sure Leo will ever clean up nice again. But By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 09:37 am
Assy Style The problem with the daily fashion show New York City has been a runway for Taylor Swift the last few months. Every day we see her in new gear, every day she’s modelling a cute outfit, a fresh pair of kicks, a rainbow coloured bag… So here she is at Teen Choice last night. Wearing something By Lainey • Aug 11, 2014 10:58 am
Assy Style Style slide Nicola Formichetti left Lady Gaga and it's been a mess. Her style has been a mess. Justin Bieber left Selena Gomez, or she left him, whatever, and her style lately...? Not so good. When she tries, especially, not good at all. Look at this. The point is that By Lainey • Aug 06, 2014 11:19 am
Maple Leaf Isn’t it time? Ibiza. Today. On the water. Jet skiing. Not together but… Isn’t it time? Isn’t it time for these two to become one? Or is it Michelle Rodriguez’s turn. Michelle and Cara Delevingne used to be a thing. Last week Cara and Selena Gomez were hanging out. Now By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 04:17 pm
