Assy Style Lupita or Boring? Lupita Nyong’o wore something you probably hate to the CFDAs last night. Me? I’m all over it. The makeup. The colours. The shorts/pants. The length of the shorts/pants. I mean, it’s a fashion event. Why bother with a strapless ball gown or some forgettable cocktail By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 11:28 am
Assy Style This is Tilda Tilda Swinton is shooting a film called Trainwreck in New York which is also how I would explain how her character’s been styled – a trainwreck. Tilda Swinton’s playing Jennifer Aniston. It’s hard to look at. I hate it. It’s making me grumpy. Toronto’s a muggy By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 09:57 am
Lainey Interviews Brange family carpet (almost) Brange at the Maleficent premiere last night. Sorry it took me so long to write about this. I’ve been waiting all day to buy those family photos – Brange posing with Maddox, Pax, Miss Zahara, Shiloh the Chosen, and Knox. But the agency is taking forever to figure it out. By Lainey • May 29, 2014 04:47 pm
Maple Leaf Rihanna & Drake: pink and blue Rihanna was photographed leaving an LA recording studio late last night/early this morning after a recording session. She’s still wearing that short hair f-ck you Charlie Sheen pink wig. Over in another part of town, Drake was having dinner in a super cheesy, shiny blue shirt. Coincidence or By Lainey • May 29, 2014 11:28 am
Maple Leaf Going back to her comfort zones Pamela Anderson looked SO good with short hair. Did you see her in Cannes? It really, really worked for her. I’ve attached some shots of that below, after the mess of last night. Last night she showed up at the World Music Awards. And the extensions were back. Like By Lainey • May 28, 2014 09:59 am
Assy Style Amanda Seyfried: getting credit? Sarah has a nickname for Amanda Seyfried that she uses on this site: oatmeal. I can understand why. But today I actually spent some timing thinking about Amanda Seyfried, her career. And you know what? Her choices don’t really suck. If they do ever suck, she doesn’t have By Lainey • May 27, 2014 01:01 pm
Assy Style The Growth in Cannes and This Hot Bitch The Original JT and Kelly Preston are in Cannes. Tonight they showed up at AMFAR. That Growth on his chin came too. It even presented on stage. At some point you have to think that she approves of it, non? She has to. Because if it were me, I’d By Lainey • May 22, 2014 04:45 pm
Assy Style Marion and mom in Cannes Marion Cotillard has been in Cannes for a few days now. She’s in the Dardennes film Two Days, One Night that is said to be one of the contenders for the Palme d’Or. She’s also a contender for Best Actress but now it’s looking like a By Lainey • May 22, 2014 10:55 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s black dress much better than the MET I don’t understand why Zoe Kravitz wore what she wore to the MET Gala last week except probably some designer made her do it. Last night’s Lanvin would have been so much better. I’m obsessed with this black dress. A strapless black dress that’s neither boring By Lainey • May 13, 2014 12:14 pm
Assy Style Michelle Williams: Worst of the MET 2014 Look, I don’t want to do this, I really don’t. No, Michelle Williams’s Louis Vuitton wasn’t technically worse than Katie Holmes or Kate Upton, but in spirit, it was much more … disappointing. Because you don’t expect much from those other two. Holmes and Upton aren’ By Lainey • May 06, 2014 03:39 pm
Assy Style Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. By Lainey • May 06, 2014 01:01 pm
Assy Style Shailene Woodley: the MET non-feminist Okay, so ostensibly we’re going to look at Shailene’s dress. Utterly ridiculous of course but, as we spend all our time here on the blog discussing, when you’re 22 is exactly when it’s time for utterly ridiculous. You want to be able to look back and By Duana • May 06, 2014 11:38 am
Assy Style Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds: MET Imitation of Brange As IF. If I want to see a tall white guy with his hand all over the ass of his tall white wife, I’d go with Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. But here we are with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, their most public carpet ever, at the MET By Lainey • May 06, 2014 11:10 am
Assy Style All of them: MET Olsens Elizabeth Olsen has the acting career. But her sisters know the fashion. Clearly she didn’t ask them for their advice. WHAT THE F-CK is happening here? Yes, as many of you have already observed, this is figure skating. And not even now figure skating but 1990s figure skating. It’ By Lainey • May 06, 2014 10:07 am
Assy Style Rachel, Michael, Sarah: also MET exes Rachel McAdams wore a strapless, dusty rose Calvin Klein dress to the MET Gala and…I’m asleep. Sorry. I do love her. She’s a darling, a Canadian darling. But you can’t tell me this is a standout. You can’t tell me you’re still thinking about By Lainey • May 06, 2014 08:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession OVER HERE, George Clooney! Stacy Keibler is pregnant. I’m not sure that George Clooney knows this. She might not know if he knows this. So here she is at the ELLE Annual Women In Music celebration in LA last night trying her best to belly-cup her baby bump. This may be a world By Lainey • Apr 23, 2014 02:30 pm
