Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kacey’s ultimate prom Prom blue? Check. Prom belt? Check. From flattened ruffles? CHECK. Jesus Christ, where does one even find a dress like this? And was this guy her date? By Lainey • Apr 07, 2014 10:28 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: January Jones - Good dress bad hair Controversy coming: I love this dress. I like that it doesn’t make sense and that the hem is all over the place. I’d like to see it without the belt but the belt is giving me some Wonder Woman so whatever, I won’t complain. It’s the By Lainey • Apr 03, 2014 12:32 pm
Assy Style Emma’s red carpet wedding Noah did solid business at the box office this weekend opening at $44 million which means… it’s not a flop. Considering that the film has made almost $100 million overseas already, I’d say the studio is now much more relieved. Or maybe the bad press that surrounded the By Lainey • Mar 31, 2014 04:08 pm
Assy Style Johnny Depp’s engagement tour You remember when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were engaged and it happened to be when he was promoting some movie and it became like their engagement tour? Why am I getting the same vibe from Johnny Depp? Is Johnny Depp as cheesy as Tom Cruise? Depp and his fiancée By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 12:18 pm
Assy Style Courteney & Johnny’s first carpet Courteney Cox walked the carpet at the Tribeca Film Festival in LA yesterday with boyfriend Johnny McDaid. The two have made no attempt to hide their relationship since they started dating but this is the first official event they’ve attended together. Photo Assumption says both seem relaxed. Like, there By Lainey • Mar 18, 2014 11:23 am
Assy Style Charlize Theron: Oscars Worst Dressed (Lainey) Before you start yelling, please click here to remember. Remember what Charlize Theron wore to the Oscars last year when she was named Best Dressed on this blog. I want you to remember this for comparison. Because when we consider the Worst Dressed at the Oscars, it’s always about By Lainey • Mar 03, 2014 04:54 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julianne’s top but not her bottom I’m so into the top half of what’s happening here. But the bottom is all wrong. Mostly the print. I like the asymmetry of it. But that’s such a nothing print and the length of the long side is awkward. Also the shoes. Hate the shoes. By Lainey • Feb 25, 2014 10:42 am
Assy Style Not the place for bad hair It was ELLE Style Awards in London last night. Katy Perry wore Vivienne Westwood. It’s a good dress. But that hair. I can’t with this f-cking hair. There are some people who could make this work. Lizzy Caplan? Sure. Lena Dunham? OK, I think I could work with By Lainey • Feb 19, 2014 11:04 am
Assy Style Lupita holds it down Chiwetel Ejiofor was not at the Oscar Nominees Luncheon yesterday. Michael Fassbender wasn’t either. And Brad Pitt was absent too. So it was left to Lupita Nyong’o to represent 12 Years A Slave as a nominee for Best Supporting Actress. She’s the film’s only sure thing By Lainey • Feb 11, 2014 10:24 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Gwyneth is a Rat You think Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Chinese astrology? She’s a Rat. And the Year of the Horse is not supposed to be good to Rats. I care about Gwyneth a lot. So, if possible, if you can, could you send her this link? She really should be careful, especially By Lainey • Jan 29, 2014 10:24 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Paula Patton’s Grammys dress Last time she had laundry on her shoulder, remember? So what we have here is a case of sh-t vs diarrhoea. On the scale of sh-tty Paula Patton dresses, this one isn’t runny. This one is a solid poo. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 12:36 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna cane and grills The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go By Lainey • Jan 27, 2014 10:31 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Elie Saab Haute Couture S/S 2014 Are there FOUR (at least) red dresses in this collection? Also, it seems, a lot of violet. Jesus. VIOLET. And bridal. Which does nothing to change my mind about Elie Saab: BORING By Lainey • Jan 24, 2014 10:40 am
Assy Style Cate, Sandy, Julia – the Actress fashion None of them…really… non? Hated Julia Roberts’s SAG pink pantsuit. Hated the side ruching, hated the colour, hate the fact that it belongs on a reality show second wife and not a Movie Star. Not crazy about Sandra Bullock’s Lanvin either. (And can Giuliana Rancic please learn By Lainey • Jan 20, 2014 11:58 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Claire in old lady blue The makeup isn’t good. It’s making her look old. As old as the colour at the top of her dress. I don’t even know why that colour is allowed anymore, why it hasn’t been retired. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2014 11:44 am
Quiveration Sandy’s speech saves her dress…and Marlon Wayans? Hated Sandra Bullock’s dress last night at the Critics’ Choice Awards. The colour was fine. The ruffle-tiering, however, is 10 years old. Go into any Midnight Elegance, Apparel For Any Occasion shoppe at your local mall and you’ll find a dress like this. I don’t give a By Lainey • Jan 17, 2014 10:38 am
