Assy Style Taffeta at the Emmys: Carrie Underwood I don’t give a sh-t how you cut it. Taffeta will never be NOT prom to me. And, therefore, to me it should never show up on a red carpet. Unless, of course, it shows up on Carrie Underwood. Like, what else is she going to wear? This woman By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 10:27 am
Assy Style Give the Best Actress a better dress It’s Anna Gunn’s time. Now that she’s won a very well deserved Emmy, it’s her time to make the call. They would take her call. Elie Saab would certainly take her call. But she can do even better than Elie Saab. She can do Chanel. She By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 10:14 am
Assy Style Bad sheer at the Emmys: Julianne Hough Oh for f-ck’s sake. Here’s what Julianne Hough’s stylist, Anita Patrickson, said about working with her a few months ago: “I think we’re very lucky in terms of our relationship because we’re on the same page. The trick is, I need to push her - By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 09:36 am
Assy Style Sister Dressing At The Emmys I don’t have a sister. I do have a cousin, Cat, who is like a sister. So I thought to myself last night, if Cat and I were invited somewhere to present together, would we do a sisterly matchy-matchy? No. She would pick a dress she liked and I By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 08:52 am
Assy Style Ballet Fashion The New York Ballet Fall Gala happened last night. A few big names showed up at the event. Let’s break them all down separately: Natalie Portman with Benjamin Millepied She’s in Dior, obviously, as she represents the brand. The most distinctive feature of this otherwise ordinary strapless gown By Lainey • Sep 20, 2013 01:34 pm
Assy Style Henry Cavill shoots in a suit Not that suit. But a wool suit. In London on the set of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and not the Man Of Steel. Ha! (Sorry) Guy Ritchie is directing the movie based on the old TV show. Tom Cruise was originally cast in the film and By Lainey • Sep 20, 2013 10:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Middle-aged man pants Check out Simon Cowell in London yesterday at an event for The X Factor. It’s the pants. These are what I call middle-aged man pants, for a certain kind of middle-aged man. He’s in his late 40s or 50s. He usually wears them under a blazer with pointed By Lainey • Sep 03, 2013 11:57 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Hayden Bangs in a Tight Dress What do you think of Hayden’s new haircut? I’m not sure I’m totally in. But the thing is that the blunt-bangs cut almost never lasts. It always feels like a new, sharp cut but nobody maintains them for long, do they? In fact, the only person who By Duana • Aug 29, 2013 12:48 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katy’s green dress and white booties Not sure this dress is super flattering. Maybe it’s the way the pattern is buzzing and bugging my eyes. And the booties don’t lengthen much either. By Lainey • Aug 28, 2013 09:59 am
Assy Style I want to take Henry Cavill shopping Because someone needs to help him find some proper clothes. Look at him. In Japan promoting Man Of Steel. You know when you see those old timey ads from the early 1960s and the homemaker wife and kids wait for the worker husband to come home with his lunchbox? That& By Lainey • Aug 22, 2013 10:37 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lake’s rust leather and bottom sheer I like the idea of a leather top. But leather is inflexible so it can look boxy, especially when it’s cropped. Can’t decide whether or not I’m into this. I do know for sure though that I hate that skirt. This is what I’ve been raging By Lainey • Aug 21, 2013 10:33 am
Assy Style Cumberbatch plays it like DiCaprio Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman are shooting Sherlock in Cardiff, Wales. Sherlock evidently had his clothes stolen and is trying to escape in someone else’s. Leonardo DiCaprio? It’s like he’s acting out a scene from Leo’s true life, wearing second hand athletic gear and looking for By Lainey • Aug 20, 2013 10:28 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rebecca’s bad booties I don’t know what’s going on here. The dress is good. The booties are gorgeous but together? Really? Not that I’m not all over a liberal wearing of booties. This however may be too much. By Lainey • Aug 20, 2013 09:27 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julianne’s WTF two piece Do you…? Can you…? What IS this? WHYYYYYYYY is this? HOWWWWWWWWW does this keep happening to her? And the hair! The hair! At this point, we might have to crowdfund a proper stylist for Julianne Hough. Because, well, LOOK. By Lainey • Aug 15, 2013 09:55 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Keri’s black jumpsuit Is AWESOME. But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did she wear those shoes. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? The jumpsuit was killed by the shoes. By Lainey • Aug 13, 2013 11:49 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lily Collins’s Teen Choice train All of it but the eyebrows. All of it has to go. I mean, it’s the Teen Choice Awards. This is too much Try. The hair, the dress, the TRAIN – it’s all too much try. By Lainey • Aug 12, 2013 12:23 pm
