Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Amber Heard in baby blue Hate this dress. It’s Vionnet so we’re supposed to be impressed. With what? The baby blue? Baby blue is not an easy colour. It’s hard to make baby blue stylish. And here, at least to me, baby blue isn’t stylish. Instead, this looks like a dress By Lainey • Aug 09, 2013 09:54 am
Assy Style Jen in satin and the red band trailer Jennifer Aniston wore an eggplant satin Burberry dress last night at the premiere of We’re The Millers. You know how I feel about this material. It never, ever photographs well. It takes the light and does sh-tty things with it. And, frankly, it’s not all that stylish. Jen’ By Lainey • Aug 02, 2013 10:06 am
Douchebags Jen and an asshole I have pictures to burn off of my subscription for the last day of the month. Thank you Jennifer Aniston for facilitating this. Jen’s in New York, AS YOU KNOW, filming Squirrels For The Nuts. She shot a scene with Rhys Ifans and a German shepherd where they’re By Lainey • Jul 31, 2013 01:53 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rachel Bilson shoe hate Shoe hate, shoe hate, shoe hate… Another season, more shoe hate. When will this end? I blame reality television and B list stars. There are too many of them. Designers are over-producing. And the result is… gross. Look at this. Perfectly serviceable dress and terrible, terrible shoes. By Lainey • Jul 30, 2013 10:55 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rachel's blue dress and black shoes I find the black shoes with this dress really off-putting. White would have been better? Still doesn't change the prommy-ness of it though. By Lainey • Jul 24, 2013 11:07 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Chastain’s red and two-tone As you know, I don’t love a red dress. There are exceptions though. This red dress would be an exception. It’s stunning on her. It’s perfect. Just… God… when will the shoe hate end? I hate these shoes. The red dress is far superior to the half By Lainey • Jul 22, 2013 12:13 pm
Assy Style Jen balances out the wig Jennifer Aniston has been shooting Squirrels For The Nuts in New York this week. That wig she has to wear for the character is pretty sad. If you had to be in costume like that with a wig that sad for 8 hours a day or more, would you show By Lainey • Jul 19, 2013 10:59 am
Jock Smut Selena and the athletes Selena Gomez was at the ESPY Awards last night. She wore red Dolce & Gabbana. You know what I’m starting to notice about Selena Gomez? I feel like every dress she puts on, no matter how different it might be, always looks the same, has the same effect. Why By Lainey • Jul 18, 2013 11:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Johnny takes Amber to Japan with the kids Here’s Johnny Deepp, arriving in Japan today to promote The Lone Ranger. Amber Heard got off the plane too. With his children, Lily Rose and Jack. Amber’s a stepmom, now. There’s your new modern family. I like this dress Amber has on. And it’s a good By Lainey • Jul 16, 2013 10:08 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: MLP deserves better Mary Louise Parker is the Smart Man’s Five List. She’s amazing. She deserves better than a cheap looking silver dress with black wedges. It’s very possible that she doesn’t give a sh-t. Fine. But I do. Because it could be even better than Julianna Margulies, you By Lainey • Jul 12, 2013 12:00 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Not even you, Helen Mirren In plastic heels. Or whatever it is they call that material. Lucite? Shauna Sand? Michael K from Dlisted calls her the Empress of Lucite… Which is certainly not the screen Queen of England. By Lainey • Jul 12, 2013 11:51 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rinko’s double leg The Jolie has spoiled split dresses for everyone. Don’t you think of her automatically? I don’t love the double split here. In combination with all that fancy business going up and down and in the back too, it reminds me of a table runner. Is that what you By Lainey • Jul 10, 2013 01:54 pm
Assy Style Sandy in Sydney Fresh off her triumph at the box office this weekend with The Heat, Sandra Bullock is now in Australia to continue promotion. As I wrote earlier, The Heat delivered on so many levels – Melissa McCarthy is now a major box office draw, Sandy continues to be loved, and the two By Lainey • Jul 02, 2013 10:54 am
Assy Style Johnny travels with Amber Johnny Depp was in Russia yesterday with Armie Hammer promoting The Lone Ranger. And look who was at his side for dinner. Holding hands. Not hiding. No running into dumpsters. It is. They are. And this is how Johnny prefers it when he’s in love. He likes it when By Lainey • Jun 28, 2013 11:53 am
Smutty Surgery Meg & John in Italy Meg Ryan was honoured in Italy at the Taormina Film Festival. Man, I really don’t know about those shoes. I don’t understand those shoes, though I suspect you’re not looking at the shoes because you’re looking at something else. Fair enough. I don’t understand the By Lainey • Jun 21, 2013 01:35 pm
Assy Style Slum Love on the Walk of Fame Jennifer Lopez now has a star -- the 2,500th -- on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Keenan Ivory Wayans, Pitbull, and Jane Fonda were there to honour her. When you have Jane Fonda, who else do you need? Well... Her children, of course. And...yes...him. Her Slum Bear, By Lainey • Jun 20, 2013 04:50 pm
