Assy Style Gwyneth in Vegas Well... This is about right. In her mind, that is. In her mind she’s dressing for her audience -- in this case the Licensing Expo in Las Vegas yesterday where she delivered the keynote address, talking about how she’s taking Goop global. Fine, but I haven’t hated By Lainey • Jun 19, 2013 02:39 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Dania’s hideous dress When I first saw Dania Ramirez in The Sopranos, I paid attention. In Entourage too. A friend of mine called me straight after he watched Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s forgettable Premium Rush one night on iTunes and was all over me about her. But that Dania Ramirez is not the Dania By Lainey • Jun 18, 2013 01:42 pm
Assy Style Birthday Twinsies! Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are 27 years old today. To celebrate their birthday, they wore... matching ... What do you call these, anyway? Sport sandals? These two have made it a point not to dress similarly for years. And we’re not supposed to call them the Olsen twins anymore either. By Lainey • Jun 13, 2013 05:01 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Connie’s blue ruffle This is our woman, Connie Britton. You know this. There is nothing but love here at LaineyGossip.com for Connie Britton. Which is why this ruffle dress, 10 seasons too late, is beneath her. Come on. By Lainey • Jun 12, 2013 12:08 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Elisabeth’s pink dress I like Elisabeth Moss’s new blonde hair. I hate this pink dress. Hate the colour, hate the style, hate the material, and I want to punch those f-cking shoes. Are they Jimmy Choo? I don’t even have to look, I bet you they’re Jimmy Choo. Because I By Lainey • Jun 11, 2013 11:02 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lizzy’s orange mess I love Lizzy Caplan. It makes me sad that Lizzy Caplan, style-wise, is trying to be Zooey Deschanel. WHY? It’s annoying on Zooey Deschanel. On Lizzy, it’s a... mess. Jesus Christ, look at those shoes. She deserves better. By Lainey • Jun 11, 2013 09:14 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Toni’s terrible makeup Love her. How long has it been since you last watched Muriel’s Wedding? How is it that it came out almost 20 years ago!? Since I’m a fan then, this hurts me to say. But Toni Collette’s makeup here is heinous. I don’t know if it’ By Lainey • Jun 06, 2013 10:56 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Samantha’s heinous shoes I am horrified by these shoes. They’re vile. They’re so vile, Nicole Kidman’s white Diors may not even help. Is this a baby girl striptease?! Do not understand. At all. By Lainey • Jun 06, 2013 09:27 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kerry in yellow satin Really disappointing, especially at the CFDA Awards. I mean, it’s Kerry. Who we can usually count on to be interesting. And this is ...not only not interesting but also, it’s pageant fabric. And there’s a prom and princess party happening at the back that I can’t By Lainey • Jun 04, 2013 01:33 pm
Assy Style Blake & Ryan’s new file photos Blake Lively was at the Chime For Change event in London this weekend. Her best friend Florence Welch performed. Blake took the stage in a white dress. She hung out with her husband there too, and they were photographed, together, not running away. Which means we now have new file By Lainey • Jun 03, 2013 02:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: JLO’s pink peep-toes I am generally not into peep-toes. Sandals are sandals, pumps are pumps. Peep-toes to me are like the El Camino of shoes. But that’s just me. I understand that peep-toes are considered stylish. Mostly. A bootie peep-toe? Sasha has mentioned the cut-out trend for shoes this year. I can By Lainey • May 30, 2013 12:40 pm
Assy Style How To GOOP Punk A new issue of GOOP. And it’s not wellness or mother-ness and food-ness. Instead, this newsletter is dedicated to GOOP Punk...at the MET Gala! For all her sh-tting on the event and moaning about what a terrible time she had, she still couldn’t resist sharing with us By Lainey • May 16, 2013 01:56 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Emma’s first two Cannes dresses Boring. In fact, the two-piece wine coloured dress with feather trim for The Bling Ring photo call is a major letdown. Those chest darts don’t work on that f-cking material I hate so much. And then it was a plain black shift for the presser. Fine. Maybe she’s By Lainey • May 16, 2013 01:28 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lucy’s off-the-shoulder and bad shoes Lucy Liu’s spectacular showing at the Golden Globes in January is still in the running for my best of 2013 – click here for a refresher – so I’m pretty disappointed in this totally medium off-the-shoulder dress she wore yesterday, and VERY disappointed about these horrible shoes. The colour is By Lainey • May 16, 2013 12:04 pm
Assy Style Granny delivers in Cannes, but not Julianne As expected, Nicole Kidman killed it tonight in Cannes. Her best, best, BEST showing in years. This exquisite dress is Christian Dior from the Haute Couture S/S 2013 that I posted here in January. And I called it exquisite then too. Shocking that there wasn’t more of this By Lainey • May 15, 2013 02:58 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Hayden P’s bandage and hair It’s 2013. Are celebrities still wearing bandage dresses? This, here, is one night in Vegas. And the shoes are tragic. Shame too because I love the hair. Of course I do. It’s a braid. By Lainey • May 15, 2013 10:50 am
