Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sophia in champagne HATE. All of it. Hate the colour (which I’ve now associated with royal baby swaddling), hate the detail (1995 wedding dress), hate the shoes (divorcee, aged 45), and so much hate the Cinderella wedding fringe. If Mrs Timberlake is growing it out, you know it was never a good By Lainey • Apr 28, 2013 06:33 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Claire’s blue for the WHCD Really like the design of this Prada, especially how it looks from the side. But the colour is killing me. It’s... hospital scrubs blue, non? And there’s just SO MUCH OF IT here – a giant swath from neck to ankle. By Lainey • Apr 28, 2013 06:17 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Claire’s full print This dress is Lanvin. I don’t hate it. But the necklace she chose is throwing me off. Right? Also don’t love how the skirt flares. By Lainey • Apr 24, 2013 09:51 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate Hudson in sea foam I’m not sure the Tiffany colour belongs on a dress. They called it “sea foam” on Jessica Chastain at the Golden Globes, remember? Click here for a refresher. Kate Hudson’s isn’t as bad... but it’s no less bridesmaid-prommy. No surprise, it’s Reem Acra. By Lainey • Apr 19, 2013 12:54 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen in florals and a topknot Ummm... I think maybe Kristen Wiig thinks that she’s Zoe Saldana? Or an Olsen? Or maybe Kirsten Dunst. More proof that, yet again, not everyone can pull off these looks. She might have a very serious dressing problem. By Lainey • Apr 19, 2013 10:16 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Mrs Timberlake & Tiffany In Elie Saab. Boring. In other words, a perfect match. But an unremarkable dress can be elevated by an interesting wearer. This...is not one of those times. I don’t think the lip colour was a good choice either. By Lainey • Apr 19, 2013 10:05 am
Assy Style That thing on your chin and your hand on your hip John Travolta and Kelly Preston are in Sydney, Australia today for the Qantas gala. As you can see, he persists with that singular patch of black spike on his chin, leftover perhaps from all the follicle regeneration they performed on his head, like a lonely piece of sod that, for By Lainey • Apr 18, 2013 11:37 am
Assy Style The middle-aged Timberlakes If you’ve been reading this column a while, you know how much I love golf. I love it. Jacek is obsessed with it. He golfs year round. It’s all he can talk about, think about, to the point where he’s forbidden from doing so when we see By Lainey • Apr 15, 2013 04:33 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kylie’s MTV metallics I stopped watching halfway through so I’m not sure if Kylie ended up on being given something to do, although I suspect not, which means... She was just there as a spectator? WHY??? I feel embarrassed for her. And this is no way to treat a superstar. Also, the By Lainey • Apr 15, 2013 09:04 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Paula’s terrible necklace Oh Paula Patton. I am still exhausted by Paula Patton from award season 2 years ago. Or was it 3? In that yellow dress at the Globes? And this is exhausting – Paula Patton in white wearing a necklace that looks like it used to be a lei but has since By Lainey • Apr 09, 2013 11:10 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch tries floral print Some print is superior to other print. Like... right away, you know, and you don’t even have to be an expert, that this is most definitely NOT Erdem, right? This is Naeem Khan. Who also regularly dresses, ahem, Vanessa Hudgens and Stacy Keibler. So I’m just saying. Oh By Lainey • Apr 08, 2013 09:29 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kelly’s unfortunate dress It’s really, really hard to say bad things about Kelly Clarkson because she’s just so great but... This is a really, really, really bad dress. I can’t look at it too long. Whoever made it should offer a public apology. By Lainey • Apr 08, 2013 09:14 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julianne’s yellow satin shoes Yellow Satin Shoes. Satin shoes are gross enough. YELLOW? On the subject of Celebrity Style Hierarchy, here’s why: because the better clothes would be wasted. By Lainey • Apr 05, 2013 12:00 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: White on a White carpet Like red on a red carpet... Do you? Should you? Maybe not if it’s Marchesa? I haven’t checked but it has to be Marchesa. Only Marchesa would be capable of that f-cking black lace. By Lainey • Apr 04, 2013 02:46 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jada’s matching pants and shoes This is overkill, right? I hate the shoes to begin with. The pants would have been OK, I guess, but those shoes have ruined them forever. By Lainey • Apr 03, 2013 12:12 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: The Khaleesi in gold Yellow? Sand? The lighting isn’t helping. The lighting in these photos (because of the studio) is sh-t. But the dress isn’t great either. It’s Versace. I hate it. And the shoes too. By Lainey • Apr 02, 2013 02:44 pm
