Assy Style Slum Love at the Globes She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 05:40 pm
Assy Style Worst Swiss Dot: Rachel Weisz Look, I don’t want you to think I’m not in favour of change. I love change, and I loved the hint, last night, that the Golden Globes don’t have to be quite as formal all the time as the other shows. Shorter dresses said hello and all. By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 03:10 pm
Assy Style Best Globe Win, Bad Dress: Jennifer Lawrence (guest appearance by Marion Cotillard!) I don’t blame you, dude. I know you’re busy, you have a lot going on, and you have a whole lot of best-dressed lists to land on before February 24th. I don’t want you think I blame you. But what in the holy hell is up with By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 01:41 pm
Smutty Surgery Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 12:32 pm
Assy Style Best Globes Colour: Jessica Alba Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And ...is that a muppet or a By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 12:01 pm
Assy Style Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, By Duana • Jan 14, 2013 11:13 am
Assy Style Globes Euro Trash: Halle Berry It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 10:45 am
Assy Style Globes Worst Red: Zooey Deschanel There were so many red dresses at the Golden Globes I almost had a seizure. You know I hate a red dress. And I especially hate this one. Enough with the sweetheart neckline and the pearls and the cutesy lollipop hair and the F-CKING NAIL ART and my God, my By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 09:38 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie’s blue blazer and sh-t shoes The blazer fits her so well. It’s one of the cleanest, sharpest looks, a well-fitted blazer. And I don’t even mind the pants, because they’d actually be a lot better if she wasn’t wearing those ...Minnie Mouse shoes...? F-CK! This is maddening. By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 01:57 pm
Assy Style Marion & Hushpuppy You know I love Hushpuppy. I've been writing about Beasts Of The Southern Wild for months. It totally deserved to be included in the Best Picture category. Dwight Henry should have been nominated for Best Supporting Actor. But as much as I enjoyed her, I don't By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 01:48 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s red dress It’s a red dress. It has to be a really special red dress for me to be into it. This...is not really a special red dress. It does nothing for her body, it hangs like a sack from the front, the party at the back is like a By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 01:10 pm
Hook Ups Gina & Henry’s first carpet As a couple! I reported the other day they were dating -- click here for a refresher. Didn’t expect to see them together on a carpet so soon. But she was nominated for a Critics’ Choice Award last night in Haywire and, well, he came along as her date By Lainey • Jan 11, 2013 10:43 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lea’s pink and braids Duana noticed a couple of months ago that I’ve been carrying around some major shoe hate for a while. She wondered if it was because shoes are slumping right now. Here’s a good example – this Elie Saab is a good choice for Lea Michele, and then you look By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 11:24 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s slits and slashes Emily Blunt looked great in a slashed dress the other night – click here to see. Here’s how not to do it by Heidi Klum. Super tacky. It’s that much worse when a so-called supermodel has bad taste, non? By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 09:07 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Amanda’s dress is too big Isn’t it too big? Or is it the cut? The way it’s hanging above the waist there as the lines draw your eyes down, down, down...it’s not particularly flattering around the chest. And besides, the length, the colour, the style, it’s a really boring look By Lainey • Jan 09, 2013 11:37 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rachel’s boring black dress It’s Prada. It’s not particularly interesting. It’s not a great length. And, ugh, she’s wearing it with red satin shoes. I mean if this is her only appearance during award season, what a waste that would be. By Lainey • Jan 08, 2013 09:38 am
