Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Juno’s clashing hair This is a mess. There’s so much going on: the print on the dress, the screaming spikes on the clutch, the gold heel, and all of it fighting with...that hair. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 01:01 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen’s bad hair What is this? A curled fringe? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? I’ve seen old ladies in retirement homes with cuter hair than this. It’s objectionable. We are 6 days away from the Globes. She wore gross taffeta at the Emmys. And now this? I worry. By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 11:51 am
Royals KATEPEDIA If you’re into the royal porn, you’ll be all over the new issue of British Vogue, out Thursday, featuring KATEPEDIA, an analysis of Katy Cambridge’s style...as they repeatedly and almost exclusively call her “Kate” through the article which, I mean it must make her crazy, non? By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 10:57 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katharine’s shoe choice Had it been any pair of heels, no matter what, I would have hated this outfit. An animal print wrap dress is stale at best, and borderline offensive depending on the wearer. Pairing it with flat black trainers however, at least, makes it much more interesting. And, surprisingly, Katharine McPhee By Lainey • Jan 07, 2013 09:16 am
Assy Style Chloe Sevigny’s New York It’s so exciting to be at the very start of a new year, full of possibility, opportunity, fresh starts, etc. Still …isn’t it comforting to know that, while time may pass, Chloe Sevigny remains unchanged? That she’ll continue to prowl the streets of New York dressed like By Dean • Jan 04, 2013 11:05 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Helen in purple leather Can’t lie – I don’t love this shade of purple. Especially when it’s so matchy matchy. Also not feeling the shade of pasty white flesh she’s wearing on her shoes. Not that it’s a bad look overall – Helen is, as usual, elegant and sophisticated – but she’ By Lainey • Jan 04, 2013 09:02 am
Assy Style New Year, new jeans? Is Justin Theroux wearing a new pair of douchey (and darker) cut off jean shorts on holiday in Cabo, and was it just in time for NYE? No. Those are just his long jeans. And denim, in varying lengths, I suppose, is his only bright sun option, the only below-waist By Lainey • Jan 02, 2013 09:32 am
Douchebags Jennifer Aniston is marrying That Guy at the beach He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 10:55 am
Assy Style Why did you change? Jacek commented as soon as Kristen Stewart was introduced by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show last night how attractive she is. They’d just played the clip of her dancing wildly in On The Road and she’s such a lively combination of innocence and sex and youth and By Lainey • Dec 14, 2012 02:21 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Liv’s sheer legs I feel like you either go black tights, opaque, or bare leg. The black sheer hose? It’s too office lady, coming straight from work, particularly with the dress, and the print of it, and especially the ruching in the chest area, you have to be careful or it becomes By Lainey • Dec 12, 2012 09:09 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Pippa in purple sateen Oh dear God... The worst, right? This is why Pippa Middleton never happened. Or at least partly. Because she has really, really bad taste. Look at it. Look at the purple sateen with the matching suede purple pumps, Jesus, it’s offensive. Consider all the options she would have had, By Lainey • Dec 12, 2012 09:02 am
BFFs Gwyneth sells her body by Tracy Anderson As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow’s body was produced by her trainer, friend, and business partner, Tracy Anderson. Anderson’s Method has been on sale for a while now, promising a body like G’s and now she’s come out with The Pregnancy Project so that a few weeks By Lainey • Dec 11, 2012 12:26 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Miley’s exposed crotch zipper What do you think of these pants with the exposed crotch zipper that starts, well, where life begins? Pretty sure the split doesn’t need to be that deep to pull those pants over her hips so it’s a design feature and, come on, admit it, for only one By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 09:27 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Messy Noomi Maybe she just didn’t give a sh-t. It certainly looks like it. I mean, it’s not like she did anything with her hair and that’s a nothing dress of a nothing length and a terribly unflattering shoe choice. Messy. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2012 09:17 am
Assy Style The Annual Diddy Ugly Shirt What is it about Art Basel in Miami that brings this sh-t out in Diddy? Click here to see what it was like last year. ??????????????????????????? And now this. Look at this. This heinous thing. Gucci should be ashamed of this. Or maybe Gucci should stop selling their sh-t to him By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 05:02 pm
Assy Style Mrs Timberlake gives up the fringe At least for a night. And God, it makes all the difference. Her face, you can actually SEE her face. And it’s a really, really pretty face. And they did a great job with the makeup, now that they have something to work with, now that her hair is By Lainey • Dec 06, 2012 12:08 pm
