Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jenna’s peachy pink one shoulder blob My first problem is the colour. I mean it has to be special if you’re going with this colour. And this situation is not special. It’s a sheet. It’s a toga. Its only redeeming quality are the pockets. But I understand that now and again, at these By Lainey • Nov 30, 2012 11:59 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Nikki Reed’s boxy dress I don’t know if boxy is the right word but it doesn’t fit right. Or something. Is it too big for her or is it just a badly cut dress? The effect is one giant slouch. Also closed-toe shoes would have been better. And a brighter lip I By Lainey • Nov 30, 2012 09:46 am
Assy Style Mrs Timberlake’s two dresses Mrs Timberlake wore black Gucci with side ruffles to the Hitchcock premiere in LA last night. The dress is from the SS 2013 collection. Click here to see. On Diane Kruger? Sure. On Justin Timberlake’s wife? It’s a miss, right? On the runway the flaps are able to By Lainey • Nov 21, 2012 05:01 pm
Assy Style Mrs Timberlake’s married style and privacy woes Look at how Helen Mirren outclasses everyone on this carpet, as it should be. Anyway, Jessica Biel is married now so... I guess that’s why she’s dressing like she’s 50. Compare what she looks like with Scarlett Johannson, age 27. Scarlett is exactly 27, if not even By Lainey • Nov 19, 2012 11:03 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Nicki’s AMA replay I hated this Monique Lhuillier when Julie Bowen wore it at the Emmys – click here for a refresher – and I still hate it now on Nicki Minaj, for the same reason: it’s TAFFETA. So two violations here then: 1.Taffeta 2.The replay At least the puffy snowsuit she By Lainey • Nov 19, 2012 08:28 am
Assy Style Twilight’s last carpet Twilight 5 is expected to earn between $140 - $160 million this weekend. So if you want to see Bond, do you look for it at a community theatre as opposed to heading to the super cinemas where Twi-Hards will have taken over? Click here and scroll down to the By Lainey • Nov 16, 2012 04:36 pm
Assy Style JLo Bella Swan Taking style risks is one thing, and although many people hated her sheer dress choice the other day at the LA premiere of Twilight 5, it was fitted to her body type and there was just enough edge and cool to make it a Kristen Stewart fashionable moment. This however. By Lainey • Nov 14, 2012 05:44 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Ashley Greene’s terrible sheer Later on I’ll be posting some shots of Emma Stone at this event and you can see the difference between a proper young movie star and... Ashley Greene, aspiring Oscar-winner. By Lainey • Nov 14, 2012 10:23 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Heidi Klum was never runway Victoria’s Secret runway is not really runway. That’s what Karl Lagerfeld keeps holding against her. And... I mean, he’s a bitch, obviously, but ... you know... he’s not, um, entirely wrong either. And she kinda keeps proving it. Heidi Klum is sh-t on a red carpet. Almost By Lainey • Nov 12, 2012 09:49 am
BFFs GOOP’s 200th and her ugly shoes Foot dusters. I hate them. They remind me of those pink ruffled feather Christian Louboutins Carrie Bradshaw wore on the episode of Sex And The City when Miranda went into labour. That was, like, 10 years ago, wasn’t it? What is my G thinking??? Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 03:59 pm
Assy Style Mad Max Zoolander now comes with a cape Robert Pattinson’s L’Uomo Vogue shoot last week - click here if you missed the initial article. Now two more images have been released and this time, Jesus, Pattinson’s Mad Max Zoolander is wearing a Zorro cape. As you can see, he doesn’t know what to do By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 09:29 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julianne’s washed out with low classy shoes It’s not that I don’t think she can wear white or off-whites or variations of it. But this time, this time it’s turned her all one colour and washed out. I dunno, maybe some lipstick? Mostly though I’m offended by her shoes. Such low classy shoes. By Lainey • Nov 06, 2012 09:22 am
Assy Style Granny Doolittle Nicole Kidman showed up at Derby Day in Melbourne in a My Fair Lady dress by L’Wren Scott that was inspired by Audrey Hepburn. Theory: it’s impossible to look youthful in race spectator clothing, isn’t it? It’s not exactly the freshest aesthetic. Putting granny in granny By Lainey • Nov 05, 2012 04:46 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sharon Stone bag lady That was the name of the event: The Bag Ladies Luncheon, a benefit. And you know my name for Sharon Stone: This Hot Bitch Only... Not so hot here. Maybe the worst styling decision I’ve seen her make in YEARS. By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 01:20 pm
Assy Style Country B can’t win Duana sent me a note this morning: “You really have to give it up for American Idol though, right? Early on?” Totally. Kelly Clarkson is SO good. Jennifer Hudson too. And Carrie Underwood is a star. She can’t dress for sh-t but she is a star. (Do the male By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 10:14 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kerry in peach sateen Oh the dreaded sateen has found its way onto Kerry Washington. Like Cameron Diaz’s Gucci, this too is a poor fit around her chest. But mostly it’s the material and the way the light is giving it all the lumps and bumps and bulges. How can any celebrity By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 08:51 am
