Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Cam in chartreuse Gucci Love the colour always. But this dress, Gucci or not, is so poorly designed. I mean, if Cameron Diaz can’t make your construction work, it simply doesn’t work. The bulging around the chest and waist is terrible. Turn around and the fit around the ass sucks too. By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 08:46 am
Assy Style Johnny and the scarves at Elton’s party Elton John threw a big party to celebrate husband David Furnish’s 50th birthday last night in LA. Johnny Depp showed up. And can you believe it? I think he maybe only wore 2 scarves. Just 2 and not 5! Still, definitely 5 necklaces. And an assortment of rings. But By Lainey • Oct 26, 2012 11:15 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Gwen’s big suit It’s probably intentionally big. Like some kind of Comme des Garcons weirdness that only Lady Gaga is supposed to understand. Fine. But to me it’s a wasted design when it could look so much more flattering. Especially the interestingly weird two flap detail at the back. And the By Lainey • Oct 26, 2012 09:47 am
Break Ups Taylor Swift: Conor & kitten heels US Weekly is reporting that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are over. That it ended without drama. Because he’s in school and she’s promoting a new album around the world and it was too hard to be together... What? But love conquers all! Well, not when there’s By Lainey • Oct 25, 2012 01:58 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Berenice’s feather peplum What do you think? There’s peplum, and then there’s a feather peplum... I’m not into the feather peplum. Maybe I’d feel differently if her trousers were plain and black or if there was a skirt underneath it but with the white tuxedo pants there’s just By Lainey • Oct 25, 2012 10:55 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennie's ball hair Fringe and really, really budget waves... At an event populated primarily be ex-tv stars... Come ON TV people – do NOT concede to the film actors. You are better than this! By Lainey • Oct 22, 2012 12:52 pm
Assy Style George Clooney and Stacy’s crowd Stacy Keibler accompanied George Clooney to the Carousel Ball of Hope the other night. Or maybe I should say that George Clooney accompanied Stacy Keibler. Because... well... here are some of the other people at the event: Joan Van Ark Charlene Tilton Jason Davis Nicollette Sheridan Jennie Garth Nicky Hilton By Lainey • Oct 22, 2012 12:36 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carrie’s mullet season Last week there was this white feathered mullet dress on stage – click here for a refresher. This time it’s another mullet situation, with a floral print? I guess the mullet is like her peplum. By Lainey • Oct 22, 2012 12:06 pm
Gossip Girl It can't be worse than this, right? Blake's wedding Marchesa will be revealed in Martha Stewart Weddings in the December issue which means we'll see it next month. SO excited. And nervous. I mean, Blake and Marchesa have brought us some f-cked up shit. Now imagine all that possibility exponentially increased in white By Lainey • Oct 18, 2012 11:58 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carrie’s mullet feathers Where does she find this sh-t? As for the people who design it, is it simply about cost...or is there ego involved too? Like, Versace did it 10 years ago. But...let me make it BETTER, let me add to it here, and cut it there, and improve on By Lainey • Oct 18, 2012 10:02 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lea’s dark and stringy Not sure if this was the right look for the ELLE Women in Hollywood celebration. Grammys? Totally. MTV? Yes. Too much self-tanner happening here, non? I just makes everything so dark. The dress is dark, her skin is dark, her fringe is heavy, all of it is weighing her dowwwwwwn. By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 02:24 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Katie Holmes: artist seeking artist Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 11:22 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rashida’s necklace and fishtail Never go wrong with a good fishtail. Just like SJP last week, Rashida built her outfit around the necklace – and unremarkable but comfortable dress to prop up the neck gear. Too bad about those heels. By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 10:07 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen Wiig looks good in green but those shoes are bad It’s a great colour for her. And I’m really into the simple lines of this dress. But those shoes...are puke nude. By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 09:56 am
Assy Style Blake’s ring and wrinkles So I watched the season premiere of Gossip Girl the other night. It’s only 10 episodes. I’ve decided to finish it off. Blake Lively’s Serena VDW doesn’t appear until midway through the hour wearing a yellow and white long dress cut low and, frankly, I could By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 12:43 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Diane Kruger's bath towel This dress, Chanel, fits her like a bath towel. It's as if she wrapped a sparkly bath towel around her body and called it an outfit. Definitely a miss. Perhaps one of her worst misses in a long time. By Lainey • Oct 10, 2012 12:27 pm
