Lifestyle New York Fashion Week: Marchesa Spring 2013 Marchesa just did Blake Lively’s wedding dress. I’ve decided that it’s like Justin Timberlake’s acting – baffling in its popularity. Look at this sh-t. I can’t understand why celebrities would choose it when they have so many other much less UGLY – straight up UGLY! – options. By Lainey • Sep 13, 2012 09:26 am
Assy Style The first Holmes & Yang First of all, there was only one photographer allowed in to shoot this collection. Which means they’re exclusive, these pictures. Which means I had to pay a lot extra for them. So I’m zooming in as much as I can to give you as many close ups and By Lainey • Sep 12, 2012 02:52 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Paula Patton’s ugly dress at TIFF Jesus. Why would any designer put a giant hole in the middle of a woman’s body? Why would a woman wear a dress with a giant hole in front of her body? What is happening here??? By Lainey • Sep 12, 2012 09:29 am
Royals The Cambridges’ second tour Prince William and his Catherine were in Singapore today, the first stop on their 9 day tour of South East Asia and the South Pacific. I really hate the middle aged way she wears her hair sometimes. Like in the afternoon, swept back on both sides and secured with those By Lainey • Sep 11, 2012 10:45 am
Assy Style Johnny Depp at TIFF 2012 Winona Ryder was in our etalk lounge today. It’s impossible how beautiful she is. Like, you can’t even imagine how much more beautiful in person. Anyway, as far as I know, the conjuring hasn’t worked yet. Winona’s premiere is tonight. Johnny was here for the documentary By Lainey • Sep 10, 2012 03:53 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Isla Fisher’s gross gold shoes I don’t remember hating a pair of shoes as much as I hate these ones, Oh My God I hate them so much. Hate the thickness of the straps. Hate how cheap they look. Hate the shape of the heel. Hate how this can possibly happen – that a pair By Lainey • Sep 05, 2012 09:28 am
Assy Style Bradley Cooper’s Hangovers or Megan Lochte? Please click here if you missed the original post on Bradley Cooper movies that sh-t on Asians and Megan Lochte’s racist “comedy sketch”. That, by the way, was her explanation for it -- that she was playing a character and that the “performance” was meant to highlight prejudice. Not By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 10:47 am
Break Ups Fashion Katie in the tents I can’t wait for this. Katie Holmes will present Holmes & Yang for the first time at NY Fashion Week. According to Page Six the collection will be shown in the tents and that’s supposed to be a big ass deal. Like she means to be some kind By Lainey • Aug 23, 2012 04:00 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Mary Louise Parker’s HORRIBLE outfit I love her. And I am into any dude who is into her. Duana calls Mary Louise Parker the smart man’s fantasy. Agree. But the clothes... Look what she wore to Letterman yesterday. Separate all the items and it might be a different result. I’m not super down By Lainey • Aug 22, 2012 04:37 pm
Assy Style For your lunch In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you... Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork By Lainey • Aug 22, 2012 02:28 pm
Maple Leaf Pose Hard As A Couple Lea Michele and Cory Monteith worked the carpet together at the Do Something Awards last night. As you can see, they’re playing the “let me look up at you adoringly” pose. And the “whisper something funny, our inside joke, and we can laugh together” one. But while Lea’s By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 09:50 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen Bell’s busy dress My eyes cross when I look at it too long. I’m also not sure if it’s all that flattering. But I like it. Too bad about the shoes though – they’re hideous. And an especially poor choice given that it’s already so busy up top. The Daily By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 08:58 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva Longoria in the worst purple Kate Beckinsale wore a terrible purple last week. Click here if you missed it. How do you make a sh-tty purple even worse? Add some shine. Good God this is horrific. By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 08:49 am
Assy Style An off-white problem from head to toe This is just so spectacularly bad I had to put it on the main page instead of LifeStyle... Check out Jessica Biel today in London promoting Total Recall in an off-white head to toe situation that, well, do you think it’s doing anything for her? An idea on a By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 10:53 am
Assy Style The Kitten Heel Controversy (Lainey: I was shouted at yesterday by tall people in response to this article about Nicole Kidman’s f-cking kitten heels -- I am not qualified to hate them because I am short. Duana is 5 ft 9. She’s previously written about height in a popular article from last By Duana • Aug 15, 2012 02:30 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen Bell’s black pantsuit There’s technically nothing like mega wrong with it. And the pants highlight her tiny, tiny waist. Just...that dreaded f-cking sateen. In combination with the cut of that top it makes her look really wide and square. Like... a child dressed up in a superhero outfit. Also not feeling By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 12:32 pm
