Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate Beckinsale’s terrible purple I spent all day yesterday trying to figure out what offends me so much about this purple, this particular shade of purple. It came to me this morning: this is the colour of school banners and ribbons. The Crown Royal baggie. Usually accompanied by a gold trim. Hate it. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 12:32 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Pippa’s terrible taste I don’t know what business a 28 year old woman has with this dress. I mean, at the very least, rip that white wedding overlay off the top and go strapless, you know? And the shoes...oh my God. Kate Middleton must dress with no imagination because her title By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 09:00 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate Moss’s emperor robe I rarely dislike a Kate Moss look. And it’s not like I dislike this one for its individuality in that, well, Kate never dresses like anyone else. It’s just...she’s also rarely boring. And this emperor’s robe is just so...boring. Even her hair, which is By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 10:05 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lucy’s surprising footwear Look those flipflops she’s wearing. They’re...stacked. And sparkly. I’m not only surprised she’s wearing them, I want to know how they found their way to her. Is it part of the costume? Along with that banana clip in her hair? Because in the other photos, By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 09:56 am
Assy Style The Young Bride It’s one of my favourite Hollwood Sliding Doors stories: Natalie Portman was supposed to play Juliet in Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet. They wanted her badly. The problem: she looked much, much too young. So young that in the test footage, it was “obscene”, is the way Luhrmann described By Lainey • Aug 07, 2012 11:18 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer’s red dress and bad shoes She looks great in this dress even though I wish it were a different colour. But these shoes should be disallowed oh my God. By Lainey • Aug 07, 2012 08:58 am
Maple Leaf Ryan Gosling: strictly v-neck Colin Farrell is strictly v-neck. And now... I think Ryan Gosling might be too. Here’s Ryan at JFK airport this weekend after arriving from New Orleans in a striped v-neck. Reminds me of that Saturday Night Live digital short from last year featuring Ben Stiller and Andy Samberg. The By Lainey • Aug 06, 2012 11:11 am
Assy Style Jessica Biel’s Total New York Recall Of the three names in the movie, Jessica Biel was the only one who showed last night at the New York premiere of Total Recall. Strange. Especially Colin Farrell’s absence. He’s the main dude. So it was on Shelfy then to carry the NYC load. Here she is By Lainey • Aug 03, 2012 12:16 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Vanessa’s asshole dressing You would think from just looking at her that it must be Coachella or something, right? People dress like assholes at Coachella. Vanessa Hudgens has done a lot of asshole Coachella dressing. What elevates this to asshole level is that gauzy ...robe? (Is it a robe?), a completely unnecessary addition By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 12:41 pm
Famewhores The Jessica that Jessica wants to be Here’s Jessica Biel last night at the premiere of Total Recall. It’s what I call aspirational dressing. And, curiously, her sartorial approach mirrors her professional one. The Jessica that Jessica wants to be and the Jessica that Jessica actually is, they are not the same. What you see By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 12:31 pm
Famewhores Is that you, Joey Potter? Check out Katie Holmes with her hair up in this purple dress for C Magazine. First of all, that’s an updo from 2002. But also... Total Joey Potter styles, right? Is that what Holmes & Yang, her clothing line, is for? Joey Potter? The C Magazine shoot happened a By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 11:28 am
Assy Style Jennifer Aniston: mom pants and an orange face These are the first shots of Jennifer Aniston in costume in North Carolina on the set of We’re The Millers. She plays a hooker enlisted by Jason Sudeikis to create a fake family on a cross country road trip to transport pot. Emma Roberts is the daughter. Jen, presumably, By Lainey • Jul 24, 2012 09:50 am
Assy Style Kristen Stewart: TCA & Golf Kristen Stewart looked good at the Teen Choice Awards. The styling totally suits her. Love the side braid holding one side of her hair back. But the golf gear... The golf gear is an abomination. Stewart played at Malibu Golf Club on Friday. As you can see, her playing partners By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 11:46 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Taylor Swift’s pantyhose back I hate this design feature, the use of sheer material to contain an area that could be exposed. If you don’t have the nuts to wear a risky dress, don’t wear a risky dress. Look at that sh-t. The colour is like Spanx and granny panties and the By Lainey • Jul 23, 2012 10:07 am
Girly Throw Downs Anne took New York, Marion takes London The Dark Knight Rises premiered in London tonight. Anne Hathaway’s was easily the better dress in New York the other day while Marion’s... was disappointing. Click here for a refresher. This round however I give to Marion. It’s Dior, of course, and straight from the F/W By Lainey • Jul 18, 2012 03:19 pm
Assy Style Marion Cotillard: bohemian in a bad dress Hate SO MUCH what Marion Cotillard wore last night at the New York premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Especially those shoes. Gross. How gross? This is an outfit for Emmy Rossum. You see? Gross. And especially disappointing because her new Vogue cover just came out and it’s glorious. By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 03:14 pm
